2013 Douche of the Year Poll - Round 1 - The Tom Cash Region
 

Here we go. A couple of changes from last time - first, all votes will be private, and second, there will only be three rounds. Hopefully this will alleviate some of the butthurt from last year. And if it doesn't, you can kiss my famously fat ass.

Field of 15 - Top 4 advance to the Douchy Not-So-Sweet 16. Vote for as many douches as you'd like.

The poll will close in 24 hours.

Let's get it on! :rockon:

ADVANCING TO ROUND TWO:
Bl4ckmon
Alex Smith Fan
Comrade Crapski
cosmo20002

The Salty 16 lol

^^One of my all-time favorite GIFs^^

I duno why, but I love it. I think Jazzy's straight face gets me...

Well, I can see ChiefsandO'sdouche didn't waste any time getting his vote in.

That was me

LMAO

I didn't vote for you.

I voted for SNR.

Blackmon would take too much pride if he won this.

Can't have that...

That does it, I am totally egging your house tonight.

Where's the obligatory Gaz option?

Gaz can go jump off the top of the AIDS tree into a bucket of antifreeze.

Agreed, I didn't vote for him. I don't want someone who will relish the role to win it all, I'd rather see someone with some butt-hurt going on over it.

I think he already dove cock first into an HIV thorn bush

So he's such a big douche people don't want him to win the biggest douche award? That's a pretty god damn big douche!

I would like to apologize to who I voted for.

Pretty much.

Her douchness goes without saying. No need to waste a vote on her.

Give it to someone who doesn't know they are a douche...

Like a surprise douche party? A douche ambush? A douche awakening? A douche intervention?

Bl4ckmon is pwning this shit.

Group of Death?...

More like Group of Douche!!

That sucks. Im still taking wickedson for the win

I haven't paid much attention to this, but it's hilarious to me that Tom Cash is still the poster child for CP douchiness.

Two questions:

1. Are we banning the "winner" again this year?
2. Who won last year?

So Blackmon is like the #1 overall seed in the douche bracket that everyone wants to lose because they're such a favorite? Vegas is giving 500 to 1 odds that Blackmon doesn't win...

1. That's up to you guys.
2. KCChiefsfan50/50

Also, do you want to sticky this?

Amnorix was nominated? Guy's like the anti-douche.

So he's like a bad yeast infection? That's not very nice to say.

All Pats fans are douchebags by default.

Eh, if it has a problem staying on the front page, we can sticky it, but my guess is it'll have staying power just fine.

As for the ban, what did we do last year? If it was like a month temp ban, that seems suitable. Though I'm usually the anti-ban guy, chances are if you manage to win a contest like this, you've been pretty damn obnoxious and aren't adding much value to the site.

A month?

Yeah. Go Blackmon!

The bleedinghearts and douchebags formed an odd alliance and whined about banning the winner so much that the moderators decided not to do it. And even though it wasn't even my idea in the first place, I sort of got left twisting in the wind over it.

So if you guys choose to do it, I would simply ask that you stick by your guns this time.

So vote for as many as you want or are there rules for that? OP did shitty job laying this out, douche.

Top four vote getters advance to the next round, douche! How hard is that?

In the event of a tie, the Douchemaster General determines who advances. It can either be a random coin toss or simply whoever I dislike the most.

I'm like the Douchy President of the Senate.

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Seems like I was more against the ban last time, but I dunno. I wouldn't be opposed to it as long as it was temporary.

Bug me in a week or so if you don't hear anything. We've got a number of meta discussions going right now, so I'll hold off on bringing it up for discussion for now.

Looks like bl4kmon is doing something his Jagoffs aren't too familiar with, winning. Oh wait, KC is drafting in front of them, **** me.:doh!::shake::facepalm:

Seriously, I want no part of the decision. At all. I'm just running the poll.

You were born to be Douchemaster General. Your parents were Mrs. Vinegar and Mr. Water.

Missed it. Yikes!

No vote, Bugnasty.

Huge douche filled region though. I say winner comes from the Tom Cash region this year.

Yeah, pretty much. LMAO

Can't forget about good ol Uncle Massengil

Damn, I guess people really don't like Bl4ckmon LMAO

Lol, I guess. He's just the douche flavor of the month.

Alex Smith fan getting into the Semi's is a travesty if it happens. You need to have a much bigger volume of douche to make it past R1.

I voted Comrade Crapski. That dude is douche personified.

B14ckmon's just a troll trolling us when we're most vulnerable about an issue in which we're most sensitive.

ThaAidsVirus has spoken

I agree but I came here before the Alex Smith shit hit the fan. Because I wanted to talk about my ****a Geno and Jaguars fans just wanted to discuss overrated pass rushers.

I didn't know Comrade Crapski was shitsprayer, but he seems alright to me.

Hmmmm, who to vote for. Decisions, decisions

poll fail
when was the last gaz sighting?
I think he has been gone longer than I have been here

I should have voted for Bugeater

Address.:D

The winner should get a 11 month ban and automatic entry into next years nominations. :D

Uhhhh....yeah, I'm getting killed here. Thanks for nothing.

Winner needs to be banned. Otherwise it's silly.

Yea. Ban the guy who is a fan of a different team and has nothing to do on this forum after the draft. That will show him. Rofl

Then why are you still here?

WTF are Bugeater and KCnut on there?...

Some reeruns have bet me that the Chiefs take Geno.

You aren't going anywhere after the draft. Face it.

Not immediately but after I talk shit to the people who claimed you were taking Geno I will. And I don't need this account to do that. Waste of a Ban.

You won't win. Smart money is on "Piers Morgan" or a couple other longer standing douches. Butthurt will be had at losing their main account.

Well played...

I got this. The Geno heartbreakers will lead me to most promising victory and Jupiter's cock will show envy.

Not a good idea.

It's hard to watch a dream die.

When it does it doesn't tend to die alone...

Someone's got teh butthurt.

Ahh this person right here should be the winner. You can already see the butt hurt if he wins.

People are offended by the Skoal ring in Bugeaters jorts.:D

I must miss the threads that puts Bug in the red. I like the guy.

Uh don't think that happened to him because of threads. I think a mod got a little mod happy and did that to him over something else. I can't remember for sure.

Gracias! Figured I missed something.

I wasn't the azzhole that made him a mod...

Btw I voted for AustinChief.

Jealousy mostly...:Poke:

Alex Smith Fan was my only vote.

Blackmon is nothing but a troll and I equate him to Westboro Baptist.....ignoring them is the best option as it's only attention that they seek, so no vote from me.

this

Uh oh someone is poking the BIG DOG :)

I've found he's like God: He's always there but he lets you sort out the finer points amongst yourselves...

I like Bug too, one of my favorite posters. This thing about him in the red has me feeling down.

The "Geno mafia" should be on the list of Douche's that should be getting votes as well.

Surprised at Amnorix's 11 votes.

Must be some of 'wingers he routinely takes to school over in DC.