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Red Brooklyn 09-09-2010 11:26 AM

Stephen King's "The Dark Tower" Coming To Film & Television
 
The Dark Tower to Become a Film Trilogy and TV Series

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by SuperHeroHype
Sep 9th, 2010

Based on Stephen King's series of novels

Universal Pictures Chairman Adam Fogelson and Co-Chairman Donna Langley—along with Jeff Gaspin, Chairman, NBC Universal Television Entertainment and Angela Bromstad, President, Primetime Entertainment, NBC & Universal Media Studios—today announced that Universal Pictures and NBC Universal Television Entertainment have acquired the rights to produce three films and a television series based on the seven epic novels, short stories and comic books from Stephen King's The Dark Tower.

Ron Howard will direct the first film and the first season of television, which will be written by Akiva Goldsman. Goldsman will produce the film through his Weed Road Pictures with Howard and Grazer for Imagine Entertainment. Howard, Grazer and Goldsman will executive produce the television series for Universal Media Studios. Kerry Foster will executive produce the first film for Weed Road Pictures along with Todd Hallowell and Erica Huggins for Imagine Entertainment.


Full story here: http://www.superherohype.com/news/ar...-and-tv-series

Red Brooklyn 09-09-2010 11:33 AM

Very exciting news for fans. Still some lingering questions. NBC is one of the producing partners which concerns me a little. Not sure I like the idea of the series being on network television.

The basic film/tv breakdown (if I'm reading this right) seems to be something like:

Film 1 - The Gunslinger
Season 1 - The Drawing of the Three
Film 2 - Wastelands
Season 2 - Wizard and Glass
Film 3 - Wolves of the Calla/Song of Susannah/Dark Tower

kaplin42 09-09-2010 11:35 AM

As much as I want this to happen, I almost wish they wouldn't. This is my favorite story line, and I don't see how they can do any of it justice on TV or in film.

This had better be epic!

Red Brooklyn 09-09-2010 11:38 AM

Indeed!

I think it can be done, and I like the approach in theory. But I can't see the series being network. And I really can't see shoving Books 5, 6 & 7 into one film. That's insane.

But the idea is cool. And it seems like all involved care deeply about the property.

We'll see what happens...

Ebolapox 09-09-2010 11:41 AM

yeah. we're gonna shove, what, 3500-some pages worth of complex, complicated plotlines into (if we're lucky) nine hours of movies and MAYBE 15 total hours of show? I just don't see it. I've been wrong before, though.

vailpass 09-09-2010 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by kaplin42 (Post 6988806)
As much as I want this to happen, I almost wish they wouldn't. This is my favorite story line, and I don't see how they can do any of it justice on TV or in film.

This had better be epic!

Yep. It would have to be 100 hours long.
Plus, don't we all picture Roland and the other characters a certain way in our minds? I'm guessing we all have a different picture. When they assign an actor to the character it makes it hard to get into sometimes.Which ending will they use? The one King wants to end book 7 with or the one after where Roland presses to the top of the tower only to find himself caught in and endless cycle of time? Or do they write their own ending?

The Mejis story will be a crowd pleaser IMHO. Young men and women and young love and politics and bad guys and evil and witches and such.
How will they portray the Breakers? The Rods? The slow muties? Andy the Robot Messenger (many other functions)? The people in the Calla?
TheTull scene will be graphic.



Ron Howard is all good.
Okay I want to see it.

Shag 09-09-2010 12:30 PM

I'm shocked it's taken this long for this story to come to the screen. The first four books, in particular, should translate really well to tv/movies, IMHO...

Red Brooklyn 09-09-2010 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 6988828)
Which ending will they use? The one King wants to end book 7 with or the one after where Roland presses to the top of the tower only to find himself caught in and endless cycle of time? Or do they write their own ending?

My bet is that the movie ends with the ending King gives us. Then the Coda comes after the credits as little added bonus. :rockon:

Frazod 09-09-2010 12:54 PM

Much like the original Dune series, I made it through the first two or three books before I crapped out halfway through whichever one I was reading at the time (can't remember now, its been years).

Stephen King was a much better author before he became too big to have to listen to the editors.

Red Brooklyn 09-09-2010 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by H5N1 (Post 6988823)
yeah. we're gonna shove, what, 3500-some pages worth of complex, complicated plotlines into (if we're lucky) nine hours of movies and MAYBE 15 total hours of show? I just don't see it. I've been wrong before, though.

