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Cave Johnson 02-12-2013 03:02 PM

Pussy Control Issues
After a good long dating career, I may have had my last piece of strange. Met a girl at a SB party who's a solid 8.5 (minimum), younger, fun, educated, good job, same values, etc. She's on a 6 month lease, which creates some implications for moving in down the road.

The problem is her cat, pictured below. It was an ill advised gift from an ex (who I'd now like to kick in the balls). Apparently he's destructive, neurotic, eats uncontrollably, and emphatically does not like my dog. This is not my dog's fault, who's pretty mellow and enjoys licking/humping cats. She's attached to it and feels guilty for leaving said cat alone. Which is the natural and empathetic reaction of a well-adjusted person, but it cuts into certain activities and is generally problematic.

So, any advice you can give on dog/cat acclimation or dealing with a psycho cat in general (other than antifreeze) would be very much appreciated.

htismaqe 02-12-2013 03:04 PM

Old Dog 02-12-2013 03:04 PM


Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 9396817)
(other than antifreeze)

Ball peen hammer

R8RFAN 02-12-2013 03:04 PM


R8RFAN 02-12-2013 03:05 PM

Cave Johnson 02-12-2013 03:05 PM


Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 9396824)

Yeah, I thought about enlisting a professional cat therapist.

R8RFAN 02-12-2013 03:06 PM

Mr. Laz 02-12-2013 03:06 PM

feed him ... if he starts looking at you as a provider of food he will be nicer.

also allow him some control with interactions with you and his environment.

ie places to hide that only he goes ... high shelves for him to perch on ... let him come to you a few times and sniff around you to get used to you.

as for your dog, could luck with that

R8RFAN 02-12-2013 03:07 PM

Munson 02-12-2013 03:09 PM



SPchief 02-12-2013 03:09 PM

Jesus, 10 posts in, this place is slipping


Ace Gunner 02-12-2013 03:09 PM

get a polar bear

Bump 02-12-2013 03:11 PM

you met a chick at a superbowl party, less than 2 weeks ago, now you want to move in with her? c'mon man.

Or is she preggers already? lol

Old Dog 02-12-2013 03:11 PM


Originally Posted by SPchief (Post 9396850)
Jesus, 10 posts in, this place is slipping


Nope, it's just that most of the rest of us can read his OP where he asked for advice "OTHER THAN ANTIFREEZE"

I assume he already tried that and it didn't work

BigCatDaddy 02-12-2013 03:12 PM

Pics of said 8.5?

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