I didn't really have any place to put this, so...uh...yeah:

http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/...d-twilight.jpg

Keeps a vampire fed for an entire week...:LOL:

Oh.

My.



I don't know what is more disturbing. That someone is selling these or that there are people actually buying them

Yes, yes you do...

She learned that trick in Kill Billy.

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With a hammer

NO WANT!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-HoGLc_s2a_...-smash-gif.gif

Her other eye is still OK, right?

Eye retina magazine that the leading cause of poor attendance in schools is missing pupils.

Famous last words of the attacker: "Outta sight!"

Hey, the victim should look at the bright side (with her one good eye, of course): She now can double for Mike Wazowski and a quite a number of the primary characters of Disney's "Pirates of the Caribbean" ride attraction and movie sequels.

Ironically, the victim's most favorite song ever is Foreigner's "Double Vision".

On the other hand, her least favorite song ever is Debbie Gibson's "Lost In Your Eyes". (That goes for many of us...ameyeright?)

Best thing to say to the victim so as to not draw attention to her handicap: "So what have you got on your ipod?".

Are these lines too cornea?

:banghead:

Nah, but I'd keep an eye on her if I did.

Now Otto can marry someone on eye level

http://www.techofthehub.com//HLIC/e5...e976e43c36.jpg

I'd skull **** her. Then next time she seen me she'd keep an eye out for me.

I thought the story about the guy returning the used enemas, getting a possible 10 year prison sentence because they resold them. WTF? wouldn't that be on the employees for not knowing?