Exactly. And how long are the series' going to be? How many total episodes? 1 hr or 30min episodes? I think a lot of good ground can be covered in the series if they are 1hr episodes, limited (or NO) commercials, and 13 - 24 episodes each.

I personally would love to see The Gunslinger as a movie. Then have books 2 - 6 as a cable series. Then end the whole thing with a film of The Dark Tower VIII. The second film would have to be 2 1/2 or 3 hours and some of the material would have to be covered in the series to really do it justice.

Red Brooklyn 09-09-2010 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 6988917)
Much like the original Dune series, I made it through the first two or three books before I crapped out halfway through whichever one I was reading at the time (can't remember now, its been years).

Stephen King was a much better author before he became too big to have to listen to the editors.

I would tend to agree. But The Dark Tower is just completely awesome. I actually don't think it gets long winded at all until the final book.

Frazod 09-09-2010 01:07 PM

Looking at the list, IIRC it was Wizard and Glass that lost me. I've picked it back up a couple of times over the years, but could never get into it again in any way. Too disjoined and verbose, and I particularly remember despising the Detta Walker character.

Red Brooklyn 09-09-2010 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 6988942)
Looking at the list, IIRC it was Wizard and Glass that lost me. I've picked it back up a couple of times over the years, but could never get into it again in any way. Too disjoined and verbose, and I particularly remember despising the Detta Walker character.

Yeah, Detta's a pill. But Susannah is a pretty fantastic character.

Funny that you lost your way during Wizard And Glass. That tends to be most people's favorite.

It took three tries for me to finally finish The Gunslinger. It was so difficult for me to get into, but once I'd hit book 3, I was completely and totally hooked.

Frazod 09-09-2010 01:28 PM

I'll definitely give the movies/series a shot, though.

keg in kc 09-09-2010 01:29 PM

This has disaster written all over it.

Red Brooklyn 09-09-2010 02:06 PM

I'd say it has potential disaster written all over it. But if - IF - they can pull it off...

Red Brooklyn 09-09-2010 02:09 PM

Also, I think casting is going to be paramount in this endeavor. I imagine getting "elite," "A-list" stars to sign on to this kind of thing (movie + series) with the time commitment it will require is going to be a bitch. Miscast Roland it's over.

keg in kc 09-09-2010 02:14 PM

Ron Howard. That's why I say it has disaster written all over it.

morphius 09-09-2010 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 6988981)
This has disaster written all over it.

Yup, especially when NBC gets 5 weeks in and decides to cut it due to low ratings, throwing everything into a mess.

Red Brooklyn 09-09-2010 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 6989049)
Ron Howard. That's why I say it has disaster written all over it.

Question is... does he have the balls to NOT cast Tom Hanks?

patteeu 09-10-2010 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Red Brooklyn (Post 6989059)
Question is... does he have the balls to NOT cast Tom Hanks?

Another question is... what part will his brother be playing?

Red Brooklyn 09-10-2010 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 6990875)
Another question is... what part will his brother be playing?

LMAO

blaise 09-10-2010 09:24 AM

It could be good, if it's very dark and gritty in the way it looks. But if it's got that made for network tv gloss for the tv portions it will suck.

morphius 09-10-2010 10:00 AM

Keeping the cast together could be an interesting issue as well.

I did find it funny that I had just read a short story about Roland when I first saw this. I might just have to reread a couple of the first books, because there is a lot I have forgotten.

Red Brooklyn 09-10-2010 10:11 AM

The more time I spend thinking about this... the less I actually like it. Splitting the series into two formats is such a gamble. And the downside massively outweighs the upside.

The Dark Tower has a built in audience, to be sure, but what about new fans? Are people going to commit to this idea? It'll be like watching every other season of LOST in a movie theatre. It'll be difficult to keep this from being too confusing. The series is hard enough already.

Huffmeister 09-10-2010 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 6990875)
Another question is... what part will his brother be playing?

Hehe, if he was a bit younger, I think he would make a good Sheemie.

vailpass 09-10-2010 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 6990875)
Another question is... what part will his brother be playing?

He should have been cast as the Trash Can Man in Stand. No make up needed.

vailpass 09-10-2010 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by morphius (Post 6991260)
Keeping the cast together could be an interesting issue as well.

