Actually, Dane called you a hillbilly. So I guess Dane started it. ****ing douchebag Californians.

That's what I was worried about. I hate giving a gift that just sits in the closet, or worse yet gets re-gifted.

How about a nice plant?

Do you like mums?

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Because it's a cultural term vs. a race or ethnic term?

Kind of broad concept isn't it? "Hillbilly"? I know a few "hillbillies" that could quote shakespear, do trig, make moonshine, play Van Halen licks on a guitar and leave you in the woods where nobody would ever find you....better stay brave and prejudice behind your keyboard.

I dream of being a real hillbilly. Right now I will settle for being a step above white trash. Real hillbillies got it good. Nothing like a good home with land in the Ozarks. That is the life, love it or stay in the east or west.

Dude, I'm not an alt.

I'm completely offended...

Okay. I can understand dude peep hillbillies on account of the "bill" part. Are girl peep hillbillies called the same thing? Hilljillies? Hillfillies? Hillshrillies, maybe? I mean, for the loud ones?

FAX

Mountain Dew refers to grain alcohol....corn-squeezins'....white lightenin'...fire water...moon shine.



....You high falutin', shoe shinin', turtle neck wearin', soul glow smellin', mullet highlightin', muppet fart sniffing sack of pet howler monkey shit.

Ugh.

I haven't touched that stuff since high school.

Grain parties were hilarious. They're would be all these people saying "Hey, Grain's nothing! I can't even feel it!".

15 minutes later, everyone's passed out on the floor.

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Stump water and loaded watermellons....the afternoon snack of non-producer Americans.

Is this thread serious?

Yeah, I remember the first time someone handed me a bottle of that stuff. I didn't understand what the big deal was. It didn't take us long to find out. You couldn't pay me to drink it now, I wouldn't be able to work for a week.

I think it may have been at one time.