Oklahoma man arrested after woman spots him in toilet
 

This is the first time I've ever heard of someone going to these lengths to see a women on the toilet. He must not know about internet porn! :doh!:

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/07/09...him-in-toilet/

A Tulsa man remained jailed Monday on a peeping Tom complaint after authorities discovered him inside a septic tank beneath a women's bathroom at a Sand Springs water park. :eek:

Kenneth Enslow, 52, was arrested Sunday after a woman called police. She had taken her 7-year-old daughter to the bathroom and noticed a man looking up at her from inside the toilet, Tulsa County Sheriff's Maj. Shannon Clark said.

"He went in there, climbed down in the septic and was looking up at the people utilizing that facility," Clark said.

Enslow, who was covered in human waste, was helped from the septic tank by members of the Keystone Fire Department, who sprayed him off with a fire hose and then transported to a hospital for evaluation, according to a sheriff's report.

Court and jail records do not indicate if Enslow has an attorney.

Enslow told police that a woman hit him in the head with a tire iron and dumped him in the toilet, according to the report. LMAO

But Clark said: "There were no injuries consistent with that."

Enslow remained jailed on a felony warrant from Okmulgee County related to a 1998 embezzlement case, court records show.

A formal arraignment in the peeping Tom case is scheduled for July 15.

That's a shitty way to look at women's asses.

When I was a kid, to try to discourage me from looking at porno mags, my dad called them "the view from the toilet".

:hmmm:

Desperate times call for desperate measures. What a crappy human being.

WTF? Even if it's the hottest woman on earth, why would you want to watch her take a dump or piss? Seriously, what the hell is wrong with this guy?

Do humanity a favor and just take this freak out behind the courthouse and put a couple of rounds in his head.

That's ****ed up.

HOLY SHIT!

You guys are missing the golden opportunity for a new motivational poster that can be sold for $9.99.

"Even when you are doing the backstroke in a vat of shit you can still see vagina if you just look hard enough."

LMAO

Yikes. Surprised this wasn't in Florida.

why is this not a poop thread :)

I'd use him for target practice.

It would’ve been funny if he looked up expecting a roast beef sandwich and instead got the frank and beans.

Oklahoma really isn't that different.

He wanted to catch a peep.

Fixed it...

No vagina in the world is worth sitting in shit.

Well, I guess his life just went down the toilet

Yet, man has been making his life a living hell because of it since Adam and Eve

That was a shitty thing to do.

Yummy yummy mommy

What a turd

This is so we can get away from you worthless meth-head shit-eaters in Oklahoma, Kansas, and Missouri...

He could have came up with this better excuse: "I was rehearsing for my role as Jean Valjean when he's traversing through the sewers of Paris."

Great. Another thing that makes me ashamed of living in Tulsa.

When arrested, I wonder if he cried out, "Jail? I can't go to jail! It's terrible in there!"

The corn caught in the foreskin on the upstroke would just ruin it for me.

Oral Roberts U FTW

I had a buddy that was a federal Marshall and he told me it's more common than you think. Although, most people aren't noticed down there until after they die from asphyxiation from gasses and no oxygen.

Skip????

He wanted to be the next Slumdog Millionaire

or he was looking for a poop transplant
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...35927#poststop

Did the woman give him the stink eye?

Bathe in it? Yes. Swim in it? Sure. Eating the contents of a septic tank? Only when it's 2 for one night all you can eat ribs at golden corral

Serious question here: If feces causes pink eye isn't he going to be infected come the next day?

How do you crawl into a septic tank? How do you see through the S curve trap in a toilet ? Was it an outhouse? A rent a toilet?

I was wondering this, too. I'm having trouble picturing this.

They used the term "septic tank" liberally within the article. A septic tank is a receptacle for waste. The space below an outhouse holds waste and is thusly a "septic tank" but probably not the type of septic tank to which you are accustomed.

Shitty way to die

Probably like a portapotty with an open hole you shit and piss through, I guess

Wait. What?

Guys, anything is possible in Oklahoma...

Now that is how you get pink eye.

A truly craptastic story...but...
maybe he wasn't down there for the view?

http://www.photochopz.com/gallery/da...rd_Burglar.jpg

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