Merrifield should DH
Terrance Gore should DH
Ned Yost should DH

I wouldn't be surprised to see these losers set records this year for offensive futility.

Bats taking a dump again

Cable Dahmer guy looks pretty sleazy

Shit almost a bomb!

Man good thing we can get shitty Paulo bats and keep Whit on the bench

Another foot and Esky had a homer.

Bad offense is bad.

Wasting a leadoff double. We can't even have good at bats.

Dear lord this offense is pathetic. I'd rather have TPJ batting instead of most the lineup

This shit is brutal to watch

My god this offense is atrocious.

He isn't. I bought 2 cars from them. BTW leadoff double? Try and score him? Not a chance.

there is no excuse for Orlando's AB. First pitch, pulled ground ball to left side of field that has zero chance of advancing esky.

Really dumb baseball.

Wow and Orlando with great D too!