Pioli and Crennel should feel like fish who are working the laundry at Shawshank tomorrow.



The media sisters should really give them the angry pickles.

Being a Chiefs fan is like having Deb Detweiler as your next door neighbor, only she's drunk, has a megaphone and you live in tents.

The Jamaican bobsled team has held as many leads in NFL games as the kansas city Chiefs in 2012.

I think "chiefs will" was a subliminal ploy to have everyone leave their money to Clark after we die.

I have 47000 posts on a chiefs board since 2000, and just as many playoff wins as Chiefs quarterbacks since Joe Montana retired.

Do you know how many Nations have broken up and name changed and undergone re-branding efforts since the last Chiefs playoff win?

Last night while driving with Brideowanian I got this great idea for a way to make watching this year's Chiefs football enjoyable to watch. So here's what I suggested.

"To make watching the Chiefs fun and something to look forward to I have invented a new game. In this game, every time Matt Cassel causes a turnover, we engage in an escalating sex act"

She laughs and says

"That's not a bad idea, but it's not going to work......You'd probably have to poop on my chest by the 2nd quarter"


Today, I'm working on the board or the twister mat version of my new game.

HUMP to Conclusion

INTercourse
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the teaser.....you're praying for the Pick 6

you'll have to pay to see the rest, but to make it playable for those who watch the entire game I'll probably have to invent something not even in the kama sutra

4th quarter is for the true sickos anyway......so you may have to urinate up a nose hole to watch the end of the game. Play at your own risk.

Western Samoa is now known as Samoa. All of the Yugoslav states have since gone independent. Zaire is now called the Democratic Republic of Congo. Just a note for those who may not have seen the news.

ROFL he sounds like Kenny ****in Powers

The more I think about it, the better idea the Matt Cassel game-day board game really could be.

Hell, it might be worthy of a new thread, so that everyone can play it at home Vs the hated Raiders.

My oldest child was born and on her 2nd day of life we watched a Chiefs game from a hospital chair.

As a 2nd grader, The Chiefs have not beaten the Hated Oakland Raiders at home since the year of this child's birth.

That's what it's like to be a Chiefs fan.

Since the Chiefs have beaten Oakland at home, the Child has learned to use a crawl, speak English, Read and Write, Ride a bike, throw and catch and hit a ball better than half of the Royals.......I'm hoping the child isn't driving before the next home win versus the Raiders.

Holy Shit...........It's fun being a Chiefs fan.

Snookie has quarterbacked the Chiefs to as many leads this season as the 3 persons being paid as professional quarterbacks on the Chiefs roster.

so have I

These colors don't run, but today the team is so shitty that red turned to black.



This team needs an enema.

The Titans and Panthers were created from concept and been in a superbowl since the Chiefs last win and the Texans are strong contenders this year.

Since the last Chiefs PLAYOFF WIN....Chiefs fans have agonizingly watched The Broncos, Chargers, Raiders and Lowly Sea hawks compete for 5 super bowl titles...FIVE Championships from the AFCW since the Chiefs have last sniffed a single wildcard round playoff win.

How do you come up with some of the shit you posted in here....Classic!

ROFL