Terminator vs Hulk who wins?
 

Just watched The Terminator 2 with my boy, after the movie he said "Hulk will win Terminator". I was appalled. You tell me who wins.

Your boy is very wrong.

Terminator

the terminator would kill the hulk and every other member of the banner family

the hulk would never even become an idea

bruce banners father would awaken to his dick getting ripped off

The first thought to go through your head after he uttered that sentence should have been, "I should have pulled out."

You're all reeruns.

The Hulk would ****ing destroy the Terminator.

The initial gut reaction is Hulk, but the Terminator is indefatigable and I think that would be the difference. Terminator, but it would be a good matchup.

Kids

The Terminator is just a machine. It was killed by a factory press in the first movie.

The Hulk would rip the Terminator apart in 10 seconds.

HULK SMASH!!!

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BROTHER!

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THE OL' HULKSTER IS A BAD DUDE BROTHER. HULKAMANIA IS RUNNING WILD BROTHER, JUST ASK ANDRE THE GIANT BROTHER. YOU SEE BROTHER, YOU CAN'T BECAUSE I SLAMMED HIM SO HARD HE DIED BROTHER.

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TERMINATOR? BROTHER, PLEASE. HULKSTER DEFEATED COMMUNISM BROTHER, SO SAY YOUR PRAYERS AND EAT YOUR VITAMINS BROTHER.

LISTEN HERE BROTHER. THE HULKSTER ONCE GOT INVITED TO PLAY THE GUITAR FOR THIS BAND NAMED METALLICA AND TURNED IT DOWN, BECAUSE HULKAMANIA WAS RUNNING WILD BROTHER!

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SO YOU TELL THAT TERMINATOR TO BRING IT ALL BROTHER BECAUSE BROTHER I'M THE BADDEST DUDE IN THE WHOLE WORLD

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Die in a fire.


Hulk would get winded as the Teminator technically can't.

Other than going back in time and killing Banner's parents or something, the Terminator has no chance. Even a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range is just going to piss Hulk off. Then Hulk rips the arms off Terminator and beats him with them.

Mods? Can I get a permaban for spam please?

I could probably take the Terminator with a can opener and some elbow grease.

Just go ahead and add him to the list of "shit I could take mano-e-mano" next to a pack of African Painted Dogs.

Is your son 17? Hope not. Either way, sounds like a downsy.

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Hulk would tear through several dozen Terminators without even breaking a sweat. Shit... That's common sense...

Hulk has taken down Sentinels. A Terminator? Pfffffff.....

Hulk get winded? Excuse me while laugh hysterically...

Hulk would tear him up, put him in a ball and crush him til he disintegrated.

This thread is heading in the wrong direction.

This thread just turned heel.

hollywood!
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Your son deserves an apology.

NEVER!!!!!

Haven't we watched the Hulk get hit by tank ammunition and walk away? That is bigger than any weapon we saw the terminator walk around with, so what is he going to hurt the hulk with? Old TV show hulk, I'm not to sure about, but new movie hulk (and probably the comic book version) rips off Arnolds arms and beats him till he is nearly unrecognizable, then throws him over the horizon for good measure.

Lol ;)

If you haven't seen the Avengers, the Hulk will never die. Banner "[refers to his cage that Loki is currently residing in] In case you needed to kill me, but you can't! I know! I tried!... I got low. I didn't see an end, so I put a bullet in my mouth... and the other guy spit it out! So I moved on. I focused on helping other people. I was good, until you dragged me back into this freak show and put everyone here at risk!"

Pretty sad, but this is about the best the Terminator could hope for...

http://youtu.be/XmsCOVTeXto

oh god I've been drinking too long today and need to go sleep.

The Hulk =! Hulk Hogan

Dislikes > Likes

I did say it was pretty sad video, which is why it had so many dislikes. Most the comments agree that the Hulk would rip him apart.

The Terminator would beg for anti-freeze and a ****ing flaming aids tree.

Hulk of course

I believe this answers your question.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70wGBSK0jjQ

Ummm terminator is going to go back and steal the research so it can create Terminator Hulks.....so I'm going to go with the cyborg Terminator Hulk.

John Conner vs Terminator Hulks????? Yea game over....

Welp it looks like the Hulk Wins!

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Huh? The Hulk without question.

Did you see all the damage he did in The Avengers? He threw Loki around like a ragdoll.

Movie Hulk>Terminator>TV Hulk>Hulk Hogan

no chance for arnold
puny robot

unless the terminator was made with the same metal used to make capt. america shield then we could have something here.

Ok at first I was on the Hulk's side completely. He took one of those flying behemoths down with 1 punch in the movie.

The issue here is which terminator? If it is the T-100 Arny terminator then Hulk wins hands down. If it is the T-1000 with the Liquid Steel Chassis then there might be an issue. In T-2 Arnolds terminator punches the T-1000 and the T-1000 morphs around his fist. Then the T-1000 commences to beat the ever loving crap out of Arnold.