I did find it funny that I had just read a short story about Roland when I first saw this. I might just have to reread a couple of the first books, because there is a lot I have forgotten.

Which short story, Little Sisters of Eluria?

Red Brooklyn 09-10-2010 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 6991568)
Which short story, Little Sisters of Eluria?

That is such a great short story. I'm hoping they work it into the tv series.

The Franchise 09-10-2010 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red Brooklyn (Post 6991287)
The more time I spend thinking about this... the less I actually like it. Splitting the series into two formats is such a gamble. And the downside massively outweighs the upside.

The Dark Tower has a built in audience, to be sure, but what about new fans? Are people going to commit to this idea? It'll be like watching every other season of LOST in a movie theatre. It'll be difficult to keep this from being too confusing. The series is hard enough already.

This.

Why the **** would split it into a TV series and movies?

Swanman 09-10-2010 03:43 PM

If they are going to do tv, I would hate it to be on network or basic cable. The violence alone screams for HBO or Showtime to do it right.

Swanman 09-10-2010 03:48 PM

Some names being bandied about by comments to the article to play the part of Roland:

Viggo Mortenson
Ray Stevenson
Thomas Jane
Timothy Olyphant

keg in kc 09-10-2010 03:55 PM

Viggo Mortensen would be awesome.

vailpass 09-10-2010 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red Brooklyn (Post 6991692)
That is such a great short story. I'm hoping they work it into the tv series.

The doctor bugs make it into the series (in the Dixie Pig).
Yeah, it was a good short story.

Red Brooklyn 09-10-2010 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 6991979)
Viggo Mortensen would be awesome.

I would love Viggo Mortensen to play Roland. I also really like the idea of an unknown though. I've also heard Aaron Paul's name thrown around for Eddie Dean, which I love. And, though I'm sure she'd never commit, I can't picture anyone buy Zoe Saldana playing Susannah.

keg in kc 09-10-2010 04:09 PM

I always envisioned Susannah as being a little older (although zs is in her 30s).

I'm not sure she might not be a little too good-looking for the role.

KcMizzou 09-10-2010 04:14 PM

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Stephen King suggests casting the entire 'Twilight' cast in his upcoming 'Dark Tower' adaptation

* September 10th, 2010 12:26 pm ET
* By Scott Wampler, Film Geek Examiner

Before anyone blows a gasket: Stephen King was only kidding when he said that the Twilight cast should be purchased wholesale and shoved into the many (many) roles that need actors for Ron Howard's upcoming Dark Tower adaptation. This is a series that over 30 million people have read over the years, and casting is important, so who does King actually think oughtta play some of the roles? Find out that and more below, my fellow film geeks...

The news that Ron Howard would be directing a sprawling, multi-film, multi-TV-series adaptation of Stephen King's Dark Tower series has been met with equal parts anticipation and worry: After so many years, is it even possible to pull something like this off? Who are they going to cast in the project, and who in their right mind will sign up for that much work? What about Ron Howard directing-- is he really the best choice for the job? EW's recent interview with Stephen King doesn't answer all those questions-- and doesn't say all that much-- but it does indicate what he's thinking at this stage of the production process (he's signed on as a producer).

When asked who he thinks should fill out the numerous roles that will make up the Dark Tower cast, King had this to say: "The Twilight cast, of course! Just kidding. I haven’t got as far as casting in my thoughts, but when I write about Susannah Dean, I always kind of see Angela Bassett in my mind’s eye. Mostly I just want good people in those parts. Ron Howard will find them, I’m sure." That sound you just heard was 30 million Dark Tower fans having a heart attack, regaining composure, and then nodding along with King's Bassett-namedrop.

King goes on to mention that he thinks he'd be a great choice to voice Blaine the Mono-- a homicidal monorail train that appears in the epic's third and forth novels-- and had this to say about NBC being able to pull off the more grisly aspects of the story: "I don’t see that as a problem at all! We’ll have just enough latitude to make a great series. I’ve worked in network TV before, and every time I was squeezed a little, it just made me look for creative solutions. Besides, I always like to play in the biggest auditorium available!" Guess we'll have to wait and see what sort of "creative solutions" Howard comes up with to cover Roland's gun-abortion in book one, huh?
http://www.examiner.com/film-geek-in...er=print#print

Red Brooklyn 09-10-2010 04:15 PM

She probably is... but she could act the hell out of it. I also pictured someone slightly older (not much), but make-up can fix that pretty easily.

