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What's the craziest thing you'd do for Chiefs Superbowl win? (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=267464)

What's the craziest thing you'd do for Chiefs Superbowl win?

I'd let Rosie O'Donnell bang me with a strap-on.

Well, you just won our own thread.

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Originally Posted by zigbazah (Post 9189071)

I'd let Rosie O'Donnell bang me with a strap-on.

That's not all its cracked up to be... Trust me.

Somehow I suspect that if Rosie asked zigzabah nicely, the Super Bowl thing could be negotiable.

I'd go sky diving. I'm a big pussy when it comes death stunts like roller coasters. I'd go sky diving

Meh, never mind, but I'd really like to see us win a super bowl.
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Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 9189116)

I'd go sky diving. I'm a big pussy when it comes death stunts like roller coasters. I'd go sky diving

Would you wingsuit?

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9189110)

Somehow I suspect that if Rosie asked zigzabah nicely, the Super Bowl thing could be negotiable.

Let's find a way to get this worked out. How much has SOC raised, exactly?

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Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9189122)

Would you wingsuit?

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**** no

If needed... I would take out, with the wife's blessing, a second mortgage on the house to go attend the game.

I'd plug Denise in the ass.

What the heck. I'm going to throw caution to the wind. I'd cut Cassel loose with no strings attached. Top that!

I've bungee jumped. I'd pay to sky dive. But that wing suit shit looks too sketchy to me. How do you get good at that without ending up as salsa on the first try?

I'd be injected with AIDS if I could see the Chiefs win a SB.

Hey. At least I'd die happy instead of disappointed.

I would be nice to Matt Cassel

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 9189151)

I've bungee jumped. I'd pay to sky dive. But that wing suit shit looks too sketchy to me. How do you get good at that without ending up as salsa on the first try?

Cassel will be your instructor. You can fully trust his judgment.

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Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 9189148)

I'd plug Denise in the ass.

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ROFLROFL

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Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 9189160)

Cassel will be your instructor. You can fully trust his judgment.

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 9189151)

I've bungee jumped. I'd pay to sky dive. But that wing suit shit looks too sketchy to me. How do you get good at that without ending up as salsa on the first try?

You just have to trust the process.

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Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 9189148)

I'd plug Denise in the ass.

I'm sorry, but short of murder, this wins the thread

I like to let it happen naturally.

I'd follow the same garbage team and wear the same crappy ketchup and mustard gear for 40 years. Isn't that enough?

I'd drive downtown and slap Curtis right in his fat face

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Originally Posted by zigbazah (Post 9189071)

I'd let Rosie O'Donnell bang me with a strap-on.

I laughed out loud.

I can't even begin to list the things.....

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 9189151)

I've bungee jumped. I'd pay to sky dive. But that wing suit shit looks too sketchy to me. How do you get good at that without ending up as salsa on the first try?

http://articles.businessinsider.com/...t-hospital-bed

Extreme sports legend Jeb Corliss is still in the hospital following a crash while filming for HBO in Cape Town, South Africa back in January. He broke both of his legs after falling 200 feet in his wingsuit, hitting the rocks on the face of Table Mountain.

Corliss recently explained in a Facebook post what happened on that fateful flight. What caused the crash?

He was trying to kick a balloon.

Here's what he had to say (emphasis ours):

I was asked in a base jumping forum what happened. This was my response.

Well the answer is very simple. I was flying too close and messed up :) I was going for a black balloon that was basically laying on the rocks and was going to try and kick it with my foot. In order to do this I had to fly low and flat between boulders. My left foot clipped a boulder that dragged me into a flat ledge that I took at the waist at full speed. If I had not clipped that boulder I might have made it, I might have still impacted. It's very hard to tell from the footage. Everything happens very fast. But when you go for a flight where inches are the difference between making it and not making it, well impact is very possible. I knew this and took the risk and paid the price for pushing way too hard. I take full responsibility for my actions and am just happy I still have legs to do rehab on.

This is not my first time getting hurt and it will not be my last. I push it, always have and always will. One day I will die and I just hope that when I do, it will be doing something I truly love...

Jeb

P.S. I want to thank everyone for their support. 99% of you have been very very nice to me :) For the other 1% I agree with you 100%, I am a total dumb ass :) I am human and humans make mistakes. I am sorry for what ever inconvenience I have caused anyone...

When Dan Harris at ABC News asked Corliss whether or not he'll keep jumping, he simply responded, “that’s so cute, hahaha," from his hospital bed. So, that's that.

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Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9189122)

Would you wingsuit?

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OK, that's pretty crazy....

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 9189151)

I've bungee jumped. I'd pay to sky dive. But that wing suit shit looks too sketchy to me. How do you get good at that without ending up as salsa on the first try?

Vertical Wind Tunnel..

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I would let any number of things happen to me, but that Rosie O'Donnell thing is a non-starter. Sorry all. It's my fault we are not going.

Two chicks at the same time, man.
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Wear Chiefs gear outside of SOC gear.

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Originally Posted by zigbazah (Post 9189071)

I'd let Rosie O'Donnell bang me with a strap-on.

I'd **** animal, mineral, or vegetable...

I'm still thinking..

I would stand in front on Romeo Crennel at a lunch line.

I would do anything.

I would give you my Klondike Bar.

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Originally Posted by zigbazah (Post 9189071)

I'd let Rosie O'Donnell bang me with a strap-on.

Why would Rosie need the strap on?

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Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 9189706)

Why would Rosie need the strap on?

the double penetration is what makes the act so daring

ROFL

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Originally Posted by Argo (Post 9189739)

the double penetration is what makes the act so daring

I would get a Fisty McTat tattoo......on my face.

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Originally Posted by kepp (Post 9189402)

Two chicks at the same time, man.
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do they both get strap ons?

I dreamed last night that the Chiefs won a playoff game. I can't even get a Superbowl win in my dreams. JFC,

Let's start with a drafting a real QB then we can talk... And real leadership...

I'd fist myself. Not sure how that would work though.

id take a nap on sunday afternoon