Just materials, or labor + materials?

What kind of nails used to construct this room? This is key.

Soccer in the face, Red.

In an arena that small, it becomes more about quickness and being able to quickly dodge frequent attacks from that mallet.

Simply Red has Zach beat on this. I think the hydrochloric acid is worthless, unless Zach were able to squash Simply Red on the floor and force him to drink it.

I will take Simply Red

Shit. Why didn't you just say so in the OP?

:popcorn:

People are forgetting that this is a heavy rubber mallet.

One decent blow to the head is all it takes to at least knock the other guy out.

Also, what is the weather like? Is it storming?

Yes. It's a dark and stormy night.

I'm gonna go with Zach. While I like SR most of the time, Zach could probably insult him in such a way that he'd run away and refuse to come back (then show back up a month or two later).

Is a bathroom break involved? If not, I could definitely see piss and feces becoming a large part in this fight.

Are there midgets?

(This is important)

The roof is a thin mesh so that birds don't crap on competitors and some degree of stench can still escape.


The labor was Phobia's gift to The Chiefsplanetiseum.


No nails. Phobia used industrial strength wood glue only.

Zoccer is jacking of to his own soccer talk while giving himself an acid enema. SR can't survive the close confines and kills himself with blunt force trauma. As he falls the the ground Zoccer blows snot on SR and yells G-G-G-G-O-A-L!!!!!!!!!

My god

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Zach reminds me of Peta from the Hunger games book.


Does he have a chic with him that can shoot a bow in the middle of a back flip and take a testicle off of a field mouse at 150 yardss?