2011-Matt Cassel-tyler Palko-Kyle Orton

Oh no...we suck again.....Tyler Palko that many games? Really? Do you HATE US!
SONNA BITCH!

Romeo, Romeo where art thou Romeo.

Really?! REALLY!!! IS this the shit we're paying for?!!

"Whats' the fuss guys...it's a process"
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It's been HOW MANY YEARS SINCE A PLAYOFF WIN? WHICH OTHER TEAMS ARE ON THAT LEVEL???? HOly Shitbricks

Being a Chiefs fan is like watching that for the past 15 years......


Jesus. I think I'm going to tell my Kids to cheer for the Packers, who coincidentally are a smaller market team, were worse, built a championship team, sucked again, built another Championship team.


Holy crap...being a Chiefs fan IS like watching a porno and figuring out it's your grandma...and then realizing it's the only video that does it for you anymore.....


SONNABITCH! YOU WONDER WHY there might be a flying banner sunday!??

nsfw-language

Because I'm a Chiefs fan, I'm often told I may need therapy, but I can only afford Action Figure Therapy after my camero payment and mullet perms.

maybe Pioli and Cassel should just grow a mustache.

Watch...this will not disapoint
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Matt Cassel couldn't score on a raider fan's sister on prom night with 2 bottles of Boones Farm apple wine

*Credit to Pawnmower for the inspiration for this..


Being a Chiefs fan is like generational poverty.

your grandfather was a Chiefs fan who hit it big in the 60's...he taught your father to be a Chiefs fan as he drank away his fortune around bad investments. Your father had seen the glory days so he made you a Chiefs fan as a share cropper in a shitty apartment but got you a decent house in the suburbs in the 90s. He lost it on poor investments and you're back in an apartment, teaching your son about the Chiefs.....

Maybe it would be smarter to work a 2nd job, tell him to cheer for a winner.....the college degree of NFL fans.

We toil in the mines to pay the company store and get by.....

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Nooooooo booooody knows......the trouble I've seeeeeen

Being a Chiefs fan is like winning an exotic vacation in a sweepsteaks.

Week 1. YEAH! I WIN A VACATION!!!!
Week 3......Oh crap, it's in Juarez, Mx

Ugh. A little defense would have been wonderful.

Putting that string of posts together was depressing. It was like a roller coaster that almost left me car sick typing them.

A lot of years of fail with a couple of things to enjoy.

Being a Chiefs fan this year is about as much fun as being Larry Johnson's girlfriend when he gets home from a night on the town.

If you owned a Cell phone during the last Chiefs Playoff win, it probably looked like this

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Today, your Samsung GalaxyIII has more computer power than Apollo 13.

Being a Chiefs fan is like being hit helmet-helmet-helmet between a couple of Rinos, and waking up to 31 opposing fan bases and your own management Booing you as you're carted off the field.

The Royals are glad there is no Red in their uniforms and are upset about comparisons between them and the Chiefs.



These colors, can't run Scott Pioli and co out of town fast enough with a flame thrower full of rocketaids fuel.

"CHIEFS WILL"

....fail the fans in every way possible.



Market that.

A 90 year old Monk in solitary confinement is more likely to score than this team in the first quarter.