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Rain Man 03-22-2009 12:15 AM

Alternate Reality Game 1: Chiefs
 
The original post is below in blue, but let's summarize it here based on the past few years.

1. If you're a new player, start with the current Chiefs roster. If you've been playing for a while you'll have your own evolved roster.

2. You can add any free agent that the Chiefs add.

3. You lose any free agent that the Chiefs lose, but only if they were on the Chiefs' roster when you began playing.

4. You can accept or reject any trade the Chiefs make as long as any Chiefs player involved is currently on your roster.

5. You do not get players that the Chiefs draft. You draft your own players, using the same draft picks that the Chiefs have.

6. You can trade down ONE time before the draft or after the draft. If you trade down before the draft, you get up to full value for your pick according to this chart: https://www.drafttek.com/NFL-Trade-V...-Rich-Hill.asp. (Note: this chart was updated in 2022.) If you trade down after the draft, the value of the picks you trade must be discounted by at least 35 percent. Any trade down must involve only the picks of one NFL team, and you cannot receive more than two picks more than you give up. (In other words, if you trade away one draft pick you cannot pick up more than three in return.) The other team's picks also must be picks that they held prior to the opening of the draft.

6. You can trade up ONE time before the draft or after the draft. If you trade up before the draft, you get up to full value for your pick according to this chart: http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...t-trade-chart/. If you trade up after the draft, the value of the picks you trade must be discounted by at least 15 percent. Any trade up must involve only the picks of one NFL team. The other team's picks also must be picks that they held prior to the opening of the draft.

7. By the beginning of the season, you must reduce your total roster to include only 53 players.



Original post: You can ignore this now.


Spoiler!

Added Rules and Reminders:

1. Remember that you can draft undrafted rookies, so you don't have to select only guys who were drafted.

2. Anyone can change their rookie draft selections at any time, UNTIL we reach ten days before training camp. At that point, all picks will be locked in.

3. Each team can do ONE trade of draft picks if they like, using this chart:http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...t-trade-chart/. However, if you're trading up, you have to pay 15 percent more than the stated value of the picks you're obtaining. If you're trading down, your pick's value will be discounted by 35 percent.

For example, if you want to trade up from the 20th pick in the 1st to the 10th pick, you can see from the chart that the 20th pick is worth 850 points. The 10th pick is normally 1,300 points, but by paying 15 percent more, it will cost you 1.15*1,300, or 1,495 points.

For example, if you want to trade down from the 20th pick in the 1st and pick up the 10th pick in the 2nd, your 20th pick would normally be worth 850 points, but in this game it will be worth 553 points. The 10th pick in the 2nd is worth 480 points, so you can get 73 points back from the other team.

You can do only ONE draft-pick trade up and ONE draft-pick trade down, and in each case you can only trade with one other team for their own picks. (In other words, you couldn't take the 73 points in the above example from a third team.)

Hammock Parties 03-22-2009 12:18 AM

Chiefsplanet is way too lazy for this to work.

bdeg 03-22-2009 12:33 AM

Scranton Paper Salesmen and Saleswomen

We don't discriminate here. I don't see gender.

Rain Man 03-22-2009 12:39 AM

I will claim the city of Duluth, and my team will be the Duluth Normans (borrowing a page from the Vikings' handbook).


(I should have been the Lansing Knights. That has a cool ring to it.)

unothadeal 03-22-2009 12:43 AM

The Worcester Sauce

Rain Man 03-22-2009 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5600570)
Chiefsplanet is way too lazy for this to work.

I bet you said the same thing to the Wright brothers when they invented the in-flight movie, and the Mexican druglords when they presented their plan to control northern Mexico.

Crush 03-22-2009 01:50 AM

I shall claim the city of Hartford and the franchise will be the Hartford Manticores.


A brief preview of my team's mascot:

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/787...thoffb1607.jpg

Chiefs=Champions 03-22-2009 01:53 AM

The Fort Wayne Dancers... Yer we have dancers at Fort Wayne.

Sweet Daddy Hate 03-22-2009 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5600570)
Chiefsplanet is way too lazy for this to work.

This. They wanted me to take part in the draft poole this year, but I've spent more time watching QB film this year than I ever wanted to, and that was taxing enough.

If however we started a Top Twenty overall "Bust Poole" for immediate starters to their respective teams that was accounted for at the end of the season, I'd ride THAT gravy train all the way to millions in casino cash.

