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King_Chief_Fan 02-12-2013 03:38 PM

it's you or the cat.......let her decide.

If she doesn't decide now, you will find out later down the road and it might be you she kicks to the curb...best to know now.

or

You stick that cat in the suitcase that is in the picture and you send it "packing"

Skyy God 02-12-2013 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 9396902)
I'm calling it right now, TV!

TV?

morphius 02-12-2013 03:43 PM

You could also try the water gun technique on the cat, or train the dog to stay away from the cat. Understand that cats like attention on their terms, Dogs want attention. Cats will generally leave a situation they don't like, so make sure he can get away.

Dave Lane 02-12-2013 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 9396824)

I bet I know whats on the back side of your noggin!

Dave Lane 02-12-2013 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 9396915)
You're aware of the distinction between met and had, right?

There is one? News to me.

houstonwhodat 02-12-2013 03:44 PM

Will never work.

ptlyon 02-12-2013 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 9396955)
TV?

A tranny Caved his Johnson! A tranny Caved his Johnson!

Skyy God 02-12-2013 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tooge (Post 9396874)
teach your dog this trick.

That looks like my dog, but he lacks the intellectual horsepower to pull that plan off.

Chief_For_Life58 02-12-2013 03:52 PM

put leather gloves on..grab it by the neck throw it in a box...drive out of the city...open the box, have your 12 gauge loaded with buck shot, shoot twice just to be sure

lcarus 02-12-2013 03:54 PM

God damn guys. How many times do I have to give out this amazing advice?!

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HolyHat 02-12-2013 03:55 PM

Sounds like she wont come over to **** bc she doesnt want to leave the cat alone at home.

Go to her house and ****? Make the cat watch. Flip it the bird while ****ing. Accidently finish on the cats face and call it good.

Skyy God 02-12-2013 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 9396900)
Pics or GTFO.

I know an 8.5 sounds impossible, but for those of us that aren't self-aggrandizing engineers, it's quite possible. ;)

Nickel D 02-12-2013 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 9396877)
Will give it a shot.

Now THAT's the idea!! Nighty-night, fat cat!

threebag 02-12-2013 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigCatDaddy (Post 9396862)
Pics of said 8.5?

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 9396900)
Pics or GTFO.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 9397038)
I know an 8.5 sounds impossible, but for those of us that aren't self-aggrandizing engineers, it's quite possible. ;)


http://www.featurepics.com/FI/Thumb3...138345a180.jpg

mr. tegu 02-12-2013 04:26 PM

Buy the cat a t-shirt to wear that is not overly tight but not too loose either. This is GUARANTEED to calm the cat down as soon as it is put on. Cats do not like the restraint and it will calm it down and make it less aggressive. This is also good to make them sleep all through the night.

Also, as a bonus, it gives you an excuse to buy her and the cat something simple and she will probably love buying clothes for it.


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