**** Official "I'm hungover as ****" thread ****
I'm hungover as ****, and I'm probably still drunk. My stomach is made of mush, my head is squeezing what little brain I have, and my eyes feel like they're floating in vodka.
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eat something
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I just shit through a screen door. Get a greasy cheeseburger. That's what I'm gonna do. It really does help.
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Pedialyte. You can thank me later.
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Before you go drinking you should drink a good size Gatorade or something similar.
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Kidding, I'm on my third 32-oz glass of water.
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Sprite or 7UP works for me.
I know that feel bro |
I'm talking shit to my dogs, who are on the couch with me. Yep, definitely still drunk.
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There is a constant yellow blob in the middle of my vision, and whenever I get a whiff of my breath I get wasted all over again. To quote my wife, I "smell like a burned-down liquor store".
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