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Paniero 12-19-2014 09:19 PM
Help me become a country person
 
Lived in Texas now for some time. Find country people to be cool. I've bought some guns, but I was in military so no biggie. I'm now drunk and googling shit like Remington 700s and Toyota Tundras.

Where do I start? I'm a good person and find most of my friends are good people that are from a completely different background. I can't stand city people anymore and think their pretentious behavior is pure muppetry.

cdcox 12-19-2014 09:20 PM
One does not simply become a country person.

SPchief 12-19-2014 09:21 PM
You seem nice

lewdog 12-19-2014 09:21 PM
Catch AIDS, **** sheep, gather semen.

Ask Hog Farmer because I could be missing something.

hometeam 12-19-2014 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by cdcox (Post 11203721)
One does not simply become a country person.
This.

Your not a country person and cant become one. You have to grow up that way, or spends years on a ranch.

eDave 12-19-2014 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Paniero (Post 11203710)
I'm from NYC. Lived in Texas now for some time. Find country people to be cool. I've bought some guns, but I was in military so no biggie. I'm now drunk and googling shit like Remington 700s and Toyota Tundras.

Where do I start? I'm a good person and find most of my friends are good people that are from a completely different background. I can't stand city people anymore and think their pretentious behavior is pure muppetry.
For one, toss all sense of musical taste out the window.

Hog's Gone Fishin 12-19-2014 09:22 PM
I'll send you a care package and you can initiate yourself to countrydom.

Paniero 12-19-2014 09:23 PM
Thanks. It may be too late for me, but my children will be raised decent people. I don't think I'm too keen on hunting, as I like animals a lot and would rather hunt terrorist or poachers or criminals (which I do as a a job).

Perineum Ripper 12-19-2014 09:24 PM
Welp..looks like you will be doing shots of hog cum to get you started off right

Hog Farmer will hook you up good I'm sure

Simply Red 12-19-2014 09:25 PM
oh cool, yes - Sept 2005 - very nice - you're already gifted.

keg in kc 12-19-2014 09:26 PM
Well you're drunk, so that's a start. Just look for the worst twangy music you can find and you're basically there. And maybe some chew.

(Do people still do chew?)

Hog's Gone Fishin 12-19-2014 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Paniero (Post 11203733)
Thanks. It may be too late for me, but my children will be raised decent people. I don't think I'm too keen on hunting, as I like animals a lot and would rather hunt terrorist or poachers or criminals (which I do as a a job).
well, if you can shoot any of the above mentioned in the country (outside city limits) that would be a good first step. Have you purchased a cowboy hat and boots ?

TimBone 12-19-2014 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Paniero (Post 11203710)
I'm from NYC. Lived in Texas now for some time. Find country people to be cool. I've bought some guns, but I was in military so no biggie. I'm now drunk and googling shit like Remington 700s and Toyota Tundras.

Where do I start? I'm a good person and find most of my friends are good people that are from a completely different background. I can't stand city people anymore and think their pretentious behavior is pure muppetry.
I'm from Texas, and the real country boys are gonna laugh if you buy a Toyota. They like their American made trucks. I know from experience because my entire family gives me shut when I visit home in the Tundra.

hometeam 12-19-2014 09:27 PM
Thats because Toyotas suck as trucks, comparably.

lewdog 12-19-2014 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 11203744)

(Do people still do chew?)
Hold on, let me call my friend Tony Gwynn.


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