My friend is going to kill a turtle.

TODAY IS DRAGGING.

I feel like I've been at work for 12 hours already, but its only been 6.

That sounds barbaric.

I slacked all morning, drove to work, realized I'd forgotten something important, drove home, slacked some more, and then drove back to work. Where I'm currently eating lunch.

It's fun today, but it's going to suck when I'm working 30 hours this weekend because I'm a slacker.

The bar next door has a bunch of motorcycles parked outside of it and K and I are stuck here. That's barbaric.

Motorcycles aren't as interesting as turtles.

6AM was nearly 9 hours ago here.

I want a shirt that says "If you can read this, my dick fell off"

I want one that says "Once go asian, you never go caucasian". But that wouldn't make sense, because I'm caucasian. Maybe I'm a fortune cookie.

I'm half and half so that shirt would really confuse me.

But no more so than my "Calm down. Lets not turn this rape into a murder."

My fav. Didn't wear it so much in NW Iowa, maybe NE Iowa has more humor.

LMAO

Which half is which, upper half asian or lower half?My t-shirts are all blank. I don't generally have anything to say.

I have one that says, "I'm out of mind mind. Please leave a message." My favorite (which is now way too big on me) says, "I didn't do it."

I have a farscape 10th anniversary shirt that I thought I'd buy because there isn't nearly enough evidence that I'm a geek. It says "look upwards and share the wonders I've seen".

But I don't wear it, because I've never seen any wonders. And if people look up, they might bump into me.

Been at work going on 8.5 hours.

Losing my mind.