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Hammock Parties 09-16-2014 04:19 PM

Eric Fisher sucked against Denver. Proof inside!
 
On these 20 plays, he is not doing a good job. 20/75 is 27 percent. If your LT is sucking 27 percent of the time, he deserves a poor grade.

Let's go to the tape, homers! Suckage presented in chronological order. Gifs will load in post #2 and #3.

Hammock Parties 09-16-2014 04:19 PM

Run blocking:

Fisher is supposed to cut #97 here but instead he ends up rolling around on the ground like a doofus while his man gets in on the tackle.



Charles actually has a decent hole if Fisher does his job. Instead, 2 yard gain. Utter shit.

http://i.imgur.com/PqRiRmJ.jpg

Fisher gets ****ing body slammed at the point of attack. This is just embarrassing. No hole in the middle, so Knile is forced to bounce outside for a minimal gain.



Fisher is assigned to block #96. He tries to butt block him after completely losing control. One-yard gain.



Look at the hole Knile had if Fisher didn't suck. Instead he is forced to cut back to his right into pursuit.

http://i.imgur.com/1NUlLOg.jpg

This is a touchdown, but only because Knile makes up for a horrible block by Fisher. If Fisher does his job, Knile walks into the end zone. Instead he makes a nice move.



Here comes the mighty Eric Fisher, leading Alex Smith on the QB sweep! Woooo look at him move! Look at him slide into 2nd base perfectly, completely fail to block that LB, and get his QB ****ing creamed. Great job, doofus.



Another play where Fisher has no idea how to control his man. He ends up being tossed aside like a rag doll, too. Two-yard gain. Fisher is lucky he didn't get called for holding.



Look at the still. Fisher is softly caressing the DT from behind. What the ****?

http://i.imgur.com/84pjcAJ.jpg

Another awful play. Fisher is completely dominated by Ware here and Knile is stuffed for a loss. Ends up on the ground again. Bad.



Fisher is shoved three yards into the backfield by Ware. Knile shits his pants and cuts back for a 1/2 yard gain thanks to "superior" blocking by the rest of our group.



Fisher is assigned to block the LB. The LB shoves Fisher out of the way and runs to join the party raping Knile Davis. LOL


Hammock Parties 09-16-2014 04:21 PM

Pass blocking:

This isn't completely awful, but Fisher is still getting pushed straight back into the QB. The LG actually leaves his man to help when he sees Fisher getting dominated. The pressure gives Alex happy feet and he overthrows his receiver by five yards.



No strength to stop the inside rush here at all. Fisher is very lucky he wasn't flagged for holding. Alex gets rid of the ball and it's incomplete. Bad play.



This is a horrible play by the RT and Knile, but Fisher didn't do a good job either. He has absolutely zero control over Ware. If Alex isn't running for his life because of the other pressure, Ware almost certainly gets to Alex.



Fisher picks up the man on the stunt and immediately loses control of him. Alex takes a hit. Fisher eats some grass. Bad, bad, bad.



Fisher gives up the edge to Ware almost immediately. Luckily Alex gets rid of the ball in two seconds. Disaster avoided...but we see you Fisher. We see you.



Ware busts out the spin move. Fisher you spin me baby right round like a record baby right round right round. Alex takes a hit. Thanks Fish.



Fisher allows the edge to Ware again. Bear hug for Alex! Nice job getting rid of it in two seconds though. Brutal.



Ware gets bored with beating Fisher outside and goes inside. Fisher eats some grass. Horrible.



Fisher gives up the edge again. Alex cooly steps up and avoids the pressure. Actually a great play by Alex here. I was shocked.



That's scary. Seriously.

http://i.imgur.com/pyXoQJV.jpg

Boom! Sack! This is what happens when Alex doesn't step up.



Oh jesus, Fisher. Now you're just giving up. This is the exact next play. Alex thinks about retirement.





Total blown plays: 20

Poor blocks on running plays: 9

Pressure allowed: 11
Hits: 5
Sacks: 1 (don't believe that incomplete bullshit)

Flame away!

Pasta Little Brioni 09-16-2014 04:25 PM

When can we expect gifs of Genos gawd awful 50 percent completion rate?

Molitoth 09-16-2014 04:28 PM

Nice breakdown, the dude ****ing sucks.

ModSocks 09-16-2014 04:28 PM

Can you at least put the gifs in spoilers? Holy loading nightmare batman.

And it's not like it matters, your analysis is so slanted that most won't care what you say since you have an inability to be objective.

Molitoth 09-16-2014 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10920999)
When can we expect gifs of Genos gawd awful 50 percent completion rate?

Possibly the Jets board or Geno Thread? GTFO out of here with that shit.

Hammock Parties 09-16-2014 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 10921004)
Can you at least put the gifs in spoilers? Holy loading nightmare batman.

And it's not like it matters, your analysis is so slanted that most won't care what you say since you have an inability to be objective.

I looked at every play. I picked the 20 worst. If I was truly slanted I would have picked another 10.

kcxiv 09-16-2014 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Molitoth (Post 10921005)
Possibly the Jets board or Geno Thread? GTFO out of here with that shit.

Considering GoChiefs has a hardon for Geno, thats a valid post he made. I'd like to see some as well.! IM no fan of Fisher, he ****ing sucks, but i'd like to see some Geno's too!

'Hamas' Jenkins 09-16-2014 04:34 PM

You can't put a slant on that. The tape doesn't lie. Dude got his ass whipped, hence the -4.9 grade.

dirk digler 09-16-2014 04:35 PM

Great job gochiefs. What a waste of a ****ing pick

Hammock Parties 09-16-2014 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 10921014)
You can't put a slant on that. The tape doesn't lie. Dude got his ass whipped, hence the -4.9 grade.

I think the main thing is that he allowed 5 QB hits.

You can't do that. Imagine if every OL gave up 5 QB hits.

Deberg_1990 09-16-2014 04:37 PM

GoTurd, can you break down the tape of Luke Joeckel?

Pasta Little Brioni 09-16-2014 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Molitoth (Post 10921005)
Possibly the Jets board or Geno Thread? GTFO out of here with that shit.

Nope. Point stands as valid.

KCUnited 09-16-2014 04:38 PM

A lot of that looks like shit effort. How do you half ass a cut block?


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