Bank It!( and I would )

Sweet Daddy Hate 03-22-2009 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crush (Post 5600599)
I shall claim the city of Hartford and the franchise will be the Hartford Manticores.


A brief preview of my team's mascot:

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/787...thoffb1607.jpg

ROFL "Come on down to the stadium boys and girls, receive a free mini helmet, and meet our mascot "Splicy", the genetically spliced Manticore"!

Ultra Peanut 03-22-2009 02:29 AM

Memphis Jackals

http://j.photos.cx/Logo-056.png

Ultra Peanut 03-22-2009 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by unothadeal (Post 5600581)
The Worcester Sauce

hell2daYES

Sweet Daddy Hate 03-22-2009 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ultra Peanut (Post 5600610)

HELL YEAH!( most people don't know Memphis was an Egyptian City )

Kyle DeLexus 03-22-2009 02:46 AM

I claim the Reno Sheriff Department

Sweet Daddy Hate 03-22-2009 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MWagg72 (Post 5600614)
I claim the Reno Sheriff Department

Winner. If it gets 'em off the air and on to a football field instead, I'll bank roll your team.

Otter 03-22-2009 03:50 AM

Harrisburg, PA Beer Farts

Sweet Daddy Hate 03-22-2009 03:52 AM

Aspen Ass Pirates

Sweet Daddy Hate 03-22-2009 03:55 AM

Wichita Wankers.

Sweet Daddy Hate 03-22-2009 03:56 AM

Tulsa Turd Whackers.

Sweet Daddy Hate 03-22-2009 04:00 AM

The Oklahoma City 'Who Gives A ****'?

Sweet Daddy Hate 03-22-2009 04:04 AM

The Vail Gloryholers, featuring your head coach; FailAss! LMAO

mikey23545 03-22-2009 05:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5600570)
Chiefsplanet is way too lazy for this to work.

Some of us actually work our asses off to make a living...

Nothing you would understand from the perspective of your parent's basement.

Otter 03-22-2009 07:26 AM

This will be my team image. I've tried to light many farts without success. All I did was blow out the match or lighter. I know it can be done however, my old frat brother Yak burt off his dinkleberrys and I was there to smell the aftermath.

Burnt hair and fart gas is not a pretty smell. If your out there Yak, this ones for you.

EDIT: Notice how Yak was a wallet guy (the right pocket) I warned him how this may develop into back problems to no avail.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2135/...756d7c.jpg?v=0

wazu 03-22-2009 07:55 AM

Count me in...
 
My team will be called:

Fresno Refugees

http://www.yourprops.com/norm-484adf...he+(1984).jpeg

wazu 03-22-2009 08:05 AM

One question Rainman -

In Step #3, am I allowed to keep players the Chiefs drafted, even if I didn't pick them myself? For instance - say I draft Matt Stafford, but the Chiefs actually draft Aaron Curry, do I get to keep Aaron Curry this year?

(I'm assuming no, but didn't see this spelled out.)

Ultra Peanut 03-22-2009 08:13 AM

Here's a suggestion:

Syracuse Banana

Quote:

Originally Posted by MWagg72 (Post 5600614)
I claim the Reno Sheriff Department

GO DANGLES!

patteeu 03-22-2009 08:43 AM

I'll be the Knoxville Nukes. Our home stadium, The Silo, will be just outside of the Oak Ridge National Laboratory.

bdeg 03-22-2009 09:32 AM

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Changing team name to........




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bdeg 03-22-2009 09:35 AM

It's kind of like a company basketball team, but they kick ass and stomp fools. Darryl Philbin should fit right in in the NFL, just read he got 3 felonies after getting stopped with meth and x while high on coke and bud. It's true.

I thought about going with the Scranton Paper-Packers, and may still switch to that. Obviously the original name-length was a joke.

Sully 03-22-2009 09:42 AM

The Honolulu craters

cdcox 03-22-2009 09:48 AM

Alaska (Anchorage) Watchmen

banyon 03-22-2009 09:52 AM

The Cheyenne Buckshot Cheneys is my team.

cdcox 03-22-2009 09:56 AM

Out of curiosity, banyon, what was the name of your team going to be?

I saw this last night and couldn't decide between several cities/teams. I got up this morning and most that I were considering, including the Worcester Sauce, were taken.

