Talk about things you'd rather do than read another "Deberg" thread please
 

I'll get us started.

Masturbate with a cheese grater.

Watch midget porn.

I'd rather get fisted up the ass by Andre The Giant with a pine cone in his hand than read another Deberg thread.

LMAO

And we're off!!

His threads generally get a lot of responses so I don't get what the problem is. But I'll go ahead and play along and say stick my penis into a waffle iron.

Dinner with Frankie and his cat.

I'd rather be stuck in an elevator with Bob Costas for 24 hours than read another Deberg thread.

That cat could break apart in mid-air!

I'd rather read an Inmem thread than read another Deberg thread.

Give Zach a piggy back ride around Sporting Park while he whispers in my ear all the reasons why soccer is better than football.

Read one more srvy land surveying story.

Hey, let's not say things we can't take back.

I'd rather have Scott Pioli as my bestest friend than read another Deberg thread

Dude, that's harsh. LOL

I would rather catch Gunther_Fan spying on me in the shower

I would rather choke to death at a hotdog eating contest after having a brawl at Waffle house.