Shall I compare these to a summer's day.

I for one welcome the fact it's going to take Ted 15+ episodes to meet a woman who's standing RIGHT ****ING NEXT TO HIM ON A TRAIN STATION PLATFORM.

Awesome writing. Absolutely STELLAR.

Can I just say something, I ****ing hate chick flicks.

I hate them with the fire of a thousand suns.

They aren't films that tell stories. They're just full length pretend-parties clearly designed to allow women to pretend they're somebody else, somebody that truly represents who they are inside.

It feels so dark and morbid here.

This ****ing cartoon bird is all over everything. Its disgusting.

Women simply just want to have the characteristics of girls on chick flicks.

* they want to be hot, but not have to try or want to be hot
* they want to be the center of attention
* they want the entire world split up into three categories: sexy shameless girlfriends, guys who are hugely ****able, and nonthreatening guys who are not remotely ****able and appropriately never display sex drives

In chick flicks:

* the men they want are men's men, who chicks flock to and want to bone by the thousands
* they often times have dirtbag friends who worship them
* but they are tender, "want something more," and are usually not terribly smart

Yeah Chick Flicks suck

And who is that old bitch in all those films who always stars as the mother?

Diane, something? Always dresses like Van Morrison.

Worst actress ever. Always plays the same cartoonishly stupid character.

I hate the chick flicks that pretend to be comedies.

I'm moving on Feb 1. Looking forward to it and dreading it at the same time.

So why are you watching these chick flicks in the first place?

You sound like quite the expert.

Getting your own place?

Or doing the roommate thing?

Here's another thing in chick flicks: dogs can understand English.

I too frequently have my movie selections dictated to me by women who love these ****ing films.

Moving out of my Mom's house, and moving in with a friend, whose girlfriend lives about an hour away and he's never home...so it's almost like my own place.

ROFL