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Lumpy 05-11-2010 05:18 PM
ROFL Excellent work, Mr. Fax!

Extra Point 05-11-2010 05:26 PM
Mr. FAX would like to thank all everybody for the f'in fabulous video.

"Okay, then. Goodbye."

(Rep, of course, to the fabulous Mr. Fax. Glad that he's made his way through Mother Nature, these past two weeks!)

KC Dan 05-11-2010 05:33 PM
Unbelievably awesome!!! Great Work, more, more, more

HemiEd 05-11-2010 05:52 PM
It was even more fun the second time, with earphones on. LMAO

the Talking Can 05-11-2010 05:59 PM
holy shit



that is amazing......it only needs an 'aids tree' to enter the Western Canon....



bravo fax!

(and some anti-freeze)

Reerun_KC 05-11-2010 06:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 6751699)
I thought it was a ****ing piece of ****ing shit. But what the **** do I know, MR. FAXXXX, since you're one of the smartest guys on the ****ing planet?
Dont be angry our little Draftabulator.....

Its all in good fun...

BossChief 05-11-2010 06:42 PM
FTR I dont think there was an ounce of seriousness in Deezs post.

He just played the role.

I may be wrong.

RealSNR 05-11-2010 06:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BossChief (Post 6752049)
FTR I dont think there was an ounce of seriousness in Deezs post.

He just played the role.

I may be wrong.
Why don't you go eat a barrel of broken glass while ****ing a light socket without a condom you piece of shit

DeezNutz 05-11-2010 06:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FAX (Post 6751736)
Excellent ideas, Mr. SNR. Most excellent, indeed. The concept allows the exploration of life's paradoxes and how hope can sometimes be derived from despair while proclaiming that the embodiment of defeat is not always the extreme expression of human suffering.

But, I think the Draftabulator character has to go away. I've already pissed off enough people today including my friend and beloved poster, Mr. DeezNutz whom I've always held in the highest possible regard.

So, I think I have to kill him off. A car accident, maybe. After he and Wendy have consummated their relationship and she is carrying his child, perhaps. Then maybe, in her grief, Wendy puts the infant up for adoption and the little fella is eventually taken in by Charlie Weis and raised as his own.

FAX
:eek: What's the antecedent for those pronouns?!? :eek:

(Wendy meets Grammar Nazi)

And so I don't confuse Reerun, I have never had relations with Wendy.

Reerun_KC 05-11-2010 06:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 6752066)
:eek: What's the antecedent for those pronouns?!? :eek:

(Wendy meets Grammar Nazi)

And so I don't confuse Reerun, I have never had relations with Wendy.
ROFL

You sure about that? Where were you the night of the draft after the 1st round?

Can any other Draftabulator verify your story?

DeezNutz 05-11-2010 06:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 6752078)
ROFL

You sure about that? Where were you the night of the draft after the 1st round?

Can any other Draftabulator verify your story?
McDonald's, of course. Rent isn't free.

Reerun_KC 05-11-2010 06:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 6752084)
McDonald's, of course. Rent isn't free.
:clap:

Well played!

BossChief 05-11-2010 06:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SNR (Post 6752062)
Why don't you go eat a barrel of broken glass while ****ing a light socket without a condom you piece of shit
WTF?

what did I do to deserve that?

DeezNutz 05-11-2010 06:59 PM
He's serious, just like I was, so you should be pissed, BossChief.

Really ****ing pissed.

Reerun_KC 05-11-2010 07:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BossChief (Post 6752093)
WTF?

what did I do to deserve that?
Yes I agree with Deez....

You should start a rep war!

BossChief 05-11-2010 07:06 PM
Oh, ok.

ROFL

I had a very long day today and Im still getting up to speed.

The first thread I read today was about the waldo rapist and some nutball put my name in the air like I was the rapist (which IMHO is wayyy not cool) and then I come to this thread next and post and then go back and read responses and I saw that and wondered if I woke up in bizarro land today or something.

I was like, "damn, did I miss something?"...obviously I did in this thread.

Carry on.

KcMizzou 05-11-2010 07:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BossChief (Post 6752114)
Oh, ok.

ROFL

I had a very long day today and Im still getting up to speed.

The first thread I read today was about the waldo rapist and some nutball put my name in the air like I was the rapist (which IMHO is wayyy not cool) and then I come to this thread next and post and then go back and read responses and I saw that and wondered if I woke up in bizarro land today or something.

