Ok, who farted!

I'm naked in my bathtub, because my new apartment does not have a ****ing shower, and I haven't gotten around to buying 1 of those attachments.

if argo does, he'll have a jacuzi

tried it out it wasn't that impressive

eat more bean burritos, then see how much comes out of your spedo

ROFL

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Keep a can of fabreze close by; trust me I'm speaking from experience.

I was thinking about falling down some steps earlier decided against it

...Done that as well. It's way overrated.

I've heard negative things, so I seriously considered just straight falling off the balcony, **** the steps.

Yeah I have not done that and the steps are the only thing I have to compare it too, so I would, again, be inclined to think that it, too, is overrated.

what if you're trying to set something up to sue?

This summer I was at our lake house at the lake of the ozarks and we boated on down to one of the bars (Possum Holler maybe?) and had some drinks. Girls got drunk, we sang karaoke, and times were good. As the bar closed and we stumbled our way back to the dock to boat on home, I shit you not, I watched a guy just flat out walk right off the dock and faceplant into the water like nothing had happened.

I had not laughed that hard in years, maybe ever.

Depends on the circumstances. What location are you attempting this "accident"?