****Official Ocelot Thread****
 

Ocelots are awesome. Feel free to post your opinions, pics, gifs, and thoughts about ocelots. Not limited to just ocelots; all jungle cats are welcome.

Ocelots rule because

They paint
http://www.phoenixzoo.org/images/art...enix%20Zoo.JPG

They like fans
http://kidsblogs.nationalgeographic....lot-zoo-ga.jpg

They won't murder the shit out of you if they have a leash on
http://www.princeton.edu/~wikelski/a...f_estrella.JPG

They enjoy fishing. Wonderful fishing companions.
http://www.oregonzoo.org/sites/defau...rig_ocelot.jpg

Enjoy these fox eared assholes!!

http://gifninja.com/animatedgifs/325...ing-ocelot.gif

Niiiiice, still a pussy...cat

A+ thread. Will read again.

The only reason you like Ocelots is because they originate from West Virginia.

Sauce. Weak.

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LMAO

The WV subspecies has very lethargic eyes, from what studies show.

Pussy is G-R-E-A-T!!

I see what ya did there ROFL

They paint slower, too, freezing up in front of the easel like a KC starting backup facing a blitz.

Ocelots are fox-eared assholes.

I want one.

LMAO I just knew someone was coming in with the Archer clip.

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I like kitties.

I have a bengal cat

I love the smell of cordite. You know, that sulphur smell.

They're usually assholes.

Honey Badger will **** Ocelots world up.

http://www.newlinkinfo.com/newimages...%20Ocelot2.jpg

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Cute little ****ers

Excellent explosion, would want at OLB.
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It moved a little. Is that wrong?

Just like men, only much cuter.

It's official, if you type in "ocelot" into Google, this thread is the very first thing you see.

As long as you also type in "Ponderception."

LMAO

Thats rep all day!:clap:

Typically, most men won't bite the hell out of you and leave your arm in shreds, only to later saunter off.

Typically...

So I'm doing it wrong?

Depend on what she likes.

This thread turned sideways quick

No wonder the Mrs got pissed last night. Praise Jesus for CP!

I am stunded that no major college has chosen the Ocelot as their mascot. Everybody and their ******* neighbor is either a tiger or a wildcat, but an ocelot? Excusssseeee Meeeeeee!

That shit will change one day.

Would be a fantastic expansion team name, IMO. Keeps with the Panthers, Jaguars philosophy.

Ontario Ocelots.

Does Geno Smith have an ocelot?

YES

He should get one.

Just don't attempt to drive with it in the car.

Bad things will happen (supposedly).

About 15 years ago, driving from Corpus to San Antonio, I saw a dead ocelot on the side of the road. I circled back to verify what I had seen because at the time there weren't supposed to be any in Texas. But there definitely had been at least one. Wish I'd seen it alive.

That would have been depressing for a long time.


I'd love to see one in the wild.

I turn to Sorter for my zoological Chiefs Planet needs.

He's the only poster besides myself who called out that one asshole when he thought the animal in the "I haz a bucket NOOOOO they be stealin mah bucket" picture was a walrus. He was all like, "Huhr huhr huhr look you guys it's Andy Reid!"

I lit him up, telling him that the animal in that picture is an elephant seal, and not a walrus. I also called him a stupid dope. But when I had posted it, Sorter had beaten me to the punch.

Ocelots indeed rule. I can't wait until the platypus thread.

The platypus thread will be most excellent. Probably not as good as this thread, but pretty damn good.

Osceola Ocelots

That's ****ing gold, Jerry.

It's really another case of a poor pet for people to keep kinda like the pitbull bullshit. I took a couple male kittens from this lady at work. Cute little ****ers, but they were nuts. Just entertaining as hell, but they tore shit up something fierce, and I won't get cats declawed. Even if there was a fresh box and plenty of food, if I spent the night at my girlfriend's they would **** something up. If the schedule was normal, they were fine. If I went away from the pattern, they were monsters. Not going to tell the whole story, but I stayed out one night. They actually figured out a fairly complicated way to get outside.

