Had a shit day... anyone else?
so i have been building this pvc clear tarped greenhouse cover for the garden. the only thing holding me back was the nail gun. so i got the gun... got the cover installed. but i left one of four corners unbraced, and the bottom lateral overlap unsecured. i thought, ill finish it tomorrow. so i wake up to my normal morning shit. the cats are hungry as i starve them while i turd it out. i walk into the dining room to feed the cats, done. then i walk back towards my office and look out the kitchen window and THE WHOLE ****ING THING COLLAPSED due to high winds overnight. so what took me six hours to construct, it took the wind less than ten minutes to take down.
so two hours later, the neighbor rings the doorbell and wakes my wife on a sleepin day (she's off this week). he tells me, are you missing a cat, as there is one in your tree. im like, no, they are all inside, but a pet is a pet. so two hours later, after trimming half my tree to let the kitty down slowly, my wife is slashed open on her hand trying to help this cat ( i swear we are ****ing cat people, we have four already ) I finally, get it in the carrier, i think the cat thanked us at this point. so i take it to three different vets (not chipped) to see if any reports. nope, nada. take it to the pound. okay. so i take the cat to the pound and due to the number of dogs running free, the cat bites straight thru my thumb and index finger. takes off and jumps up into the top barbed wire of the dog drop off. no way im getting to it besides the fact i am bleeding, covered in cat piss and angry the prick bit me while i saved him. so i left, went home laundered my clothes, bathed and called the ranger and told him the same story. so tomorrow i am playing the lottery. :D ive got worse 24 hour span stories, what are yours? :facepalm: |
I love cats but if they don't know you chances are you are getting bit.
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If it's any consolation, your story cracked me up.
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Just be glad Hog sperm is not involved in your daily routine.
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Well, you are a Chiefs fan.
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the next six numbers plus the powerball is all i want you to give me right now. :D 1 6 8 16 17 20 1 was the most recent. :thumb: |
Call Joakim Soria. He will make you feel better
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Try peering into meth mouths all day.
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Yes. Went to work at 10:45 last night and didn't get out till noon today another long ass night.
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Hope you have a better day you aussie **** :toast:
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I had a big long ass post detailing my shit day on Sunday, and then CP timed me out and my post was deleted. Totally makes sense. Only fitting.
Long story short (er), i moved Sunday on 4hrs of sleep within a 48hr period. Took me all ****ing day to move. I had 3 of my boys lined up to help me move, only one of them showed up. I put brand new tires on my Trans Am the previous weekend, went to my new home on moving day to find a flat ****ing tire on my Trans Am. My Wife was crying because she missed our old home. My son is crying because we can't find the stupid cat. It's approaching 12AM and i just finished wall-mounting our Bedroom T.V. Flip the T.V on and the T.V is ****ed. Apparently when i asked my wife to hold the T.V while I adjust the mount she decided she'd hold the screen up with her head.... So i'm exhausted after two weeks of cleaning, packing, moving and working 6-days a week, and then doing a big, heavy move on 4hrs of sleep. Wife is being a crybaby because she misses our old home, our T.V is busted and now can't watch Game of Thrones like we planned. Son is crying because the cat is missing. I've got a brand new tire that's now flat and my L.E.D T.V is ****ed. Worst. Move. Ever. I basically said, "**** this". Went out back to my new back yard, lit up a bowl of good ol' Mary Jane and chilled the **** out. Lo and behold, here comes the stupid cat from under the car. I give the cat to my boy who's ecstatic, i mount our our other flat screen and throw on some GoT. Ended the night on a high note. |
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