***Royals at Tigers 5/1***
 

It's Our Time

Dyson still in lineup...

Time to start a new winning streak

HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCAAAASS

Damn Toad at 1st robs Alex

As long as we get the corner pitches.

Awesome start.

Betancourt sack of shit

Luke looking to get out of the game early today.

Ugh, it's going to be another one of those games where nothing bounces our way

At least he's consistent.

Yeah... I'd say this sack of shit Puke doesn't have it today. Why can't HE be the one who suffers a major arm injury?

Playing from behind a ****ing gain

JFC Hos

Annnnnnddd, yeah.

Good to see Hos back at it

Every time I turn my head back to the TV, something bad happens

Wow, back to the cellar with the Twins. Sweet.

3 runs, man on second, NO ****ING OUTS YET

Puke is so ****ing soft mentally, you have to know you can't make any mistakes behind him or he will let it go.

I hate Luke Hochevar

Excellent, everyone gets in on the fail.

I think everyone left their ****ing head in Minn.

Dyson contributes with his fielding again

I was particularly excited about the lineup for today, yet again. Whenever you can ensure that your worst hitter gets the most ABs on the team, you simply have to make that move.

Then again, not much changes with Getz at the top. Is there anyone with an inkling of common sense in the organization? Can we please get away from this antiquated mindset that says, "This guy is fast, so he must be a good leadoff hitter." Wake the **** up, Royals. The game has evolved, thanks in large part to better analysis.

Ohh and **** off Dyson.. you can't let that fat **** score from second.

**** YOU LUKE

Gross.

This is ALL on Luke. Please get a serious arm injury so we can ****ing get rid if you.

Hochevar has potential. Just wait until the second half of the year (when the team is buried and he's pitching against more AAAA talent).

Oohhh. You like fastballs huh? How about a few hanging curveballs?

Detroit is 2-8 in there last ten and we are just letting them get right out of there slump in one inning.

Luke has always been a turd....a big, huge, ****ing, stinky pile of shit.

Jesus Christ

Zero.
****ing.
Outs.

Lol.

3 straight curves? sure thing

Game is out of hand, time to turn it on Luke.

Rex. LMAO. "The invention of pitch count" means that Hochevar serves up shit. LMAO. DM analysis here.

Is the bench calling the pitches?

Let him play through it Ned. He's not that far off.

Finally that ****ing ostrich does something right

Sanchez vs Verlander

Battle of the decade.

**** Hochevar. He's lost the game in the first, so he has to eat this thing for at least 100 pitches. 120. 140. Who cares?

You have to go, son. Doesn't matter if you're tired, hurting, etc.

Hosmer owes us a big game after that stupid play.

Good inning Luke. ERA of 45.00

Where's Trey to blow out his arm, sure wish we had Meche

All I could think was "that's a shame"

Two errors so how many were actually earned?

Is it asking for too much for Dyson to be cut after the game? Shit cleared from the clubhouse before he even exits the field?

Maier isn't special, but he's a ****ing All-Star compared to Dyson. In other words, Mitch is a ML player.

You're right. Probably only 27.00

All 5 were earned.

No shit. For all this "speed" that dbag Dyson has, he doesn't do shit in the field, let alone he never gets on base.

So, Hoch with another brilliant outing...gets us out of the game before we record the 1st 3 outs. That's talent!!! Great pick, Dayton! Stellar!!!

Good to see Hosmers bad luck of hitting it straight to the shortstop

Hard groundball to infielder #827 by Hosmer

French will tie it up here with 1 swing.

Moose gave it a ride

bad luck, Moose

All I wanted was to enjoy watching the royals since I am often stuck on gamecast or radio and this is what I get.

We are getting decent swings this inning. Just some bad hitting luck.

He compliments his speed with the most dazzling lack of baseball instincts that I've ever seen. He's Joey Gathwright-lite.

I don't give a shit if you don't believe in statistical analysis, but even "traditionalists" should be able to see that Dyson is a bag of dicks everywhere on the diamond, from the box to the grass.

He's fast, though, TRED! Better bat that sumbitch leadoff! Put 'em in CF!

Hochever is so ****ing gay.

Hoch picking up right where he left off in the 1st

Oh so luke isn't 100% healthy now Steve?? **** off

After that 1st inning, I'm not too healthy either

Cabrara, you drunk?

With the strikeout, Luke brings his ERA down to 6.46.

Yeah!

It are games like these where I continue to watch because of my fantasy team.

uhhh....

KC 0 1 2
DET 5 7 0

and despite the 2 errors, all 5 runs are earned. Good job Hoch. I was about to turn the TV on, but I won't bother today. I'm out for the night.

Mark this one down as a loss.

Taint over yet.

Baseball scheduling sucks. They played this team last week.

Luke got tired of leadoff hits so he showed them and gave them the leadoff walk

ROFL

I'd use that t-shirt to clean my nut off her face.

Yank him ffs!

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Can't wait to burn my 'our time' shirt and toss it on the field

Rex "It's still early, 5 runs ain't nothin in an American league park." Hey ****face, I guess you haven't seen the Royals lack of hitting ability.