Masturbating Motorist Mortality In Michigan!
 

Mortifying!

The Michigan State Police Department said Tuesday that a man died after rolling his car on the ramp from the Lodge to I-75 was watching pornography while driving.

The accident happened early Sunday morning just after 3:30. Michigan State Police troopers were called to the ramp from the Lodge to southbound I-75 on a one-car accident. The preliminary investigation revealed the driver of the car was watching a movie while behind the wheel, police said on Monday.

The driver was not wearing a seat belt when he lost control and rolled the car. He was partially ejected through the sunroof and died on scene.

On Tuesday, FOX 2 was speaking with Michigan State Police troopers about a different story when MSP revealed the man had been watching pornography and masturbating while driving. MSP also said the 58-year-old man was not wearing pants at the time of the crash.

http://www.fox2detroit.com/news/loca...82584838-story

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That must be a hard stretch of highway.

What's wrong with that? Its what we do up here.

This is becoming an epidemic in MichiQan

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It's a letter of the alphabet.

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Don't bother with these guys they won't tell you the truth. PM Bob Dole to get answers you are looking for.

Lots of people jaQing off and driving in Michigan.

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Hail to the Queen!!

I am Quite impressed with the alliteration though.

If you had worded it this way:

Masturbating Michigan Motorist Mortality

Then every word in your title would begin with "m."

Like this:

Qasturbating Qichigan Qotorist Qortality

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That gave me diarrhea.

Most impressive thing is the Qusturbator ejected through the sunroof.

Kegels folks.

Nice title

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Frequency of just 0.09% in the entire English language.

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