Traveling to Japan. Any advice would be much appreciated!
 

Hey folks, I'll be traveling to Japan (on business) in August. Not sure how long I'll stay there. Could be a week or maybe a month.

I'm kinda feeling overwhelmed cause I dont know any Japanese.

I'll be staying in Tokyo.

Is it true that most Japanese women find white American guys attractive? Just curious cause I'm single and would like some female company if ya know what I mean (wink wink)

If anyone has been to Japan I would greatly appreciate some advice. Thanks!

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Find out if American women only suck in America or abroad as well. Report back, stat.

Wear a rubber

Do it gangnam style

lol will do but will they even sell my size? From the Japanese porns Ive seen the japanese guys have very tiny dicks. I'm hoping they sell magnums there.

You won't want to come back.

Japanese women are awesome.

They love rock and roll and they love baseball.

Wear some baseball gear.

There are bars in Tokyo where Japanese women go to meet American men. That would probably be a good place for you to hang out. I don't remember any of them, but if you Google you should be able to find them. Otherwise Roppongi is a fun area to hang out. But don't expect to find girls falling all over you around every corner like Southeast Asia.

Depending on how many other foreigners are around, there will be a lot of people, men and women, who will want talk to practice their English. So you have an easy conversation starter at least.

They used to have vending machines where you could buy used women's panties, but I think those make gone.

You could also go to a hostess bar, but expect to drop over a grand and no guarantee of getting anything other than some leg.

Look for KTV (Korean girls in private karaoke booths). I don't know if the have those in Tokyo, but if they do they're basically prostitutes. Korean women are hotter than Japanese anyway.

There are also places you can go where women will strip you down your underwear and tie you up, if you're into that.

And finally some bars have phonebooks where you can literally call up high school girls and try to start up a relationship with them. But basically you need to be their sugar daddy and buy them fancy accessories.

Note: all this is based on over 15 years ago, so things may have changed.

LMAO at the legitimate responses.

get lost in the forest of love

stay away from the eyeball lickers!!!

Eyeball-licking: the fetish that is making Japanese teenagers sick
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandsty...teenagers-sick

Watch out for Godzilla. And radiation.

In some neighborhoods, you can swim to wherever you are going

Tell them you love Trey Hillman.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_zGszhe81Qc...ey+hillman.jpg

Learn how to say "Konichiwa".