Oh no...they ate the meat of a different animal than a cow.

Lock em up.

It all tastes good. But you should know what are eating so you can have seconds.

No one would have complained if it was labeled as "Horse Lasagna". No one would have bought the lasagna either.

1. Hilarious.
2. It isn't the "British spelling." It's just the spelling. Lasagne is the plural of lasagna (one noodle), as in "spaghetti" vs. "spaghetto." Lasagne is correct.
3. They probably didn't think about it, considering you can order horse off the menu in Italy. I went to a very nice restaurant in Milan over the holidays and we had horse. It's good.
4. I am not shocked Tesco was a terrible contributor. That place is evil.
5. The pork halal is ****ed up,
6. With as much meat as we (over) consume, what do people expect? You think you can really have billions of people eating cheap beef 7 days a week in perpetuity?

I just want them to start bringing out the soylent green. It'll solve all of our overpopulation and foodstuff needs!

I've eaten horse - Meh! Like deer, there's no way it'll ever be (as good as) beef or pork (or buffalo), so quit trying to fool people...

Soylent green is made out of people!! It's people!!

Great SNL skit.

Well, a horse is just kind of a long-legged cow anyway, right?

We'd probably saddle and ride cows except our feet would drag on the ground.

Too close to ass for comfort.