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splatbass 07-23-2012 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toad King (Post 8762854)
That has nothing to do with coaching.

It's a shitty read by Cassel. Throwing to a receiver who has a 5 percent chance of getting the 1st down is terrible.

That was the intended receiver. He never looked at anyone else. That was the call.

Hammock Parties 07-23-2012 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by splatbass (Post 8762861)
That was the intended receiver. He never looked at anyone else. That was the call.

LMAO

OK.

FYI, you can clearly see him looking downfield.

He's a POS.

Easy 6 07-23-2012 08:59 PM

You're a good kid, Matt... but not everyone gets to be the ace, some of us have to be the trusty #2 in life, now fetch me that pen over there...

rico 07-23-2012 09:21 PM

The chiefscrowd thread is littered with a Cassel apologist or two now. Un....farking.....believable. Do these ass-goblins even watch the games?!

NJChiefsFan 07-24-2012 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by splatbass (Post 8762861)
That was the intended receiver. He never looked at anyone else. That was the call.

Are you saying there were no other routes? He can decide the guy was covered and go elsewhere. Now I agree all fan bases act like their play calling is the worst but that doesn't change the fact that Matt can't make decisions well enough to win against good teams. The guy isn't 24 yrs old. This isn't his third yr starting. Thinking there is more info needed to peg the guy is beyond optimistic IMO.

Now loud and over-reacting fan base/media can cause as many issues as quite over-loyal ones. KC is the latter and this issue highlights it IMO.

NJChiefsFan 07-24-2012 01:27 AM

I enjoyed the effort here. What do I care how he spends his time and since the universe didn't fill me in on the official rules on how to live your life I won't judge. That being said I again feel the need to point out that last week go chiefs said "stats are for losers".

Hammock Parties 07-24-2012 01:59 PM

The responses to this are amusing.

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Anyway, just because Cassel has struggled in the past against good defenses doesn't mean he will continue to do so.

Things change so much from year to year and he has more weapons now.. Eli Manning led the league w 25 INTs in 2010 next year he is all of a sudden elite.
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Cassel's record with a 2-14 team is excellent.

And his passing stats for a team that has been, for his entire tenure here, designed to be a running offense, are not bad either.
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you are the lamest "fan" I have ever seen. you buy into this assinine biased one sided "article" where some moron writes hes opinion and finds a stat to back it up.
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Cassel does not win when we throw first...we have not been a throw first team since Dick Vermeil...we throw when we are behind and have to abandon the run game...what? your precious article doesnt mention things like that?
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IN 2009 Matt Cassel was better then Drew Brees,Aaron Rodgers

In 20010 Matt Cassel was better then Drew Brees,Phillip Rivers,Matt Schab,Tom Brady,Peyton Manning,Jay Cuttler

Sweet Daddy Hate 07-24-2012 03:28 PM

ROFL @ "Time out please, I am very stupid".

Fish 07-24-2012 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toad King (Post 8764254)
The responses to this are amusing.

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where some moron writes hes opinion and finds a stat to back it up.
How dare you.....

the Talking Can 07-24-2012 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Toad King (Post 8761086)


this is the only play one needs to understand what a piece of shit Cassel is....

the only thought in his head is "going to poop my pants, but pawnsmoker will still blow me tonight....going to poop my pants, but pawnsmoker will still blow me tonight...going to poop my pants, but pawnsmoker will still blow me tonight...going to poop my pants, but pawnsmoker will still blow me tonight...going to poop my pants, but pawnsmoker will still blow me tonight...going to poop my pants, but pawnsmoker will still blow me tonight...oops, int...oh well, got paid"

rico 07-24-2012 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toad King (Post 8764254)
The responses to this are amusing.

I read all those. What on earth can make a group of people so delusional?

Hammock Parties 07-24-2012 04:35 PM

That was in a 10-7 game, too.

On third and 11.

At the start of the third quarter.

The funny thing is after that play we went super conservative on offense, which eventually resulted in the failed 4th and 1.

So yeah, Cassel is the root of all evil.

Three7s 07-24-2012 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 8762950)
The chiefscrowd thread is littered with a Cassel apologist or two now. Un....farking.....believable. Do these ass-goblins even watch the games?!

There's a reason I almost never post there anymore. They will think up every possible excuse known to man for defending Cassel.

themanwithnoname 07-24-2012 06:34 PM

I still want someone to print this off and get Cassel to sign it.

rico 07-24-2012 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Three7s (Post 8764773)
There's a reason I almost never post there anymore. They will think up every possible excuse known to man for defending Cassel.

Is that place home base for the Cassel apologists?


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Originally Posted by themanwithnoname (Post 8764869)
I still want someone to print this off and get Cassel to sign it.

