What causes these tracks?
 

Really odd tracks in the snow in my yard. The skater tracks, not the deep tracks.

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Snowa Constrictors.

Chupacabra.

Worms.

Big worms.

The midwest...even our snow has trackmarks

Bigfoot. He's learned how to drive.

Remote control snowmobile

I think it has four legs and drags its penis. Or it's aliens.

I thought maybe a remote control car, but generally one that's decent enough to move through that kind of snow is going to dig in when it turns; those tracks stay smooth in the turns.

That's bizarre.

paging Bwana ...

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a sled?

Aliens. It is a warning you are going to be probed tonight.

These tracks start from one of the "holes" on the right side of the picture. Those are not footprints, but something that can dig and skate.

snow crabs

Or maybe that's the end and not the start. I have thick gloves.

What? Those aren't footprints? Now I'm kinda freaked out.

Not footprints... unless someone climbed the tree. No one up there.

Squirrel? Could be that he couldn't raise his feet so he just dragged them through the snow (thus the outside tracks) and his tail made the center track. Jumping out of the tree could've had him crash through the snow and he kinda 'jumped' his way out a couple of times before he managed to get on top of it.

Holy shit! It's my drunk neighbor with one of those RC things in the video. That thing kicks ass. I was hoping for aliens so I could kill it and make big bucks!

Back to your regularly scheduled programming.

Gremlins?

I'm sitting in The Atlanta airport and that
Is to damn hard to see on the phone.

BTW I didn't see any people down in
FL with 11 or more toes. After all the
Stories posted around here, I kind of
Expected to.

It's kind of like all the women in Cali are hotter than hot. It's a myth.

A tea cup chihuahua dragging its ass in the snow

Mole or ground squirrel. Maybe? :shrug:

Edit: Or an RC vehicle. :facepalm:

Stop taking pictures of the snow. You should be inside, getting a BJ.

I was going to guess Alabama black snake tracks.

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