my mom
 

Is an incredible woman. She is the must wonderful, badass human being in the planet.

Shout out to you're badass mothers in this thread. They deserve mention more than just one day a year in may.

U r really going to tee it up like that?

Your mom really is awesome, and in ways you probably don't know.

(Was I really the first with that?)

Your mom is in Florida with your sister making "home movies".

Did she do the throat and whip cream thing with you too?

Yeah, probably not.

Your mom is certainly incredible. The way she does that thing with the cordless drill, ping pong balls, and chocolate pudding.. I mean, that's one of a kind...

Your mom is extremely attractive...

like a neutron star.

Hi mom. We're #1.

I love moms

Your mom makes the best pancakes ever. I'm usually pretty tired after I stay over, but the sweet smell of those flapjacks cooking is just too much to stay in bed for. It's usually an added bonus when she ONLY wears the apron.

Yeah, she's great.

MOMza

Mom's Rule!

My mother was a ****ing drunk ass bitch, now she is dead. I am thankful for that, rot in hell you bitch!

Too fat. /omaha