I was thinking about this last night. If someone asked for his autograph at training camp and requested that he signed it, "Matt Cassel 3:16," I wonder if he'd get it...?


I read a comment somewhere, where a guy wrote that he lives in the same neighborhood as Cassel and that he sees him out running all the time. He said something along the lines of "ahh, I hate the guy as a QB because he sucks, but man he's a nice guy...will always say 'hello'" when he sees you in the neighborhood." My first thought was, "how on earth does he rack up the courage to run outside?" Is he blissfully unaware of the extent at which some fans despise him right now? He probably doesn't get on the net much. Lord knows if I were him and read some of this....I would be agoraphobic.

whoman69 07-24-2012 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toad King (Post 8762854)
That has nothing to do with coaching.

It's a shitty read by Cassel. Throwing to a receiver who has a 5 percent chance of getting the 1st down is terrible.

He wasn't locked in or anything.

Munson 07-25-2012 12:10 AM

I'm way too lazy to research this, but it would be interesting to see a breakdown on how many 3-and-outs Cassel has against:

- winning teams
- losing teams
- playoff teams

And it would be interesting to see where his 3-and-outs rank overall in the league every year he's been starting. I'm guessing he's one of the top 10 worst QBs.

themanwithnoname 07-25-2012 01:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Munson (Post 8765892)
I'm way too lazy to research this, but it would be interesting to see a breakdown on how many 3-and-outs Cassel has against:

- winning teams
- losing teams
- playoff teams

And it would be interesting to see where his 3-and-outs rank overall in the league every year he's been starting. I'm guessing he's one of the top 10 worst QBs.

Haley's "4th down territory" makes a lot of sense in hindsight. Honestly it even made plenty of sense if you were willing to look at Cassel objectively back then.

I don't know how bad the team/Cassel was, but I know just watching the games, you felt it was far worse than even the abysmal Herm offense years. Then they'd finally pull their heads out of their ass and let Charles make something out of nothing.

Hammock Parties 07-25-2012 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Munson (Post 8765892)
I'm way too lazy to research this, but it would be interesting to see a breakdown on how many 3-and-outs Cassel has against:

- winning teams
- losing teams
- playoff teams

And it would be interesting to see where his 3-and-outs rank overall in the league every year he's been starting. I'm guessing he's one of the top 10 worst QBs.

This is far too difficult to research. You'd have to go into the play by play for every game, for every qb, for multiple years.

I'd also guess his three and outs are no more likely against good teams than they are against bad teams. Denver in 2010 was horrible and he was a three and out king early in that game. Same with Miami in 2011.

Hammock Parties 07-25-2012 06:22 PM

Ah, excellent!

http://i.imgur.com/D5cu3.jpg

In other news...

http://www.fanfeedr.com/nfl/kansas-c...9-a26d7f2f7c57

http://www.kcchiefs.com/assets/image...inners_445.jpg

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On Wednesday, Matt Cassel got the chance to warm up for training camp with two of his new "buddies."

The Chiefs signal-caller taught two local fans about the quarterback position during an event at the Chiefs Training Facility sponsored by the Shadow Buddies Foundation.

Ryan Landreth of Olathe, KS. and Kaylyn Olson of Shawnee Mission, KS. ran quarterback drills with Cassel, the spokesperson of the Shadow Buddies Foundation since 2010. The foundation provides emotional support to sick and disabled kids though education and stuffed dolls called "buddies" specifically tailored to each child's condition.

Cassel also taught the two kids how to take three and five-step drops and where to throw the best fade pattern against tight coverage.

O.city 07-25-2012 06:26 PM

Whats terrible about most of those gif's is that he isn't being asked to make a really difficult throw.


Most are throws an average college division 1 quarterback makes daily.

Hammock Parties 07-25-2012 06:31 PM

LMAO

http://distilleryimage11.instagram.c...381b21c5_7.jpg

http://distilleryimage1.instagram.co...0a1c05f4_7.jpg

Dayze 07-25-2012 07:10 PM

The next pick shows him overthrowing the little girl in the face of severe pressure from the blitzing little kid.

rico 07-25-2012 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 8767626)
The next pick shows him overthrowing the little girl in the face of severe pressure from the blitzing little kid.

LMAO

Fish 07-25-2012 10:16 PM

Like Cassel knows anything about a five step drop....

BillSelfsTrophycase 07-25-2012 10:18 PM


Pants shitting 101

They're learning from the best

NJChiefsFan 07-25-2012 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toad King (Post 8767545)

Its about time Matt started taking lessons. Not sure why he is taking lessons from people at his skill level though.

Hammock Parties 07-25-2012 10:35 PM

http://i.imgur.com/ygdRA.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/omn7B.jpg

Titty Meat 07-25-2012 11:27 PM

Faked Ned Yost is Ryan Scott Hall on Twitter.

