Well, maybe now that you broke up you can take another shot at the threesome.

I dont think so.

The hard part is going to try and remain friends. We were friends before hand, so I don't want anything to be bitter...

Yeah, that was a joke.

Sort of like the old "then I guess a blow job's out of the question" line.

I see...

Everytime I've dated a chick, it just turned out shitty.

I'm gonna stay single for a while, maybe I'll just start dating dudes.

Well, the good news is that now you know a place to meet eligible men.

Wow.. All I did Halloween was get so drunk at Power and Light that I don't remember most of the night.. Got home somehow.. Don't even remember throwing up, but somehow managed to make it to the bathroom to do it..

I think this might be for the best, Mr. BuckinKaeding. Give it a shot. But, do not attempt to talk me into writing love poems to your dude dates ... "Your pecker is like unto the leaning tower of Pisa from which I drop various sized stones in order to test the theory of gravity ..."

I'm just not cut out for that.

FAX

Those were the days.

I can't clearly remember the last time I got so drunk I threw up. As I recall, it wasn't much fun, though. Poisoning yourself with alcohol to the point you have to regurgitate, is not particularly enjoyable.

As I remember it, the worst part about getting that drunk is trying to sleep when your bed is moving like a boat in rough seas. I would have to put one leg out and my foot on the floor in order to try and make it stop. I don't miss that one bit.

FAX

They're no walk in the park, either.

She probably found a guy who was down with actually doing it.

How about.....

Your dimples are like enormous craters on the sides of your face.

Welcome to my ignore list Iowanian...you ****in dipshit...lol its funny cause I wont be able to read your lame ass response.

Well you can watch more porn now there's always that.

I would say that my porn watching went down by about 20% the last 2 months...

Pussy. Its not my fault you act like a douchebag.

There is no opponent.
Teacher: And, why is that?
Student: Because the word "I" does not exist.
Teacher: So... continue
Student: A good fight should be... like a small play — but played seriously. A good martial artist does not become tense — but ready. Not thinking — yet not dreaming. Ready for whatever may come. When the opponent expands — I contract. When he contracts — I expand. And when there is an opportunity... I do not hit. "It" hits all by itself. [shows his fist]
Teacher: Now, you must remember. The enemy has only images and illusions, behind which he hides his true motives. Destroy the image and you will break the enemy. The "it" that you refer to is a powerful weapon, easily misused by the martial artist who deserts his vows.

lol

Seriously, have none of you done the same 'type' of thing? Get real wasted ass shitfaced and do some stupid shit? I have, I'm not real proud of it but I have. With age you learn your limits and it is easier to walk the fine line of drunk and happy to drunk and disorderly. Personally I like stories like this, I think they are funny, because most of us have been there (maybe not to gay bars) at one time or another... I think we should cut the kid some slack, at least he didn't drive and put the rest of the world at risk.

Just remember, every relationship ends in death or break up. I always vote for break up.

LMAO ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!

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yeah but once you get married.... that $hit drops off faster than the "disney stock slide"

im suddenly reminded of the opening prision scene in shawshank redemption.. where the chubby guy cries and gets beat :hmmm:

never bring such a situation up again Clayton.... its FOR your own good :shake:

Bump in honor of NYE. Anyone even come close to the epicness of this thread last night?

first off, let me thank you for saving me the trouble of finding this thread.


BuckinKaeding did post at 1 am PST that he went and partied with 3 dudes then had his mom pick him up. Just sounds like a trend? just trowing that out there.....:eek:

NTTATWWT

A new 'mom picked me up' post by BK? Say it aint so!

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=199551

Post # 13

ROFL

ahhaha perfect. But kudos for not risking someones life driving on "Amateur Night".

:eek: OMG, I missed this thread until now....... LMAO, Matt, what were you thinking ? Wait, you weren't.

Good times.......

Its true that my mom drove me to my buddies house and picked me up last night, but last night I only drank like 8 beers and was just hanging out with some friends.

Sure, not that we would doubt you. :rolleyes:

Yeah, perfectly realistic goal there...

You didn't make a trip to the gay bar?..........that is disappointing! :evil:

I actually got the invite to one.

There is no way I ever go to one again though...

Are you still walking funny or something?

How dare you bump this thread.

THIS THREAD NEVER GETS OLD!!!!!

I guess guys can pass as "chicks" pretty easily when you are that wasted, eh Buck?

Also, there's this invention called TAXIS that work really well when you're having slobbery, make out, dry humping sex with dudes and none of your family or girl friend wants to claim you.

I officially nominate this thread to be inducted into the Chief's Planet Hall of Classics

And who the **** are you?

Listen, the $50 cab ride wouldn't have been worth it.

I'd call my mom again before I paid $50 for a cab ride.

That won't take you very far in San Diego, will it?

Depends. In Hillcrest (West Hollywood of SD), $50 would have probably gotten him a long way.

Yeah, but I was in North Park.

P.S. Reading back through this stupid thread.

I was really drunk that night, and I wasn't making out w/ 2 random chicks off the street, I didn't take pics of them, and I didn't get either of their phone numbers.

I did Kiss one of them, and she looked at me and said "Oh your a quick one aren't you"

I don't remember anything that happened after that.

FYP

Why, oh why would you bump this. ROFL

LMAO

ohhhhh Buck.......

Can't believe you bumped this, may this thread live forever!

wow, a lot of problems on here. why did you go to a gay bar if you have a girlfriend? maybe thats why she was mad, or the fact that you were drunk off your ass.... any soulutions?

No, a bunch of coworkers I have are gay and invited us out.

I still dont know why she was pissed off.

I just think you are gay
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OMG Ive just gained sentience, lulz.

Long live this thread!

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OK, this was funny as hell.ROFL

Still might be the best thread starting post ever.

They weren't chicks... They had adam apples...