Ultra Peanut 03-22-2009 09:58 AM

CD:

Syracuse Banana. You know it's awesome.

ArrowheadHawk 03-22-2009 09:58 AM

Winston-Salem Warlocks

cdcox 03-22-2009 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ultra Peanut (Post 5600837)
CD:

Syracuse Banana. You know it's awesome.

I'm not getting it. But I'm dense sometimes.

Ebolapox 03-22-2009 10:13 AM

Los Angeles Dodgers of Anaheim?

banyon 03-22-2009 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cdcox (Post 5600834)
Out of curiosity, banyon, what was the name of your team going to be?

I saw this last night and couldn't decide between several cities/teams. I got up this morning and most that I were considering, including the Worcester Sauce, were taken.

It was going to be the Anchorage Helicopter Wolf Snipers. :)

ArrowheadHawk 03-22-2009 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cdcox (Post 5600846)
I'm not getting it. But I'm dense sometimes.

Syracuse already has the Orange, so why not the Banana.

Ultra Peanut 03-22-2009 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArrowheadHawk (Post 5600865)
Syracuse already has the Orange, so why not the Banana.

http://j.photos.cx/doggiehi5-87c.jpg

Their long history includes a stint known as the Bananamen.

DeezNutz 03-22-2009 10:25 AM

The Courvoisier. My team hails from El Paso.

El Paso The Courvoisier.

Ultra Peanut 03-22-2009 10:28 AM

The NFL should totally move and rebrand teams, because these names rule.

Flying Dutchmen, anyone?

Ebolapox 03-22-2009 10:35 AM

ya know, **** it. I'm laying claim to the springfield (missouri) cashew chickens.

cdcox 03-22-2009 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by H5N1 (Post 5600896)
ya know, **** it. I'm laying claim to the springfield (missouri) cashew chickens.

If I took Springfield, I was debating between your name and the Springfield Gathering.

cdcox 03-22-2009 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by banyon (Post 5600863)
It was going to be the Anchorage Helicopter Wolf Snipers. :)

Nice. I toyed with that theme, but couldn't come up with a snappy one or two word team name (which I prefer) for that idea. Also toyed with "Bridge to Nowhere".

cdcox 03-22-2009 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArrowheadHawk (Post 5600865)
Syracuse already has the Orange, so why not the Banana.

I told you that I am dense.

banyon 03-22-2009 11:49 AM

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Got my team helmet:

bdeg 03-22-2009 12:19 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by cdcox (Post 5600995)
Nice. I toyed with that theme, but couldn't come up with a snappy one or two word team name (which I prefer) for that idea. Also toyed with "Bridge to Nowhere".

Damn, now I can't decide!

I may conform and go with:



Drum roll......

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wazu 03-22-2009 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by banyon (Post 5601001)
Got my team helmet:

Very nice! Did you photoshop that or was there something online that you used?

KcFanInGA 03-22-2009 01:43 PM

Damn, I havent even played fantasy football yet. I need to get with it.

Rain Man 03-22-2009 02:31 PM

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We have 16 franchises so far. Room for more, especially in the underserved Florida and Texas markets.

Kyle DeLexus 03-22-2009 02:38 PM

Hopefully someone steps in and becomes the Flint Tropics and the Louisville Sluggers

patteeu 03-22-2009 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 5600723)
I'll be the Knoxville Nukes. Our home stadium, The Silo, will be just outside of the Oak Ridge National Laboratory.

Having realized that there are KU and K-State grads out there who will no doubt confuse our stadium with a grain storage facility if we continue to call it The Silo, the Knoxville Nukes have decided to rename our stadium The Metropolitan Income-generating Recreational Venue, aka The MIRV.

Kyle DeLexus 03-22-2009 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MWagg72 (Post 5600614)
I claim the Reno Sheriff Department

This just in, at a press conference in the Sheriff Department's facilities in Reno, Lieutenant Jim Dangle was named the new Head Coach and a lesser announcement was made when Terry was named Directer of Cheerleading Personnel. I'm not any good with photoshop or I'd make a logo, get over it.

Bowser 03-22-2009 03:45 PM

The Las Vegas Hitmen

Yougottaproblemwiththatfriend?

doomy3 03-22-2009 03:50 PM

I'll be the Little Rock Reapers

KCChiefsMan 03-22-2009 03:54 PM

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Okay, I will participate. This sounds fun.

