Neep help with a Top Gun costume
 

So I am going to a Top Gun themed party this weekend. Yes it sounds stupid and probably will be stupid. I need some suggestions as to who/what I should go as. Could be literally anything from the movie besides Mav, Charlie, Mav/Charlie doing it, Iceman, or Goose.

Meg Ryan

You could simply throw a dress on and go as a current Kelly McGillis.

OMFG

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/200..._mcgillis2.jpg

I had plans tonight,to jack off to some Jill Kelly porn. Those plans are now wrecked

She is not aging well.

Go as Top Gun the VIDEO GAME!

http://www.nintendorepairshop.com/im...nthumbnail.png

or the annoyingly hard to master refueling plane in the game...

http://www.unwinnable.com/wp-content...NES-refuel.jpg

That was one of the funnest games I ever had. I could get past the missions just fine but landing the jet was hard as hell.

Go as Val Kilmer
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__...nValKilmer.jpg

Go as a male volleyball player in jorts.

Go as Kenny Loggins
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DAMN!! What in the hell?

Find a scene that includes a coffee table, and dress up as the coffee table.

He can go as the jukebox.

Kenny ****ing Loggins

Go as Goose after he ejected and drown. Or go as the flight controller who's tower keeps getting buzzed.

If you feel particularly adventurous and you're white you can put on some blackface and go as Sundown

Will this be a target rich environment? Go as a Mig 28 doing a 4g inverted dive.
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Now if you really want to **** with people you should dress like....

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Go as the guy who dumped coffee on himself when Maverick buzzed the tower. You could just walk around the party yelling "I want some butts!"

Really that was only hard because most old school gamers have problems putting the tip in the hole.

Haha I think that might be it.

You could also dress like an old hot chick with a flight helmet that says 'Cougar' on it.

BTW since this is oddly appropriate here. 3D IMAX re-release in 3 days supposedly!

http://www.slashfilm.com/top-gun-get...e-in-february/

Winner.

If you have the skills, a cool jet fighter costume would be pretty slick.

http://photos.costume-works.com/full...ter_pilot8.jpg

If there would happen to be a gay guy at the party who want to take you up on the butts line, then you can respond "negative ghost rider, the pattern is full."

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Go as Bret and say "Hey this is like Top Gun" over and over. You'll be a hit!...not really, but if a girl there gets the joke, you're insta-laid.

:rolleyes:

good luck with that. Maybe go as a homo because top gun is ghey?

IMDb shows that characters name as Air Boss Johnson.


http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0835146/
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Mav when he was on his bike

Bomber Jacket, aviator shades, white shirt and jeans

Eh, everybody else will be doing these. Go as Cedric Ceballos, Brenda Warner, or Wilford Brimley and make everyone else try to figure it out.

Go as a volleyball.

Or a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit.

LMAO

I think it took me a year or something to freaking land that plane or get it refueled.

If you want to avoid the party, it kinda sounds like you do, you could just go as Cougar and bring some airline plastic wings and turn them in to the host and tell them that you've lost the edge and am going home.

I gave that game away is was so damned annoying. I got tired of always failing on the landing.

I recall refueling being worse than landing.

This.

Dress up as Zombie Goose..

I don't know the exact quote, but didn't Charlie say something about Mav never being satisfied unless he was going Mach 5 with his hair on fire? Or was that exactly what you were going for? haha.

Negative ghostrider that was not my intent! But it is a nice plus and a quote from the movie(but I believe it was Mach 2 not 5)

I agree...but I never quite understood her casting in the first place...I thought she was rather meh

Go as a Mig pilot. Start fights using your Soviet accent.

Go as Sliders johnson. Its long and distinguished....

WTF is that on the wall behind her?

Go as a missile.

thunder stolen.

a painting of Mr. T. Don't you have one?

Go as Goose post-flast spin, and just lay in the middle of the living room.

Top Gun is like the gayest movie ever. You might as well just wear a speedo and some ray-bans and rub baby oil all over yourself.

BTW: Kelly McGinnis was smoking hot when she was young. She was married twice, had a couple of kids, got raped in the 1980s, then around 2000 decided to become a donut bumper and went to hell in a handbasket.

I think this movie scene sent her over the edge. NSFW......NSWF......NSWF!!!!
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/6294067/kelly_mcgillis/

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Wait, that wasn't Meg Ryan in Top Gun? I thought Meg Ryan was in every shitty chick flick.

Kelly McGinnis plays a character named "Charlie."
I think Tarantino is on to something....

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I second "This"

This movie is gayer than "The Birdcage", "Brokeback Mountain", "Philadelphia" and "The Wizard of Oz" combined!

create a paper mache head and torso of Maverick; attached to one of your shoulders, and go as Iceman. Mav can be your wingman.

ROFL

Take tips from this...

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And while it will always pain me to give the ****ing French any credit, this too might be a tool to take tips from. If nothing else, the music is just awesome!

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Netflix....if you liked Top Gun, we recommend The Birdcage.

Wowwwa...Tom Cruise. Still banging 20 year olds. Kelly McGillis 20 yrs past menopause.

WTF did you have to post THAT???!!! Dream-wrecker!

Hi, I'm Kelly. Wanna come over? We can put on our flannel shirts and boots, put on some Old Spice, order in some sushi, watch Thelma and Louise, then take a bubble bath while we listen to KD Lang? Are you in???