MoreLemonPledge 07-26-2012 08:55 AM

Maybe we can replace Matty with Cole Hamels. They look similar enough that true fans wouldn't even notice.

http://aeryssports.com/view-from-sec...ColeHamels.png

CoMoChief 07-26-2012 09:40 AM

LMAO

whoman69 07-26-2012 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 8767626)
The next pick shows him overthrowing the little girl in the face of severe pressure from the blitzing little kid.

I was expecting something more like this.

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs2/1213524_o.gif

whoman69 07-26-2012 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MoreLemonPledge (Post 8768679)
Maybe we can replace Matty with Cole Hamels. They look similar enough that true fans wouldn't even notice.

http://aeryssports.com/view-from-sec...ColeHamels.png

I was thinking that yesterday when I heard he signed an extention with the Phils.

RealSNR 07-26-2012 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Munson (Post 8765892)
I'm way too lazy to research this, but it would be interesting to see a breakdown on how many 3-and-outs Cassel has against:

- winning teams
- losing teams
- playoff teams

And it would be interesting to see where his 3-and-outs rank overall in the league every year he's been starting. I'm guessing he's one of the top 10 worst QBs.

Against NFC West teams: Not many 3-and-outs
Against non-NFC West teams: Lotsa 3-and-outs

Analysis complete.

Sweet Daddy Hate 07-31-2012 05:08 PM

Cassel was a much better choice than Sanchez!

whoman69 07-31-2012 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by DarthCarlSatan (Post 8780924)
Cassel was a much better choice than Sanchez!

I hope you're kidding. They both suck, but at least Sanchez has won playoff games.

Hammock Parties 08-03-2012 06:49 AM

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs7/2507838_o.gif

And it just hit AP...

http://www.arrowheadpride.com/2012/8...brennan-cassel

bishop_74 08-03-2012 07:29 AM

HA!
http://i49.tinypic.com/53k6eb.jpg

Sofa King 08-03-2012 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 8787874)

LMAO

This response was perfect.

http://i49.tinypic.com/53k6eb.jpg

Sofa King 08-03-2012 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bishop_74 (Post 8787915)

YOU SON OF A BITCH!

bishop_74 08-03-2012 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Hulk Hogan (Post 8787917)
YOU SON OF A BITCH!

I'll need you keys, badge, and your final paycheck will be waiting for you at the security desk.

Sofa King 08-03-2012 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by bishop_74 (Post 8787924)
I'll need you keys, badge, and your final paycheck will be waiting for you at the security desk.

:huh:

bevischief 08-03-2012 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 8787874)

Took them long enough. Congrats.

Hammock Parties 08-03-2012 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 8787874)

People, I hate to toot my own horn, but if you go on AP and rec that post, it will stay on the front page for a long time.

Do your duty.

Munson 08-03-2012 04:15 PM

There's a lot of Cassel denial on AP.

Is that where all the true fans hang out?

notorious 08-03-2012 04:24 PM

That place makes me want to drown kittens.


I wish I was stupid enough to blindly believe in Casssel. Football would be so much more enjoyable.

BillSelfsTrophycase 08-03-2012 04:28 PM

Some of the responses on there...:facepalm:


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i got this far and stopped skimming

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However, in an NFL that is classified as a passing first league, he is 3-16 when we put the ball in the air more than we run it.

one of the more pointless statistics i’ve ever seen used to criticize cassel.

notorious 08-03-2012 04:29 PM

Yep, that was the post that had me shaking my head.


Either he is stuck in the past, or he is too stupid to realize how important passing is now.

Setsuna 08-03-2012 04:35 PM

We gotta get this to ESPN. Or NFLN.

notorious 08-03-2012 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Setsuna (Post 8789253)
We gotta get this to ESPN. Or NFLN.

They don't give a shit about a small-market team that has done nothing for 20 years.

Hammock Parties 08-03-2012 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by notorious (Post 8789595)
They don't give a shit about a small-market team that has done nothing for 20 years.

If Cassel is here next season, after another year of the same shit, I will make a god damn website with this shit all over it.

With a guestbook for internet rage.

Ming the Merciless 08-03-2012 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 8789601)
If Cassel is here next season, after another year of the same shit, I will make a god damn website with this shit all over it.

With a guestbook for internet rage.

Well at least we can visit you there, since your stupid ass wont be here for a year.

Munson 08-03-2012 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 8789601)
If Cassel is here next season, after another year of the same shit, I will make a god damn website with this shit all over it.

With a guestbook for internet rage.

You'd better get started on making that site. Cassel is Pioli's hand picked "franchise" QB, and he isn't going anywhere.

I hate to say it, but I wouldn't be surprised if he actually gets a contract extension. If that happens, this place will implode.

Hammock Parties 08-03-2012 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 8789613)
Well at least we can visit you there, since your stupid ass wont be here for a year.