I was like, "damn, did I miss something?"...obviously I did in this thread.

Carry on.
Do yourself a favor and watch FAX's movie in the thread header.

BossChief 05-11-2010 07:18 PM
Oh, I know. Thats why I laughed when I got it. I was prepared for Deezs response, but SNR caught me slippin.

I watched it last night and commented shortly after.

IMO (like I said before) this is the thread of the year.

HC_Chief 05-11-2010 07:58 PM
ROFL
This thread rules. Mega rep to FAX.

Quesadilla Joe 05-11-2010 08:04 PM
How many times was FAX repped? Because I could have sworn I had the most repped post in Chiefs Planet history when I got 44 neg reps (3 of them were positives that weren't meant to be negs) for a comment I made about this play.

http://i41.tinypic.com/23iv3ty.gif

BossChief 05-11-2010 08:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KnowMo2724 (Post 6752259)
How many times was FAX repped? Because I could have sworn I had the most repped post in Chiefs Planet history when I got 44 neg reps (3 of them were positives that weren't meant to be negs) for a comment I made about this play.

http://i41.tinypic.com/23iv3ty.gif
nobody cares.

Pablo 05-11-2010 08:21 PM
LMAO

Bravo Mr. FAX.

Draft Planet's a-dyin' off boys... 'tis a sad day indeed.

LaChapelle 05-11-2010 08:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KnowMo2724 (Post 6752259)
How many times was FAX repped? Because I could have sworn I had the most repped post in Chiefs Planet history when I got 44 neg reps (3 of them were positives that weren't meant to be negs) for a comment I made about this play.

http://i41.tinypic.com/23iv3ty.gif
I bet you get more neg reps by true fans
how ironic

Reerun_KC 05-11-2010 09:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KnowMo2724 (Post 6752259)
How many times was FAX repped? Because I could have sworn I had the most repped post in Chiefs Planet history when I got 44 neg reps (3 of them were positives that weren't meant to be negs) for a comment I made about this play.

http://i41.tinypic.com/23iv3ty.gif
Does that play make you proud to be a Broncos fan?

Pablo 05-11-2010 09:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KnowMo2724 (Post 6752259)
How many times was FAX repped? Because I could have sworn I had the most repped post in Chiefs Planet history when I got 44 neg reps (3 of them were positives that weren't meant to be negs) for a comment I made about this play.

http://i41.tinypic.com/23iv3ty.gif
That gif pisses me off. I'm going to neg rep you again for posting it.

Bugeater 05-11-2010 09:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PostRockPablo (Post 6752457)
That gif pisses me off. I'm going to neg rep you again for posting it.
Same here. :grr:

Lzen 05-11-2010 09:22 PM
That FAX guy is a ****ing tool. He's all Mr. this and Mr. that. It drives me ****ing crazy.

ROFL

KcMizzou 05-11-2010 09:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 6752463)
Same here. :grr:
I'm in.

Can't stop him... try to break his neck. :shake:

Quesadilla Joe 05-11-2010 09:39 PM
That post was a big mistake. LMAO

wazu 05-11-2010 09:50 PM
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Great job, Fax. Missed half of it because I was laughing too hard. My wife was sitting across the room and laughing even though she has no idea of the context. Loved how he repeatedly gave his title and credentials. I laughed harder each time he did.

KcMizzou 05-11-2010 09:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adam (Post 6752515)
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Great job, Fax. Missed half of it because I was laughing too hard. My wife was sitting across the room and laughing even though she has no idea of the context. Loved how he repeatedly gave his title and credentials. I laughed harder each time he did.
You have a knack for this kinda thing too.

Lzen 05-11-2010 09:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 6751770)
Just thought I'd pop in to say that this is now the most-repped post (exempting rep whoring threads) in CP history. And will probably pass even the rep whoring threads shortly. Well done, Mr. FAX. Well done.

Let us now pay homage to the previous leader:

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=176117
Holy shit! How did I miss that one? That was fantastic.

Lzen 05-11-2010 10:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 6752519)
You have a knack for this kinda thing too.
Hey, yeah. Didn't Adam used to post cartoons? Those were funny and bizarre.

