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How big do ocelots get?

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Originally Posted by Ponderception (Post 9556260)

B14ckmon, you've been on super ignore for a few months. I can't and have no desire to read your trolling. All I can see is when you bump this thread.

Translation: Your wife left you for worshiping an ugly emo girl on youtube.

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Originally Posted by dtchiefs4life (Post 9556263)

How big do ocelots get?

28-35 inches
24-35lbs.
http://images.nationalgeographic.com...1273158776.gif

That diagram is a fairly large one though.

Look at those little spots! And tufted ears!

I feel like they wrote this song for you.

Phish - Ocelot

Ocelot! Ocelot!
Where have you gone?
Morning is over
and noon slouches on

Your stripes could all fade
in the poisonous day
When you see the sunlight
move out of the way

You prance with the beasts
who parade every night
And silently slouch
through the forest by light
Don’t be the only one left on the block
Come hide in the herd
and float with the flock

Ocelot! Ocelot!
Where are you now?
You never listen to me anyhow
You wandered and ambled
you walked, now you run
Knowing you’ll bake
like a snake in the sun
You prance with the beasts
you parade every night
And silently slouch
through the forest twilight

Don’t be the only one left on the block
Come hide in the heard
and float with the flock

You prance with the beasts
you parade every night
And silently slouch
through the forest twilight

Don’t be the only one left on the block
Come hide in the heard
and float with the flock

Ocelot! Ocelot!
Where have you gone?
(Won’t you come out to play?)
Ocelot! Ocelot!
Where have you gone?
(Won’t you come out to play?)
Ocelot! Ocelot!
Where have you gone?
(Won’t you come out to play?)

Me personally have always wanted a monkey as a pet

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Originally Posted by dtchiefs4life (Post 9556277)

Me personally have always wanted a monkey as a pet

you don't get enough shit thrown at you on CP!?!?! :LOL:

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Originally Posted by Sfeihc (Post 9556275)

I feel like they wrote this song for you.

Ocelot! Ocelot!
Where have you gone?
(Won’t you come out to play?)
Ocelot! Ocelot!
Where have you gone?
(Won’t you come out to play?)
Ocelot! Ocelot!
Where have you gone?
(Won’t you come out to play?)

ROFL

The baboon in ace Ventura was cool as ****

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Originally Posted by dtchiefs4life (Post 9556277)

Me personally have always wanted a monkey as a pet

I like your idea of talking like Tarzan to attract them.

Me also want monkey.

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9556296)

I like your idea of talking like Tarzan to attract them.

Me also want monkey.

LMAO

Me want monkey! ROFL

I have a concern.

As we all know, Ocelots are fox-eared assholes. Now - what if you took an ocelot and it wasn't fox-eared? Would it then cease to be an asshole?

If so - may I present for the groups consideration, the Margay:

http://www.hsd3.org/HighSchool/Teach...ets/margay.jpg

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly...ju37o1_500.jpg

http://cdn1.arkive.org/media/5E/5EEE...rom-a-tree.jpg

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...2SXFzbX0yDKVQZ

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/kd5fR97oT2o" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

It also eats grass and appears to have an appropriate amount of batshit crazy to it. It just might not be, and let me stress might not be, an asshole.

I would hate to detract from the noble ocelot, but some of us already live with assholes or have spouses that live with an asshole and are therefore not inclined to add another one. They may want to consider the Margay.

Big Daddy just smiled because there arose a more ignorant pet owner than those of the Pitt Bull...