So Mechanical body Terminator = Hulk wins
Liquid metal T-1000 Terminator = Hulk would have to hit the terminator so hard that little chunks of liquid metal would be detached from the T-1000 and fly off to long distances.

Now if the T-1000 Terminator had extensive files on Bruce Banner he could transform into Betty Ross and then possibly calm the Hulk down to his Bruce Banner form.

Sarah Conor killed the Terminator, but the Hulk can't? Give me a break.

Hulk!

absolutely this.
errabody knows if the Hulk is getting owned, it just makes him angrier and stronger. this scientific FACT secures his ultimate undefeatability. (apparently this isn't really a word, but you feel me)

Yeah science!

Pretty much gotta be the Hulk.

Whenever you look at the history of things that have defeated Hulk in the comics, it's basically metaphysical entities who can alter matter or stifle Hulk's brain. The Terminator is very tough to defeat, but Hulk is completely invulnerable.

I went through a comic book phase for a few months about eight years ago and read this thing called World War Hulk, where Hulk basically invades the earth and every superhero you've ever seen in Marvel gets crushed and defeated trying to take him down. He was so powerful, the author basically had to invent this guy called "The Sentry," who had the physical power of several suns.

Sentry fought Hulk to a standstill and leveled an entire metropolis doing so. They fought so hard, they both reverted to their regular-human form, and Bruce Banner killed him. I'm pretty sure that's the only time in comic book history that Hulk's been physically challenged. Every other time he was beaten, was by a god.

So the Hulk can be worn down. And he can be defeated. But by entities that have to have god-like entities. Not simply a super robot.

This! And what about the sexy lady robot terminator? Would the hulk smash a sexy naked lady terminator? ... Where's a pornographer when you need them?

Hulk and it wouldn't even be a contest.

regardless of WHICH terminator it is....once Hulk was mad enough, and in turn powerful enough....he could basically just hold the little twat in one hand. I'm picturing a kind of midget vs man where the man simply holds his hand against the midgets forehead while the midget flails wildly with haymakers and every one is a total wiff.

there's just no competition here.

I DID find the analysis of Hulks defeats interesting. obviously I don't know enough about this stuff....but I do know the angrier he gets the more powerful he gets, and, correct me if I'm wrong.....I believe his size increases as well. when I was a kid I was like.....you don't need the Avengers....Hulk can handle it all on his own. :D

awesome! my fav part of the movie.
what smart ass line did he utter just before the beat down??

beats me...............:D

I don't know before before but afterwards he said "puny God" as he walked away.


EDIT---He said he was a god and wouldn't be bullied by a foul creature.

Green.

Another reason why there should be 10,000 post limit to start threads.

Shaddup! :D

You are a exception. :D

terminator ldo

If it was the Bill Bixby/Lou Ferigno Hulk then I would take the Terminator. Otherwise I'd take the Hulk. Of course the Terminator would probably go back in time and kill the guy before he had a chance to turn into the Hulk.

exactly


terminator gets turned into a toaster by the Hulk and it's not even close

Liquid metal Terminator wouldn't fair any better. It couldn't damage Hulk at all. The only thing capable of beating Hulk is superior strength(unpossible!) or mystical abilities that counteract Hulk's strength or **** with his ability to RAGE. None of the Terminators are even close to that capability. An army of Terminators isn't even close to that.

Hulk would make pretty little necklaces out of their glowing red eyeballs.

Dude, the original Terminator was killed by Sarah Connor.

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This nails it.

Loki: "Enough! You are, all of you, beneath me. I am a God you dull creature and I will not be bullied by....... Agh!"

Ass whipping ensues

Hulk: "Puny God."

Except that in the Avengers he says that he tried to kill himself and turned into the hulk so fast that it stopped the bullet. So even if liquid terminator got him back to Bruce, he would turn back just as it tried to penetrate him with the blade...

Dammit, I feel like I'm actually in an episode of Big Bang Theory.

He knew the bullet was coming, though...

Sneak attack... :hmmm:

A couple of humans can take down a Terminator.........


Just saying.

The first four replies to this thread are classic. Giving it to Terminator and acting like its a stupid question. It's Hulk and it isn't even a discussion. Only option for any terminator is to use time travel to kill Banner as a child.

Would that be against to rules or something?

This.

Terminator wasn't that some kind of hair removal system?
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Too bad this wasn't a public poll so we could figure out the rest of the 15 dumbasses.

Pissed off Hulk>500 T-800s.

It's Terminator vs. Hulk, not pre-hulk, so time travel is thrown out.

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I think the answers obvious.
If the above pics dont convince you then the below picture will.
Unless you think someday Robo cop could arrest the Hulk too!

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Heck She Hulk could kick his a$$ with one hand tied behind her back.
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Your son is wise beyond his yrs!