I came home, one is gone. I looked all over the neighborhood and went through the house numerous times. Left the way out open to see if he came back, first night, didn't. Went to GF's to stay the next night. Came home the next afternoon. The bedroom door from the back entrance to the apt had been closed. As if on cue, as soon as the the doorknob rattled, guess who came down the hallway. Yep, he came back, and they had completely destroyed two rolls of toilet paper all over the apt. It was like "**** you buddy". Lmao.

They did so much fighting it was hilarious, then they would gas out and lay down together, only to do it again a couple hours later. I had done the two kitten thing before with an ex where she had gotten a brother/sister combo. They were entertaining, but nowhere near the same crazy level. Cats aren't really "pussy" pets.

I ended up having to take them to the farm because I moved and they wouldn't have been allowed, but they were probably best off being outdoors anyway.

This Ocelot stuff may look neat, but I don't think I would touch it.

Wild animals are wild for a reason. Sure I would love to have a Gorilla but it'd kick my ass up and down my house

That's not supposed to happen?

Just the typ.

My Cat;

http://i.imgur.com/fApxT6B.jpg

Farm kitties aren't jungle cats and are invalid for this thread.

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Not really, the point was they most likely would attempt to do damage to people if they were bigger at the time and not happy. The traits of behavior are pretty much the same, let's see you put two of those wild mo-fo's loose in an apartment. It's like a scale model.

Good looking cat.

The Oregon Ocelots sounds a lot better than the Oregon Ducks.

Expensive as shit also.

Is B14ckmon trolling this thread now? JFC.

Only a boxxy creep stalker would interpret me posting a picture of my cat as trolling.

B14ckmon, you've been on super ignore for a few months. I can't and have no desire to read your trolling. All I can see is when you bump this thread.

How big do ocelots get?

Translation: Your wife left you for worshiping an ugly emo girl on youtube.

28-35 inches
24-35lbs.
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That diagram is a fairly large one though.

Look at those little spots! And tufted ears!

I feel like they wrote this song for you.

Phish - Ocelot

Ocelot! Ocelot!
Where have you gone?
Morning is over
and noon slouches on

Your stripes could all fade
in the poisonous day
When you see the sunlight
move out of the way

You prance with the beasts
who parade every night
And silently slouch
through the forest by light
Don’t be the only one left on the block
Come hide in the herd
and float with the flock

Ocelot! Ocelot!
Where are you now?
You never listen to me anyhow
You wandered and ambled
you walked, now you run
Knowing you’ll bake
like a snake in the sun
You prance with the beasts
you parade every night
And silently slouch
through the forest twilight

Don’t be the only one left on the block
Come hide in the heard
and float with the flock

You prance with the beasts
you parade every night
And silently slouch
through the forest twilight

Don’t be the only one left on the block
Come hide in the heard
and float with the flock

Ocelot! Ocelot!
Where have you gone?
(Won’t you come out to play?)
Ocelot! Ocelot!
Where have you gone?
(Won’t you come out to play?)
Ocelot! Ocelot!
Where have you gone?
(Won’t you come out to play?)

Me personally have always wanted a monkey as a pet

you don't get enough shit thrown at you on CP!?!?! :LOL:

ROFL

The baboon in ace Ventura was cool as ****

I like your idea of talking like Tarzan to attract them.

Me also want monkey.

LMAO

Me want monkey! ROFL

I have a concern.

As we all know, Ocelots are fox-eared assholes. Now - what if you took an ocelot and it wasn't fox-eared? Would it then cease to be an asshole?

If so - may I present for the groups consideration, the Margay:

http://www.hsd3.org/HighSchool/Teach...ets/margay.jpg

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly...ju37o1_500.jpg

http://cdn1.arkive.org/media/5E/5EEE...rom-a-tree.jpg

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It also eats grass and appears to have an appropriate amount of batshit crazy to it. It just might not be, and let me stress might not be, an asshole.

I would hate to detract from the noble ocelot, but some of us already live with assholes or have spouses that live with an asshole and are therefore not inclined to add another one. They may want to consider the Margay.

Big Daddy just smiled because there arose a more ignorant pet owner than those of the Pitt Bull...

Yeah, they're a bit friendlier. Still can be assholes though.

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THEY'RE NOT ****ING PETS!:facepalm:

Here's a pretty friendly fellow. Not a margay however.
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Who said they were?