KcMizzou 05-11-2010 10:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lzen (Post 6752549)
Hey, yeah. Didn't Adam used to post cartoons? Those were funny and bizarre.
Yep.

wazu 05-11-2010 10:25 PM
Thanks, guys. Nice to be remembered. I used to have fun and let it all hang out, but now I am a draftabulator, and one of the smartest ****ing people on the ****ing planet.

KcMizzou 05-11-2010 10:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adam (Post 6752587)
Thanks, guys. Nice to be remembered. I used to have fun and let it all hang out, but now I am a draftabulator, and one of the smartest ****ing people on the ****ing planet.
Understood. But you smell like french fries.

KurtCobain 05-12-2010 03:04 AM
This is too funny. And Wendy is too sexy.

Raiderhater58 05-12-2010 04:38 AM
Bravo Mr Fax ****ing Bravo!!!

Reerun_KC 07-22-2010 11:36 AM
Just for old time sakes...

Damn this is funny!

KCrockaholic 07-22-2010 11:43 AM
LMAO. How did I miss this when it first came out? ****in awesome.

BossChief 07-22-2010 11:48 AM
Hopefully there is a follow up to this cause this was GOLD

Dayze 07-22-2010 06:11 PM
I waited all day at work to come home and view this

ROFLROFLROFL

Mr. Fax, you have outdone yourself this time.
:D

Dayze 07-22-2010 06:19 PM
there are so many great one liners ...

"...if I wasn't so busy with school, and my new job"...

lmao.

ChiTown 07-22-2010 07:10 PM
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

How did I f ucking miss this?

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Bill Lundberg 07-22-2010 07:27 PM
Holy shit, this is comedy gold. Bravo Mr. Fax

Frankie 07-22-2010 08:23 PM
My only criticism, Mr. FAX, is you shouldn't have filmed this at high noon. More late afternoon shadows would have added to the romantic ambiance of your otherwise masterpiece.

Reerun_KC 07-22-2010 08:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 6893745)
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

How did I f ucking miss this?

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL
Priceless!

FAX 07-22-2010 09:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Frankie (Post 6893895)
My only criticism, Mr. FAX, is you shouldn't have filmed this at high noon. More late afternoon shadows would have added to the romantic ambiance of your otherwise masterpiece.
Your observation fairly reeks of astuteness, Mr. Frankie. Although my attempt was sincere in its effort, at best my desire to present an explicit yet subtle statement revealing the emotional chasm existing between post-modern, cultural passivity and the forces of theologically relevant evil fails to meet the threshold of evocativeness and leaves potentially important aspects of the theme ambiguous and enigmatical. In retrospect, Wendy should have shown her tittahs on camera.

As for a sequel, Mr. BossChief, I can now assure you that one is in development at this time. Unfortunately, budgetary issues have emerged that are delaying the project.

FAX

DaneMcCloud 07-22-2010 09:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FAX (Post 6893969)
Your observation fairly reeks of astuteness, Mr. Frankie. Although my attempt was sincere in its effort, at best my desire to present an explicit yet subtle statement revealing the emotional chasm existing between post-modern, cultural passivity and the forces of theologically relevant evil fails to meet the threshold of evocativeness and leaves potentially important aspects of the theme ambiguous and enigmatical. In retrospect, Wendy should have shown her tittahs on camera.

As for a sequel, Mr. BossChief, I can now assure you that one is in development at this time. Unfortunately, budgetary issues have emerged that are delaying the project.

FAX
This might help.

Use the Red camera. It's 4k.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c38CekaAtfI

Frankie 07-22-2010 09:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FAX (Post 6893969)
Your observation fairly reeks of astuteness, Mr. Frankie. Although my attempt was sincere in its effort, at best my desire to present an explicit yet subtle statement revealing the emotional chasm existing between post-modern, cultural passivity and the forces of theologically relevant evil fails to meet the threshold of evocativeness and leaves potentially important aspects of the theme ambiguous and enigmatical. In retrospect, Wendy should have shown her tittahs on camera.

FAX
Now THIS is gold. I am at the presence of greatness. :clap:

Gonzo 07-22-2010 09:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FAX (Post 6893969)
Your observation fairly reeks of astuteness, Mr. Frankie. Although my attempt was sincere in its effort, at best my desire to present an explicit yet subtle statement revealing the emotional chasm existing between post-modern, cultural passivity and the forces of theologically relevant evil fails to meet the threshold of evocativeness and leaves potentially important aspects of the theme ambiguous and enigmatical. In retrospect, Wendy should have shown her tittahs on camera.