If Cassel has a 76.6 QB rating, 10 wins ain't happening, buster bucko brown.

Hammock Parties 08-03-2012 07:49 PM

Uploaded this, for the hell of it. All the other clips suck.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/2Av4LK4Ve6k" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Sweet Daddy Hate 08-05-2012 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by whoman69 (Post 8781241)
I hope you're kidding. They both suck, but at least Sanchez has won playoff games.

Sarcasm Meter.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 8789601)
If Cassel is here next season, after another year of the same shit, I will make a god damn website with this shit all over it.

With a guestbook for internet rage.

LMAO

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 8789613)
Well at least we can visit you there, since your stupid ass wont be here for a year.

I'm paying for your subscription so that you may begin your rehabilitation.

Stiglitz 08-13-2012 02:53 PM

Hello Kansas City Sirs. Chargers fan here. This made the rounds on our boards and I just wanted to join and give you props on this breakdown. One of the funniest, most thorough football-related things I've ever read. Gifs especially :clap:

Hammock Parties 08-13-2012 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Stiglitz (Post 8814171)
Hello Kansas City Sirs. Chargers fan here. This made the rounds on our boards

http://i.imgur.com/vp6AP.gif

THE LEGEND GROWS

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/VeHp3IVxyQA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

DonTellMeShowMe 08-13-2012 07:53 PM

lol

New World Order 08-28-2012 11:29 PM

Cassel's Reckoning is a true realist, brilliant!

TLO 08-28-2012 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 8789639)
Uploaded this, for the hell of it. All the other clips suck.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/2Av4LK4Ve6k" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Cassel's Reckoning alert!

Munson 08-28-2012 11:50 PM

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/fan_shot_im...casselfail.gif

BillSelfsTrophycase 08-28-2012 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Munson (Post 8861094)


This

TLO 08-28-2012 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Munson (Post 8861094)

Weeeeeee!

rico 08-29-2012 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by New World Order (Post 8861071)
Cassel's Reckoning is a true realist, brilliant!

My name New World Order. When I was lernin in skool I watch WCW wrestling. I also use to breeng thees toys to clas, stripp them nakid and lik there kroches:

http://www.shinyshiny.tv/troll.jpg

In fakt, I stil due that tu this dae.

New World Order 08-29-2012 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 8861112)
My name New World Order. When I was lernin in skool I watch WCW wrestling. I also use to breeng thees toys to clas, stripp them nakid and lik there kroches:

http://www.shinyshiny.tv/troll.jpg

In fakt, I stil due that tu this dae.




I actually never watched much WCW back in the day believe it or not.


Your name is Rico? Surprised you can speak English

rico 08-29-2012 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by New World Order (Post 8861121)
I actually never watched much WCW back in the day believe it or not.


Your name is Rico? Surprised you can speak English

Ministry fan then?

Not only can I speak English, but I can throw a pigskin over them mountains.

rico 08-29-2012 12:17 AM

Ugh...signature is too large.

New World Order 08-29-2012 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by rico (Post 8861127)
Ugh...signature is too large.



Rico stop taking things so personally, I have no hate towards you. I can take some insults no big deal

rico 08-29-2012 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by New World Order (Post 8861131)
Rico stop taking things so personally, I have no hate towards you. I can take some insults no big deal

I'm......not???????

rico 08-29-2012 12:32 AM

Tharrr weeee gooooo. Size is just right now.

New World Order 08-29-2012 01:01 AM

http://i.imgur.com/03lOE.gif



Great read right here

New World Order 08-29-2012 06:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 8789601)
If Cassel is here next season, after another year of the same shit, I will make a god damn website with this shit all over it.

With a guestbook for internet rage.



I'll sign it

Marcellus 08-29-2012 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by New World Order (Post 8861235)
I'll sign it

I wonder why................

New World Order 08-29-2012 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marcellus (Post 8861237)
I wonder why................




You will as well after this season

Sweet Daddy Hate 08-29-2012 12:04 PM

In case we're all still wondering...

He Sucks.

New World Order 09-03-2012 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarthCarlSatan (Post 8862060)
In case we're all still wondering...

He Sucks.



Why yes, yes he does

Coogs 09-03-2012 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 8760647)
IMPORTANT FACT #58106:

As a Chief, in games where Cassel's team rushes for less than 135 yards he is 5-17. In the five wins, Cassel's defense holds the opposition to an average of 15.4 points.

I still think of all the damning stats that are posted in this thread, that this one says it all.

5-17 under 135

13-4 over 135

Hammock Parties 09-03-2012 09:49 PM

New World Order is a bad mother****er.

ShowtimeSBMVP 09-10-2012 10:46 AM

Need to update this clay vs good teams. Cassel 2-9 now.


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