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Rain Man 02-27-2016 10:33 PM

I saw the worst driver today.
 
First off, I'm not going to tell you age, gender, or race. I will tell you that it was not a person who looked like they had a learner's permit.

But it was pretty funny.

I was driving on a very busy highway in California, two lanes going in each direction with a 60 mph speed limit. I came to a stop because a couple of cars ahead, someone was stopped halfway in the lane and halfway in a driveway to a coffee shop parking lot. It was a nice Audi sedan two cars ahead of us.

I thought maybe someone was trying to get out, blocking them from entering, but I couldn't see anyone. We sat there for a minute and traffic started piling up quickly behind us.

The car just sat there and didn't move. We waited for a while, and then the car ahead of us started honking.

The Audi then backed up onto the highway, most of the way. Then it pulled up again. Then it stopped again.

Then it somehow - and I have no idea how - got a wheel off the ground. I cannot even begin to explain how, but I could see the back tire spinning with no traction. This was in a concrete driveway with no precipitation in good weather. I seriously have no idea how they did it.

Then it backed up again. By this point there were lots of cars behind us, and the left lane was full of people passing the car.

It backed all the way into the left lane, stopping all of the traffic and making cars dodge it, and stopped again. Then it cut the wheels and after about 100 feet it managed to get into the right lane. It took off at about 20 mph in a 60 mph zone. As cars started passing again, it then ever so slowly drifted into the left lane with its right turn signal on for some unexplainable reason, making everybody dodge it again.

We eventually passed on the right side, laughing uproariously. There was a driver and passenger, and they were clearly oblivious to what they were doing.

kccrow 02-27-2016 10:36 PM

I'm going to guess drugs, old people, or out of state driver with no clue where they were supposed to make a turn and were trying to find directions.

Toby Waller 02-27-2016 10:39 PM

I'm in Oregon and find these streets to be weird

The Franchise 02-27-2016 10:41 PM

Old Asian lady would be my guess.

listopencil 02-27-2016 10:42 PM

I dropped my french fries. Jesus, people, have some patience.

bevischief 02-27-2016 10:44 PM

Your wife.

lewdog 02-27-2016 10:54 PM

Old Asian lady driving an Apricot BMW.

Dave Lane 02-27-2016 11:06 PM

Was it Slayer Diablo?

listopencil 02-27-2016 11:24 PM

It wasn't HWY 99 was it?

Munson 02-27-2016 11:25 PM

Had to be a woman driver.

007 02-28-2016 12:39 AM

Must have been from Topeka. We had a crap ton of shitty drivers here.

Anyong Bluth 02-28-2016 12:53 AM

Old people or Asian tourist.

Either one, possibly blind.

Coochie liquor 02-28-2016 01:19 AM

My bad bro

Anyong Bluth 02-28-2016 01:22 AM

Until explicitly proven otherwise, I'm going to assume Bernie Sanders was the driver.

TribalElder 02-28-2016 02:39 AM

90%+ chance they were Asian


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