As for a sequel, Mr. BossChief, I can now assure you that one is in development at this time. Unfortunately, budgetary issues have emerged that are delaying the project.

FAX
I have no idea what you just said here but for some reason, I'm aroused after reading it.
Posted via Mobile Device

Pablo 12-31-2010 11:18 AM
Do a sequel, Mr. FAX.

You owe it to the people.

Mr. Laz 12-31-2010 11:39 AM
all the cussing is just so much funnier when heard out loud vs in print. ROFL


well done

Dave Lane 12-31-2010 11:51 AM
Sequel Sequel Sequel Sequel Sequel Sequel Sequel Sequel Sequel Sequel !!!!

The peoples have spoken!

doomy3 12-31-2010 11:52 AM
LMAO

Somehow I just now watched this for the first time.

This may just be FAX's best work ever.

Dayze 12-31-2010 11:52 AM
a sequel involving all the "Cassel haters eat their Crow" woould be a good plot.

InChiefsHeaven 01-04-2011 10:57 AM
JUst watched this again...can't get enough of it. It's total genious!!

CupidStunt 01-04-2011 11:03 AM
WE DEMAND A SEQUEL

NewChief 01-04-2011 11:08 AM
XtraNormal is moving to a pay model for their services, unfortunately.

HemiEd 01-04-2011 11:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by InChiefsHell (Post 7320013)
JUst watched this again...can't get enough of it. It's total genious!!
Time has not spoiled it any. LMAO

Deberg_1990 01-04-2011 11:25 AM
Wow, i somehow managed to miss this last May. Just watched it and about cried from laughing so hard. Great stuff.

Psyko Tek 01-04-2011 11:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chiefspants (Post 6750426)
ROFL, that was awesome!

You know, I remember when I saw Draftabulator for the first time, I thought it said "Drafturbator"
I still do
much better term

patteeu 01-04-2011 12:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 7320070)
Wow, i somehow managed to miss this last May. Just watched it and about cried from laughing so hard. Great stuff.
It's a candidate for all-time most outstanding post on ChiefsPlanet.

DaneMcCloud 01-16-2011 05:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 7306560)
a sequel involving all the "Cassel haters eat their Crow" woould be a good plot.
Uh...

Reerun_KC 01-16-2011 05:43 PM
This is by far the best thing ever posted on CP...

Marcellus 01-16-2011 06:33 PM
LMAO, man I needed that. Great bump, it's been a while.

"You sold me and my little sister our happy meals last week". LMAO

BigMeatballDave 01-16-2011 07:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 7306560)
a sequel involving all the "Cassel haters eat their Crow" woould be a good plot.
Heh...

Farzin 01-16-2011 07:43 PM
ROFL Great video. Xtranormal videos posted on here are hilarious.

bevischief 01-18-2011 07:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CupidStunt (Post 7320034)
WE DEMAND A SEQUEL
How did I miss this...


ROFLROFL

BigRedChief 01-23-2011 10:14 AM
ahhh the memories....

Still pissed I wasn't mentioned.

ChiefGator 08-11-2011 09:38 PM
I sent a link from Chiefsplanet to someone today and they asked what a draftabulator was.. had to pull this back up... too much fun.

MoreLemonPledge 01-08-2012 09:30 PM
Just thought about this the other day. Draft season is fast approaching.

Dayze 01-08-2012 09:32 PM
Still one of the funniest things I have ever seen, on chiefs planet or otherwise.

KCrockaholic 01-08-2012 09:33 PM
Where the **** is part 2? Let's go Mr. FAX.

DaWolf 01-08-2012 09:39 PM
This makes me LMAO EVERY time...

BigRedChief 01-08-2012 09:40 PM
How the **** is this not in the Hall of Classics?

Reerun_KC 01-08-2012 10:22 PM
Still one of the greatest things in the history of CP.

InChiefsHeaven 01-09-2012 06:18 AM
The last reply of the draftabulator is so funny I can't believe it. The whole thing is great, but it's like FAX just had to cram as many colorful insults in at the last minute as possible. Awesome!

KCrockaholic 03-12-2012 08:57 PM
FAX. The greatest.

This should be in the HOF.

MahiMike 03-12-2012 09:27 PM
Needs more cursing.


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