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Kyle DeLexus 09-28-2011 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by H5N1 (Post 7951885)
'famous' joke thieves:

dane cook
carlos mencia
jay leno

yep.
Denis Leary basically ripped off the I'm an Asshole stuff he does from Louis C.K.

I guess not exactly ripped it off, but Louis went on right before Denis and Denis liked the bit so much he ran with it during his set....then made a song and pretty much a successful career out of it and Louis stopped doing that bit since someone else used it.

Ebolapox 09-29-2011 06:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Kyle DeLexus (Post 7951981)
Denis Leary basically ripped off the I'm an Asshole stuff he does from Louis C.K.

I guess not exactly ripped it off, but Louis went on right before Denis and Denis liked the bit so much he ran with it during his set....then made a song and pretty much a successful career out of it and Louis stopped doing that bit since someone else used it.
hadn't heard that one, but I was aware that he'd stolen a LOT from bill hicks. are you sure you aren't thinking about his thievery from hicks?

Goldmember 09-29-2011 07:01 AM
Why does he keep making jokes about a Midwestern NFL team that most people in this country could give a damn about? LA is the joke of the NFL; second largest city in America doesn't even have ONE team.

notorious 09-29-2011 07:04 AM
I thought it was worth a small chuckle.



Why does Leno even acknowledge our shitty franchise? Because Cassel really is that horrific.

HemiEd 09-29-2011 09:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Farzin (Post 7951604)
"Despite having broken ribs, QB Tony Romo led his Dallas Cowboys to victory Monday night, it's pretty amazing. Second game in a row."

[Crowd applause]

"Tony Romo led his team to victory despite having cracked ribs. In a related story today the Kansas City Chiefs coach took his QB, Matt Cassel, out and broke his ribs."
Yeah, I caught that last night. Too bad Leno didn't know that Cassel does have a rib problem, not enough of them.

TEX 09-29-2011 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted by notorious (Post 7952159)
I thought it was worth a small chuckle.



Why does Leno even acknowledge our shitty franchise? Because Cassel really is that horrific.
You got that right. We're a league-wide joke. I was watching Inside the NFL and they were showing the Chiefs / Chargers highlights and the Charger players were mocking Cassel as he was on the sidelines before the last drive and saying, "Hey Cassel, we need a turnover." The rest is history...

lcarus 09-29-2011 09:05 AM
We're the butt of late night jokes now. Awesome.

gblowfish 09-29-2011 09:41 AM
Jay Leno can kiss Conan's dick.

lcarus 09-29-2011 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 7952422)
Jay Leno can kiss Conan's dick.
Hell I don't even care for Conan most of the time. He's better than Letterman or Leno or any of the other late night goons, but I still don't make it a point to ever watch his show.

4th and Long 09-29-2011 10:04 AM
I miss Johnny.

http://timvp.com/carson19.jpg

alpha_omega 09-29-2011 10:09 AM
Hard to believe that anybody still watches either Leno or Letterman with all the other choices available on the late night tube.

That being said....i laughed when i read it.

tecumseh 09-29-2011 10:31 AM
There's better NFL material this season. How 'bout those Vikings?

Kyle DeLexus 09-29-2011 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted by H5N1 (Post 7952149)
hadn't heard that one, but I was aware that he'd stolen a LOT from bill hicks. are you sure you aren't thinking about his thievery from hicks?
Nope, that's straight from Louie when he was on Opie and Anthony.

Can't figure out how to embed anymore.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwhxqnCyoGo

mlyonsd 09-29-2011 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by 4th and Long (Post 7952475)
Best EVER.

Okie_Apparition 09-29-2011 10:59 AM
For those familiar with the Squidbillies. There's a contest for a slogan to put on Early's cap...


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