I'm sure the Fleshlight has it's patents already. :)

His looks like a can of peanut brittle, only the snake goes IN the can when you open it.

brilliant!!!!:D

Patent a Chiefs playoff victory app... That will be simple to make

Actually I was thinking of an invention called troll away.

First thing first. Sketch idea and mail it via certified mail to yourself, a family member, and your attorney to establish a provable date in which the idea was conceived.


Have the recipients sign for the package, BUT DO NOT OPEN. It must be sealed.


Put your copy in a safe deposit box at a bank. There is a sign in/sign out time and date for when you were there, and that will also prove when you had access to the material.

Good luck. I had an idea that included software patents and finally gave up. I have other ideas that are sitting on the back-burner for now, but I have the dates established with attorney backing.

I like it :D

Actually you could make a dickhead detector but you would have to get someone else to calibrate it for you.

"WHY IS THE NEEDLE ALWAYS PEGGED?!?!!"

I recall commercials quite a while back on History Channel and ESPN from Invention Submission Corporation. I'd guess that would not be a place to contact.

Cake Boss (Baby Lee) seems to have some sound advice. I don't practice in this area but if you have something that is not "I have an idea" and more of a well thought through process then it might be worth following up with an attorney.

Ben wa balls are already patented.

You would be the perfect fit. I wouldn't have to worry about interference from you because there would be no dickhead anywhere around.

I sense you are trying to say something here, but I can't for the life of me figure out what it is.