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Direckshun 05-05-2013 01:44 PM

Toben Opurum
 
Has the best name on the Kansas City Chiefs.

http://worldonline.media.clients.ell...p/10/TOBEN.jpg

I will be rooting for Toben Opurum to make this roster at LB every goddamn day.

Toben Opurum, I salute you.

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Toben Opurum, folks. Toben Opurum.

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Keep ****ing doubting Toben Opurum.

6'1", 249 lbs. Runs a 4.6. 34.5" vertical. 10'4" broad. Benched 225 lbs 24 times. Team captain.

Not going to kid you, those are actually really good measurables.

You might be asking yourself: does Toben Opurum have a nickname?

Yes. Toben Opurum has a nickname. And Toben Opurum's nickname is “Tobenuchukwu.”

Toben Opurum can also play fullback, and we know this regime loves them some fullbacks.

Read up on Toben Opurum. Because Toben Opurum is a name you want to know.

His name is Toben Opurum.

His name is Toben Opurum.

His name is Toben Opurum.

http://kansan.com/media/2012/09/web_football09-141.jpg

RealSNR 05-05-2013 01:45 PM

Beautiful name. What is that? Backwards Hebrew?

Direckshun 05-05-2013 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9659368)
Beautiful name. What is that? Backwards Hebrew?

Murupo Nebot LMAO

Rain Man 05-05-2013 01:49 PM

Weird. Tobenuchukwu was my nickname growing up, too.

But Jose Gumbs has the best name on the Chiefs. I have to correct you on that.

Titty Meat 05-05-2013 02:06 PM

He was a better RB than LB. KU's coaches are ****ing idiots.

Direckshun 05-05-2013 02:13 PM

Prediction: Toben Opurum will end up on the practice squad.

silver5liter 05-05-2013 02:13 PM

He was a legit rb at Kansas. will be interesting where they play him

TrickyNicky 05-05-2013 02:13 PM

Read through the thread 3 times, made a sandwich, took a nap, and walked the dog.

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Rain Man 05-05-2013 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by TrickyNicky (Post 9659474)
Read through the thread 3 times, made a sandwich, took a nap, and walked the dog.

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It's not just the largest Toben Opurum picture ever posted on Chiefsplanet, it's the largest picture of any kind. If you printed it, you would need a piece of paper larger than Wyoming.

Baby Lee 05-05-2013 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direkshun
His name is Toben Opurum.

How is his public reading of the Scroll of Esther skills?

Baby Lee 05-05-2013 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9659510)
It's not just the largest Toben Opurum picture ever posted on Chiefsplanet, it's the largest picture of any kind. If you printed it, you would need a piece of paper larger than Wyoming.

On the plus side, we know there's a possibility he had a cleft palate as a child. He's undeniably a perspirer.

KCUnited 05-05-2013 02:47 PM

I'll need a bigger pic to determine if true.

Buehler445 05-05-2013 02:50 PM

I really liked him at RB. Radio moved him to LB, and I don't think he did as well. He was a real ****ing thumper as a frosh.

KChiefs1 05-05-2013 02:50 PM

He played football at KU so you know he sucks.

Simply Red 05-05-2013 02:54 PM

Frank Zombo will break your knee caps for this claim!






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