I'm sure it won't be her, but in my perfect version of things... absolutely. :)

keg in kc 09-10-2010 04:17 PM

Angela Bassett is exactly who I've always seen as Susannah.

Red Brooklyn 09-10-2010 04:19 PM

I could live with Bassett. That's who I pictured most of the time I was reading the series. I didn't latch onto Zoe until after I saw Star Trek and Avatar.

And King better ****ing
Spoiler!

keg in kc 09-10-2010 04:22 PM

Oh, I had the biggest crush i think i've ever had on zoe after i saw avatar (5 times).

kaplin42 09-10-2010 04:33 PM

Angela Bassett easily for this one. Zoe is just too tooth-picky for the role.

Red Brooklyn 09-10-2010 04:33 PM

Oh, hellz ya! I only saw Avatar once... but I've never felt that way about a blue CGI Thunder-Smurf before. She makes me angry in my pants.

keg in kc 09-10-2010 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Red Brooklyn (Post 6992058)
She makes me angry in my pants.

Is that what they mean by short-tempered?

Red Brooklyn 09-10-2010 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 6992060)
Is that what they mean by short-tempered?

LMAO

I can't tell if I should be offended or not. Don't care. Too funny. :thumb:

Ebolapox 09-10-2010 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 6992011)

I about blasted the **** outta you before I read that he was joking. no joke (or homo).

KcMizzou 09-10-2010 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by H5N1 (Post 6992077)
I about blasted the **** outta you before I read that he was joking. no joke (or homo).

LMAO

vailpass 09-10-2010 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red Brooklyn (Post 6992027)
I could live with Bassett. That's who I pictured most of the time I was reading the series. I didn't latch onto Zoe until after I saw Star Trek and Avatar.

And King better ****ing
Spoiler!

Or better yet they could cut that entire ridiculous ****ing sequence out altogether.

Red Brooklyn 09-10-2010 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 6992119)
Or better yet they could cut that entire ridiculous ****ing sequence out altogether.

:huh: .... that's one of my favorite aspects of the story....

Reaper16 09-10-2010 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Swanman (Post 6991962)
Some names being bandied about by comments to the article to play the part of Roland:

Viggo Mortenson
Ray Stevenson
Thomas Jane
Timothy Olyphant

JOSH HOLLOWAY

Red Brooklyn 09-10-2010 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Reaper16 (Post 6992138)
JOSH HOLLOWAY

FTW!

That's who my wife and I have been championing for a while now.

Frazod 09-10-2010 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 6991979)
Viggo Mortensen would be awesome.

He would be a good choice, but I really like Olyphant. He's definitely got that steely-eyed gunfighter look about him.

keg in kc 09-10-2010 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 6992259)
He would be a good choice, but I really like Olyphant. He's definitely got that steely-eyed gunfighter look about him.

He does, but he also has this anger boiling just under the surface presence to him that I'm not sure would work for Roland. It's been a few years since I read the series, so my recollection may be off, but I always envisioned Roland as being more of an Obi Wan badass yet still calm mentor type. Kind of like Gandalf with a gun.

But I am a big fan of Olyphant.

Frazod 09-10-2010 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 6992277)
He does, but he also has this anger boiling just under the surface presence to him that I'm not sure would work for Roland. It's been a few years since I read the series, so my recollection may be off, but I always envisioned Roland as being more of an Obi Wan badass yet still calm mentor type. Kind of like Gandalf with a gun.

But I am a big fan of Olyphant.

Before I even knew his name, I remembered Olyphant in a very dark HBO war movie called When Trumpets Fade. He only had a small part (an officer who wigs out in combat), but he was so intense in that roll that I remembered him in stuff I saw later.

Red Brooklyn 09-11-2010 08:43 AM

You know what I like about Olyphant? He actually kind of looks like Stephen King. I mean, in a sort of fantasy idealized sort of way. Which is great since King describes Roland as such. He might be perfect, actually. I never would have considered him... but yeah... could work.

vailpass 09-11-2010 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Red Brooklyn (Post 6992124)
:huh: .... that's one of my favorite aspects of the story....

