"That which by day is abyss, by night is heaven." - John Morrison, on wrestling

ECW is like bubblegum-flavored mouthwash. It packs more awesomeness into one hour than iMPACT and Raw combined do into four.

Oh, and the Paul E. Dreamer/Little Dracula match was utterly hilarious.

On one hand, I find it strange that the MCMGs are essentially faces now.

On the other, they're extremely over, and as long as they get to be E&C style lovable assholes, it'll be fine.

Until they're buried by the Dudleys at Genesis.

Bobby Heenan was the greatest wrestling announcer.

Holy crap, Moolah's dead. I think I kind of expected her to live forever.

Yes.

Jesse Ventura was pretty good too.

IS TONIGHT THE NIGHT?

Prolly not.

Austin wrecked the crowd with that beer bath.

That opening segment should have been awful, with all the "oooh, we're breaking kayfabe!" stuff, but it turned out to be pretty fun. The run sheet, Boogeyman politely asking if he could join DX, Khali just wandering to the back of the pack without argument.

And Santino, holy crap. It's becoming expected by this point, but he was ****ing amazing. He completely outclassed Austin on the mic.

What a lost opportunity to have the Great Khali bust out some crotch chops. Would there be anything better in the history of televised wrestling than Khali going to town on his man region? I say no.

LET'S GRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAGRHRGHRGHGRHRHRRRGHHGG **** YOU

Bump for the 10th anniversary of the Montreal Screwjob.

I enjoy how Chris Masters got fired...brilliant man there.

CHRIS SCREWED CHRIS

http://www.wwe.com/inside/cenaoncnn/

Hahaha, nice editing CNN. That was about as legit as a Daily Show interview.

Oh, Booker. Why would you do this to yourself?