Getting my first Colonoscopy tomorrow.
 

The VA found blood in a sample and now I am getting my first Colonoscopy.

I am just a little worried and nervious, and worried and nervious.

Scared they are going to find something bad.

Nothing to be worried about. You won't remember a thing.

You doing the Miralax sprints tonight?

Like looking at that flashy thingy in Men in black?

yes I am

I remember my first colonoscopy. Same worries. Came out with nothing other than a welled lubed booty hole.

That heavens for modern medicine. I can't believe the used to do that awake.

Good luck, I hope it's nothing serious.

I have had fissures in my anus before. Probably where the blood is coming from. At least I hope. That was kind of painfull when they sewed them up. Probably will have to go through that again.

It's not as bad as the thought of it.

You will probably feel 100% better tomorrow.

Guessing by your join date and who we’ve run out at QB within that timeframe, you’re going to be just fine with the procedure and might not need the lube unless you’ve tightened way back up since Mahomes.

I think I wipe too hard.

Tight

Bidet.

No one but peasants should be wiping that much.