Apologies Red, I'm not very good at keeping my opinions to myself.

Red Brooklyn 09-11-2010 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 6993100)
Apologies Red, I'm not very good at keeping my opinions to myself.

:D

No worries, man. You are completely entitled to your opinions. No matter how wrong they are. :evil:

Seriously though. If they are going to include that aspect of the story... don't you think King should do it?

vailpass 09-11-2010 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Red Brooklyn (Post 6993205)
:D

No worries, man. You are completely entitled to your opinions. No matter how wrong they are. :evil:

Seriously though. If they are going to include that aspect of the story... don't you think King should do it?

Given that King appears in every single movie of his and also given that in this one there is actually a King character it would seem to make a lot of sense to have King play himself.
So they will probably cast someone else.

morphius 09-11-2010 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 6991568)
Which short story, Little Sisters of Eluria?

Yup, that is the one.

Red Brooklyn 09-11-2010 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 6994037)
Given that King appears in every single movie of his and also given that in this one there is actually a King character it would seem to make a lot of sense to have King play himself.
So they will probably cast someone else.

LMAO

Bowser 09-12-2010 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 6988981)
This has disaster written all over it.

My thoughts exactly.

Red Brooklyn 10-29-2010 10:43 AM

Ron Howard's first movie based on Stephen King's The Dark Tower has been scheduled for May 17, 2013.

www.comingsoon.net

Jawshco 10-30-2010 02:47 AM

The problem with making any Dark Tower movie is that you have to start with book one, and that one is the slowest book of the bunch. If it tanks we don't get the drawing of the 3, which is my favorite of the series.

Red Brooklyn 10-30-2010 08:18 AM

It is a slow book. But I think it lends itself to film better than most of the other books in the series. It has the biggest upside, I guess. I think it could/should be visually stunning and it'll be the shortest of the films. There's a lot that can go right with Gunslinger. It's everything that comes after that makes me nervous. :) At least on film. The books get better... but the potential for ****-up also exponentially increases.

vailpass 11-01-2010 05:32 PM

The man in black fled across the desert and the gunslinger followed.

Rausch 11-02-2010 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 6992277)
He does, but he also has this anger boiling just under the surface presence to him that I'm not sure would work for Roland. It's been a few years since I read the series, so my recollection may be off, but I always envisioned Roland as being more of an Obi Wan badass yet still calm mentor type. Kind of like Gandalf with a gun.

Reminds me of Mad Max.

Always a fighter but with a huge dead space inside him...

kcmaxwell 11-02-2010 07:32 AM

I saw that somebody on the site with the full story suggested james mcavoy for eddie... i could get behind that!
I like olyphant for roland, not sure who i'd like to see as susannah. I don't know if i'm excited or scared for this whole project! It could be very awesome or incredibly terrible... It is such an awesome story! I read through it probably once a year, and i'd hate to see it get trashed!

seclark 11-02-2010 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by kcmaxwell (Post 7138373)
I saw that somebody on the site with the full story suggested james mcavoy for eddie... i could get behind that!
I like olyphant for roland, not sure who i'd like to see as susannah. I don't know if i'm excited or scared for this whole project! It could be very awesome or incredibly terrible... It is such an awesome story! I read through it probably once a year, and i'd hate to see it get trashed!

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mikeyis4dcats. 11-02-2010 07:47 AM

I would think they'd combine several books into a movie if only 3 movies are planned.

vailpass 11-02-2010 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by seclark (Post 7138392)
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ROFL

vailpass 11-02-2010 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by mikeyis4dcats. (Post 7138402)
I would think they'd combine several books into a movie if only 3 movies are planned.

You don't think they'll just pick 3 books out of the 7 and leave the other 4 books completely out?

Red Brooklyn 11-02-2010 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 7139616)
You don't think they'll just pick 3 books out of the 7 and leave the other 4 books completely out?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red Brooklyn (Post 6988802)
The basic film/tv breakdown (if I'm reading this right) seems to be something like:

Film 1 - The Gunslinger
Season 1 - The Drawing of the Three
Film 2 - Wastelands
Season 2 - Wizard and Glass
Film 3 - Wolves of the Calla/Song of Susannah/Dark Tower

I'm sure the content of the final three books will be massively truncated. Some have speculated that Wolves & Song of Susannah may be cut almost entirely.