I choose the city of Billings, Montana.

Team name: SNAKE FILET'S

LOGO:

banyon 03-22-2009 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adam (Post 5601036)
Very nice! Did you photoshop that or was there something online that you used?

It was a lousy attempt with MS paint.

wazu 03-22-2009 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by banyon (Post 5602355)
It was a lousy attempt with MS paint.

Oh. Well I meant to say it sucked, then.

Otter 03-22-2009 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by banyon (Post 5601001)
Got my team helmet:

I'm so breaking out Photoshop after work tomorrow and placing the fart lighting attempt on there. You sir, are a trailblazer.

chiefscafan 03-22-2009 11:44 PM

Ok I'll take los angeles

The Los Angeles Cobras

Kyle DeLexus 03-22-2009 11:48 PM

Purple Cobras? *clap* *clap* SSSSSSSS

Couldn't do the knee thing

chiefscafan 03-22-2009 11:52 PM

Sure purple cobras though I'm kind of confused how this works?

Kyle DeLexus 03-22-2009 11:56 PM

Basically it's as if you take over as GM for the Chiefs. Draft who you want and put who you want(out of who is available) on your roster then keep it going. Then I guess there will be some kind of elimination process to narrow it down to who the planet believes built the best roster.

88TG88 03-22-2009 11:57 PM

You added Oxnard, but you didn't add Compton.

:harumph::harumph:

Sweet Daddy Hate 03-22-2009 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MWagg72 (Post 5603170)
Purple Cobras? *clap* *clap* SSSSSSSS

Couldn't do the knee thing

ROFL That's exactly what I was thinking.

chiefscafan 03-23-2009 12:00 AM

Actually after the old arena team I love the symbol I
If I figure how to post it I will.

Kyle DeLexus 03-23-2009 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth CarlSatan (Post 5603194)
ROFL That's exactly what I was thinking.

lol I did just watch it today, so it was in my head already.

Sweet Daddy Hate 03-23-2009 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MWagg72 (Post 5603198)
lol I did just watch it today, so it was in my head already.

I find it somewhat fitting that Stiller excels more in "Douchiest Douche" than any other kind of comedy.

Kyle DeLexus 03-23-2009 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth CarlSatan (Post 5603217)
I find it somewhat fitting that Stiller excels more in "Douchiest Douche" than any other kind of comedy.

WHAT?!?! You didn't like Something about Mary and Meet the Parents? ROFL

bdeg 03-23-2009 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth CarlSatan (Post 5603217)
I find it somewhat fitting that Stiller excels more in "Douchiest Douche" than any other kind of comedy.

He makes a pretty good dumb clumsy victim, too. Ex. Meet the Parents

Kyle DeLexus 03-23-2009 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdeg (Post 5603224)
He makes a pretty good dumb clumsy victim, too. Ex. Meet the Parents

Honestly, in the world of comedy, the man can do it all.

Sweet Daddy Hate 03-23-2009 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MWagg72 (Post 5603223)
WHAT?!?! You didn't like Something about Mary and Meet the Parents? ROFL

I had a girlfriend who made me watch it. Suffice it to say, a man will sometimes endure many things for some quality romp-time.

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdeg (Post 5603224)
He makes a pretty good dumb clumsy victim, too. Ex. Meet the Parents

I got NO beef with De Niro; he can make even the biggest pile of shit watchable.

bdeg 03-23-2009 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MWagg72 (Post 5603227)
Honestly, in the world of comedy, the man can do it all.

He's as versatile as "Blue Steel"

Kyle DeLexus 03-23-2009 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdeg (Post 5603231)
He's as versatile as "Blue Steel"

Look at these two hot chickens.
Finkel wants some dinkle. Give it to me.
Come on. Do it.
Lay it on, right here. Do it. Do it.

Old Dog 03-23-2009 07:21 AM

San Antonio Scorpions

The Franchise 03-23-2009 09:30 AM

Sioux Falls Slackers

speak24 03-23-2009 10:18 AM

Omaha streakers

chiefscafan 03-23-2009 08:48 PM

Um where did rainman go?

banyon 03-23-2009 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiefscafan (Post 5605533)
Um where did rainman go?

He's putting all of this on a really, really big spreadsheet.


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