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Oklahoma man arrested after woman spots him in toilet (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=274402)

Al Bundy

07-09-2013 06:21 PM

Skip????

Goldmember

07-09-2013 09:14 PM

He wanted to be the next Slumdog Millionaire

Goldmember

07-09-2013 09:43 PM

or he was looking for a poop transplant
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...35927#poststop

notorious

07-09-2013 10:23 PM

Did the woman give him the stink eye?

J Diddy

07-09-2013 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by mikey23545 (Post 9801271)

This is so we can get away from you worthless meth-head shit-eaters in Oklahoma, Kansas, and Missouri...

Bathe in it? Yes. Swim in it? Sure. Eating the contents of a septic tank? Only when it's 2 for one night all you can eat ribs at golden corral

J Diddy

07-09-2013 11:02 PM

Serious question here: If feces causes pink eye isn't he going to be infected come the next day?

TimeForWasp

07-09-2013 11:10 PM

How do you crawl into a septic tank? How do you see through the S curve trap in a toilet ? Was it an outhouse? A rent a toilet?

zigbazah

07-09-2013 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsNow (Post 9802551)

How do you crawl into a septic tank? How do you see through the S curve trap in a toilet ? Was it an outhouse? A rent a toilet?

I was wondering this, too. I'm having trouble picturing this.

Phobia

07-09-2013 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefsNow (Post 9802551)

How do you crawl into a septic tank? How do you see through the S curve trap in a toilet ? Was it an outhouse? A rent a toilet?

They used the term "septic tank" liberally within the article. A septic tank is a receptacle for waste. The space below an outhouse holds waste and is thusly a "septic tank" but probably not the type of septic tank to which you are accustomed.

stonedstooge

07-10-2013 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by rockymtnchief (Post 9801776)

I had a buddy that was a federal Marshall and he told me it's more common than you think. Although, most people aren't noticed down there until after they die from asphyxiation from gasses and no oxygen.

Shitty way to die

Goldmember

07-10-2013 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefsNow (Post 9802551)

How do you crawl into a septic tank? How do you see through the S curve trap in a toilet ? Was it an outhouse? A rent a toilet?

Probably like a portapotty with an open hole you shit and piss through, I guess

BlackHelicopters

07-10-2013 12:12 PM

Wait. What?

ptlyon

07-10-2013 12:22 PM

Guys, anything is possible in Oklahoma...

mdchiefsfan

07-10-2013 12:23 PM

Now that is how you get pink eye.

frankotank

07-10-2013 12:42 PM

A truly craptastic story...but...
maybe he wasn't down there for the view?

http://www.photochopz.com/gallery/da...rd_Burglar.jpg

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