Ding!

I used to love Michelob bottles. great ice-cold beer on a summer day fishing or hanging out.

ITT: A bunch of fat, bald guys with goatees acting like their palates are too refined to drink a Budweiser.

Or just hanging out fishing

A step above the staple:

But... but...... how will I know when it's cold enough to drink?

"here you go Tom; here' sthat Coors light you wanted"

"WAIT! Stop before you toss it and make sure you can see the blue mountains"!

"Whew...thanks for the reminder; close call. (looks at the can). Ok, we're good to go"

Less beer per can.

With new can shapes, and with the cold-sensing stuff in those blue mountains, I wonder if they could make a can shaped like a woman in a bikini, and you know it's cold enough when she nips out. Because I think that would be a big seller.

Marketing guy throws out obvious comment about the obvious and likely gets flamed for completely bizarre reasons...

I wonder how much money I've saved by hating beer.

Sorry dude, my BMI is right on point, no goatee, and yet I still think that Budweiser/Miller/Coors is not good. Though to be fair, I'll drink it if it's free.

Michelob is still sold, but only in bottles. AB-InBev recently discontinued all draft production of Michelob.

I never drank a lot of Michelob, but remember it wasn't bad.

On my 21st bday I stopped at the store & got a 6 pack of Michelob Dark bottles & some steaks for dinner. The bitch checkout lady never carded me.

I have a Coors Light can in my beer fridge that's been in there since they started making those stupid things. I stole it from a friend of mine and leave it in there as my 'thermostat'.

Thank God that can is in there, otherwise I would have no idea if my beer was cold.