Anyone want to hire
 

Dingleberry for a job in the KC area? I am getting tired of my current job that and it pays shit. I am currently in college still and work full time.
Thanks!

We don't take kindly to homosexual gigalos round these parts. Peddle your assplay somewhere else.

ill sell sofas for you man

College grad looking to move to KC. Have skills in writing.

Are you an intimidating figure, own a Louisville slugger bat, and good at knocking on doors?

There's a "Sofa Queen" joke here somewhere.

If you work for not shit, I'll hire you.

done

"not shit" is pretty vague....

Lewis Black needs a ballwasher.

Ever jerked off any animals ?

:LOL:
I've never been asked that question in an interview.

How are you in a gladiatorial setting?

My name is maximus, that should be all you need to know