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wazu 07-21-2012 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 8757396)
Leave my hometown OUTTA this. Assholes!

Good call. Wouldn't want it to be associated with anything that isn't crystal meth.

L.A. Chieffan 07-21-2012 09:46 AM

unmoved. long live king pioli!

notorious 07-21-2012 09:48 AM

This, along with Afcasselstan, are brilliant.

Hammock Parties 07-21-2012 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by L.A.Chieffan (Post 8757430)
unmoved. long live king pioli!

http://i.imgur.com/eKh1z.gif

Titty Meat 07-21-2012 09:51 AM

Someone post a mitt Romney video so this will get moved to d.c.

L.A. Chieffan 07-21-2012 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Toad King (Post 8757436)

that movie sucked

Hammock Parties 07-21-2012 10:22 AM

Oh, and since some fool loyal to the crown will inevitably come around and defend Cassel based on his play against 8-8 teams (5-7):

2008: 1-1
2009: 1-2 (Jamaal Charles goes HAM against Denver)
2010: 1-2 (200 yards rushing + Dwayne Bowe beast mode + 18 pass attempts)
2011: 2-2 (includes win over Kyle Boller, Monday Night Miracle, and home loss to Tim Tebow)

Further information: Cassel's 4th quarter comebacks are a complete joke. Only two of these are legitimate - vs Pit and Indy.

http://www.pro-football-reference.co...layer=CassMa00

Another shitty stat: Cassel is 15-15 in home starts (.500), and has 10 wins at home as Chiefs quarterback in THREE ****ING YEARS.

He has a losing record at home as our quarterback. (10-12)

loochy 07-21-2012 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by |Zach| (Post 8757275)
Holy shit you have no life.

maybe, but it was still awesome

Hammock Parties 07-21-2012 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 8757512)
maybe, but it was still awesome

It took me about seven hours to compile and format all the information, plus epic photoshop. Well worth it, and Zach is a fat bitch and suspected Cassel Apologist/Patriot Way Sympathizer.

rico 07-21-2012 10:35 AM

Signed. This is awesome.

wazu 07-21-2012 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Toad King (Post 8757518)
It took me about seven hours to compile and format all the information, plus epic photoshop. Well worth it, and Zach is a fat bitch and suspected Cassel Apologist/Patriot Way Sympathizer.

That seven hours will save me hundreds of hours this fall trying to articulate just how worthless Cassel is, and why Pioli should be fired if the Chiefs fail to win a playoff game this year and finish the season with Matt still at QB.

Thank you.

RealSNR 07-21-2012 11:01 AM

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RealSNR 07-21-2012 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toad King (Post 8757518)
It took me about seven hours to compile and format all the information, plus epic photoshop. Well worth it, and Zach is a fat bitch and suspected Cassel Apologist/Patriot Way Sympathizer.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7...1l45o3_250.gif

Hammock Parties 07-21-2012 11:23 AM

This is the least I could do after I wrote all that bullshit about Cassel during the 2009 offseason.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Deceived
Here's what I think about Cassel vs Green.

Accuracy: Edge Cassel

http://gifsoup.com/view7/3330192/mel...reserved-o.gif

Molitoth 07-21-2012 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Toad King (Post 5939636)
Matt Cassel will have a more successful Chiefs career than Trent Green.

You heard it here first.

yeah dude, this one is a killer.


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