**** Official 2012-2013 Chiefsplanet League Fantasy Football****
 

http://games.espn.go.com/ffl/leagueo...&seasonId=2012


Team Names = CP Usernames
Chasing You All Rapey = OTWP
Steve McNair's Shotgun Offense = Pestilence
S.S Date Rape = DJ's Left Nut
Legitimate Rape = SNR
The Forcible Rape Forcefield= Mr. Flopnuts
F#%K ESPN = Detoxing
Wylie Coyote = Sofa King
The Right 18 = DeezNutz
****ing pillowbiter = Hootie
Mighty Quinns = ChiefsCountry
TD's -N-Beer = Nzoner
Draft Dodger = DaKCMan

If you mean OTW's league, it's up to him if he wants to set it up again.

Last year WAS pretty fun even though I hated my team most of the year. And then they all got injured.

Yup

Also, that ****ing troll Flopnuts shouldn't be allowed back.

Still was pretty funny though LMAO

I'm down if you need some more folks.

I vaguely remember kicking the shit out of everyone for a few weeks.

Was that here? I kinda black out when administering that degree of ass-whupin.

If there's room, I wouldn't mind dominating the shit out of you idiots.

Too fat.

I'm likely out this year. I'll know shortly. If so, you guys can start your own league, or I can find out how to transfer commish powers to one of you.

Pestilence will take over.

Otherwise i can help.

Just don't let Joey run it.



....**** i need to change my avatar.

Yeah, you best stay hidden after the vendetta ride my boys put on you...

I'll do what?

You take it over.

If you guys aren't pussies you'll join Mr. Plow's league.

$40 entry
IDP league.

/spam end

Alright.

You're out.

If ya'll don't mind switching to NFL.com I would volunteer to take it over. But I imagine that will be met with some resistance, so I'll let someone else step up.

I wouldn't mind joining a CP nfl.com FF league.

Why do that when we can just reactivate.

Plus I've already got leagues on this current site. Pain in the ass switching between nfl.com, yahoo and espn.


I'll run this one is OWTP doesn't have time.

I'm winning so far!

That's cool. I'm game for just re-upping.

We'll need new members, that's all.

I'm game for a CP league.

I'll use a few of my immunities to move up in the draft

Can't join if you're not a drafturbator. Or a friend.

I'm just waiting on OTWP to give me some league manager power then I'll try to get it started.

Can I go ahead & make my first pick?

Yup.

You might want to add the teams to the OP.....so we know how many people we have to get.

Until it gets reactivated, all i have is real names. I don't really know who each name belongs to anymore so it's hard to do usernames.

Plus i don't know if OTWP has a problem with me helping him run it or not.

Teams:

OTW58 - 40 Pound Box of Rape
Pestilence - Bukkake Tsunami
DJ's Left Nut - Operation Dicksledge
Mr. Flopnuts - Tebow's Foreskin Moccasins
Sofa King - SeniAL Davis
Hootie - Team Damon Huard
Chiefs Country - Haley Benders
Nzoner - TD's and Beer
DaKCMan AP - DaKCMan AP is Awes0me

There's still a bunch that aren't listed.

So just put the people who have said yes in this thread up there.

IN
Sofa King
SNR
Pestilence
DJ's left nut
DaKCMan AP
Detoxing
DeezNutz


ALTERNATES
Omaha
WV
Munson
MoreLemonPledge

Oh...and I'm just putting this out there.....but **** Hootie. He'll probably just complain that he's bowling again and he let his brother's cousin pick his team for him.

I've only ever done an auction league during a live draft. I can't imagine doing something like that online. It takes forever in person. How does it work?

No problem at all. I'm heading to the league page now to see how to add you as co-commish.

What was your team name again? You changed it midseason.

If I remember correctly.....it was probably like 1.5-2 hours.

League is activated. Just need to know who to assign powers to.

Give it to Sofa King.

I was in last year am down again.

I'm going to. Can't remember his real name. Shoot me a PM, would you?

je me rends (means I Surrender in French.)

Can we please add chiefscafan this year? :evil:

Terms of Enrampagement = OTWP
Bukkake Tsunami = Pestilence
Wee Baby Seamus
Chum Guzzlers
Tebows Foreskin Moccasins
F#%K ESPN
Je Me Rends = Sofa King
The Right 18
Team Damon Huard
Haley Benders
TD's -N-Beer
I jerk-off boars for a living = DaKCMan


Which team belonged to who? I can't remember who anyone was anymore.

I was Chum Guzzlers

Updated OP. Please read and give comments.

Does this work like a regular auction draft? What are the rules, or where can I go to find them?

http://games.espn.go.com/ffl/leagues...eagueId=290321

Those are the settings. And yes i believe it's what you would call a regular online auction draft.

One thing i think should change is the fact that QB's get 6 pts for a passing TD. That pretty much overpowers them.

Sweet. I'm wondering more about the draft. I've only ever done live auction drafts. We go around, one person names a player, then the bidding begins. Once someone gets that player, we go to the next person who names a player, etc. I've never done one online, so I don't know if it works similarly. How much do you have to spend, etc?

IOW, if there's an opening, I'm interested.

See above.

I'd be interested in joining if a spot becomes available.

Since Tebow's Foreskin Moccasins is out, does that mean I'm in?

Read the ****ing OP you son of a bitch.

Wee Baby Seamus is DJ's Left Nut.

Cool. So I'm in.

I'm this [ ] close to voting against you.

Sofa now has LM powers.

Lady-Man powers?

Sorry. I have a terrible hangover & it's causing me to be incredibly obnoxious.

I claimed the draft day of September 2nd (sunday) at 6:00 PM Central. It's definitely open to being changed but i wanted to attempt to claim one before they're all accounted for. They fill up fast so let me know if that day or time doesn't work as we try to get the league filled and everything rolling.

Count me in again.

Also the Haley Benders are gone - its now the Mighty Quinns.

Sunday night on Labor Day weekend? Lame.


Shame. :shake:

My last act as Commissioner is to make sure Omaha doesn't get a spot in this league.

I'm guessing there will be at least two spots available, (Hootie, Flopnuts) possibly three. (mine)

See. That's why i tried to set a date now. So all you asshole can take your turns bashing the dates i try to set with ridiculous reasons why it won't work.

lol

Welcome to running a league. And it's only July11th.

America!

Yeah i hear ya. It's never easy getting people to lock down a date. I've learned to try to set a date at the best possible time very early on. That way we can't back out because they'll be no other good times left.

We shall see though. Not even sure who all will be in this league yet.

I'm going bowling on September 2nd but I'll have my buddy's shitty smart phone. I hope the bowling alley gets good reception.

See ya'll then.

I'm going bowling on September 2nd too but I'll have my Awesome smart phone. I'll let SNR use it but rig it so that it gets bad reception and times out during his picks. He'll end up outbidding everyone for Peyton Manning.

Son of the bitches!!!!!!

I'll play.

OTWP says no.

You guys should make Omaha a co-commish. He's awesomesauce.

**** off and leave the thread. You're not getting in.

Awesomesauce is not Awesome.

He's too fat.

How do I propose a trade?

I think you have to eat your own feces. Then a button shows up that takes you to the team transaction menu.

If it doesn't work, it's because your turd wasn't big enough. Try eating some more and it should work.

Yeah. I found it in the help menu about 15 minutes before you posted it. Thanks, though.