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gblowfish 10-10-2013 11:14 AM

Possibly the Worst Guitar Solo Ever Publicly Performed?
 
Some music club in Chicago. After a decent harmonica riff, some douche with a 30 foot long guitar chord cranks out a Nigel Tufnel influenced guitar solo -at the :45 sec mark.

Not only is this one of the most fetid, tone deaf solos ever, how can you **** up a solo in a standard blues shuffle? Jesus man, scales are your friend....

Also, notice the stunned silence in the audience after his solo. And the body language of his fellow band mates who would prefer to be shot dead than to perform with this guy. Priceless!

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Demonpenz 10-10-2013 05:23 PM

that's the video they will show during his intervention.

siberian khatru 10-10-2013 05:39 PM

Are we sure that's not something like this?

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DJ's left nut 10-10-2013 05:40 PM

Sounds like Marty McFly losing his shit during Johnny B Good...

LiveSteam 10-10-2013 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 10070861)
Sounds like Marty McFly losing his shit during Johnny B Good...

LMAO It most certainly does

Brock 10-10-2013 05:54 PM

I love how he rolls up his sleeves before proceeding to shit the bed.

Frazod 10-10-2013 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Brock (Post 10070931)
I love how he rolls up his sleeves before proceeding to shit the bed.

Is listening to this worth the risk of it getting stuck in my head?

I'm thinking..... NO. :harumph:

DJ's left nut 10-10-2013 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 10070975)
Is listening to this worth the risk of it getting stuck in my head?

I'm thinking..... NO. :harumph:

Can't happen.

It would be like getting a cat stuck in a blender in your head - there's just not enough rhythm to wedge itself in there.

Gravedigger 10-10-2013 06:15 PM

This had to be:

A. The bandmate saying "F You All!" Just shredding because he wanted to embarass the band, maybe even the lead singer because he goes right up to her and pretends to kiss her or share lyrics or something and she pushes him away.

B. He actually thinks he's a guitar player.

Even if this guy was a stand in, how the hell do you go on stage with him not knowing what he's going to do. Why didn't they cut his feed five seconds into it when it was clear how obnoxious he was being? If one of my bandmates did that back in college the other four of us would've kicked him out right then and there and spent the rest of the night apologizing to crowd for his dipshittery.

Demonpenz 10-10-2013 09:17 PM

I think it might be fake. He isn't even hitting the wrong notes clean.

Frazod 10-10-2013 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 10070982)
Can't happen.

It would be like getting a cat stuck in a blender in your head - there's just not enough rhythm to wedge itself in there.

Perhaps, but also, I just don't like listening to suck.

salame 10-10-2013 09:21 PM

does he hit up the whammy bar?

Fat Elvis 10-10-2013 09:38 PM

I don't play the guitar. In fact, I don't play any instrument. But periodically I have this dream where a band will ask me to get up on stage with them. It sounds bad, but not quite that bad.

cosmo20002 10-10-2013 09:49 PM

That's nothing. You can see worse at Guitar Center on a daily basis.

/Dane

Sweet Daddy Hate 10-10-2013 09:58 PM

Are you kidding me? That was Greg Ghin-a-riffic!


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