and how does that make you feel??

My buddy got a DUI last night.

He drank 2 rum and cokes and a beer and blew a .14...

he probably had assault weapons in his car.

My buddy got picked up by the police last night. He did a lot of stupid things with me in 2007. I went to prison and he went on the run from the law. Now he has a good job, a wife (I was his best man), and a new born son, and he completely follows the law besides obviously being a fugitive. Last night his brother ratted him out and they took him in. 500,000 dollar bond. Hopefully the judge sees the good he's been doing and reduces the bond out just gives him probation. His family needs him. and he's my ride to work.

Wow. I hear stories like this all the time. 2-3 drinks then blowing way higher than you would think.

What the **** did he do? $500,000 bond? Christ, he must have ****ed somebody up.

It doubles when you run. Ours were both originally 250k in 2008. We were involved in a crime ring of sorts in 05-07. A girl involved got caught and sung like a bird. They took me and Chris in first because she knew our full names, and being 18 and stupid, we both confessed to everything, even some things we had nothing to do with, so nobody else would get in trouble. Plus we thought we would be charged as juveniles since it was mostly done while we were underage. A couple months after we confessed, the warrants came out with the huge bonds. Then we realized just how big of a deal it was. We thought abut what to do for a while. I turned myself in, he didn't. Maybe he should have, and this would all be behind him, like it is me for the most part.

atleast Jackson county gives you soda for new years.

Also, he won't have to pay back very much because I've almost paid off the complete restitution.

Is this the same Chris who was here?

Velazquez has some weak takedown attempts, but he's winning the round.

Spidaman or whatever, yeah. Bug and guru met him.

I remember he was found face down in a ditch or something, then we never heard from him again.

The reason the bond is so high is because we both confessed to an armed robbery we didn't even know about. In court it was easy to prove I wasnt there, and it will be for him too. I just wish he would've faced his demons when I did. I told him he couldn't ignore it forever. He thought they forgot abut him or something.

Yeah. What I was really worried about then was them finding out in the Hospital who he really was. But even half alive he was able to get his fake name(my dead brother) off. It was in the police report and everything.

whats wrong with you guys

Used to be dumbasses. Well, I'm still a dumbass, just a different kind.