I guess we'll have to wait and see. I am excited for a little more info on the exact breakdown.

kaplin42 11-02-2010 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Red Brooklyn (Post 7139692)
I'm sure the content of the final three books will be massively truncated. Some have speculated that Wolves & Song of Susannah may be cut almost entirely.

I guess we'll have to wait and see. I am excited for a little more info on the exact breakdown.

That would suck if they cut Wolves. I thought that story was awesome.

Red Brooklyn 11-02-2010 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by kaplin42 (Post 7139896)
That would suck if they cut Wolves. I thought that story was awesome.

Wolves is actually my favorite book in the series. I'd be really, REALLY bummed to see it cut. It's a really exceptional book. It's so visual too.

Shag 11-03-2010 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by kaplin42 (Post 7139896)
That would suck if they cut Wolves. I thought that story was awesome.

I enjoyed the story, but it felt a little out of place in the meta-story. I could definitely see the vast majority of that book being cut...

vailpass 11-03-2010 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Red Brooklyn (Post 7139932)
Wolves is actually my favorite book in the series. I'd be really, REALLY bummed to see it cut. It's a really exceptional book. It's so visual too.

Would it be wrong to say they aren't really wolves, rather they are robots that can be deactivated by shooting the mini-radar dish on their heads? And that Andy the Messenger Robot, along with Benny Slightman's dad, are betraying the Calla to the wolves?

I think it would be okay to say that as long as you didn't say that Eddie dies a couple of books later, then Jake shortly thereafter but it's okay because Susannah joins them again in some alternate world leaving Roland to find and enter the tower all by himself in a typical Steven King hell-of-a-story-teller-but-can't-end-a-book-to-save-his-life ending.

kaplin42 11-03-2010 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 7142453)
Would it be wrong to say they aren't really wolves, rather they are robots that can be deactivated by shooting the mini-radar dish on their heads? And that Andy the Messenger Robot, along with Benny Slightman's dad, are betraying the Calla to the wolves?

I think it would be okay to say that as long as you didn't say that Eddie dies a couple of books later, then Jake shortly thereafter but it's okay because Susannah joins them again in some alternate world leaving Roland to find and enter the tower all by himself in a typical Steven King hell-of-a-story-teller-but-can't-end-a-book-to-save-his-life ending.

Bitter? Bitter, party of 1, your table is ready in the "haven't been laid in 10 years" section.

vailpass 11-03-2010 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by kaplin42 (Post 7142671)
Bitter? Bitter, party of 1, your table is ready in the "haven't been laid in 10 years" section.

WTF are u talking about? Where did you get bitter out of what I said?

Jawshco 11-03-2010 03:35 PM

Ha! I'd love to see The Wolves of Calla on film, but in terms of the overall storyline it can be removed. Plus, how would they get rights to use the Harry Potter snitches, Dr. Doom (from Marvel/Disney's Fantastic Four) etc. The tie between Wolves and Salem's Lot is pretty badass though! Those tie-INS might not work as well on film. I say they should cut most of Wolves almost all of Song of Sussanah (a completely skippable book aside from a few creepy creature moments, BTW) and cut a lot out of Dark Tower to make up the ending.

Red Brooklyn 11-03-2010 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Jawshco (Post 7142904)
Ha! I'd love to see The Wolves of Calla on film, but in terms of the overall storyline it can be removed. Plus, how would they get rights to use the Harry Potter snitches, Dr. Doom (from Marvel/Disney's Fantastic Four) etc. The tie between Wolves and Salem's Lot is pretty badass though! Those tie-INS might not work as well on film. I say they should cut most of Wolves almost all of Song of Sussanah (a completely skippable book aside from a few creepy creature moments, BTW) and cut a lot out of Dark Tower to make up the ending.

I'm finding a lot of people out there on the world wide interwebs share these sentiments. And, I suppose I can understand them.

But, as I said, Wolves is probably my favorite book in the series. Wizard And Glass being a close second. And (I'm probably in the minority here also) I LOVE the meta-fiction of Song. So, I'd be sad to see a lot of that stuff go. But in the interest of steamlining... if they're going cut stuff, that seems like the "right" stuff to cut.

This is why the whole damn thing should be a cable series. Then, you don't really have to cut anything.


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