Searching is (back on)
 

As those of you who have been here a while know, using the search feature is one of the most server-intensive processes there is. We have a potential solution that we'll hopefully be able to put in place once AustinChief is able to get us upgraded to vBulletin, but in the meantime, we just have to live with it.

However, given that this place is gonna be rockin for the next few days, I've I've turned searching off globally for now. Once things die down again, we'll turn it back on.

Damn ****s new posts in mobile
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Why do the Mods hate us so much?

Sometimes I even hate myself.

Okydoky. Thanks for keeping us posted.

Protip

go to Google

Search: "Chiefsplanet" xxxxxxxxx

xxxxxxxxx being whatever thread you're looking for.

Sorry. It's only temporary.

This approach is also basically done for you under the search menu in the upper-right.

No problem, I only use the google search anyway.

Its bullshit.



LMAO
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A necessary step to not have the Server crash. Wanna bitch? Give some more money to Austin Chief. If not, shadduppp.:)

F n a. Thanks for the tip

The Man is keeping us down.

What kind of money are we talking here? 100,1000,tens of thousands.

http://i.imgur.com/UdPldKb.jpg

But seriously, while money always helps this is mainly just a shitty database design issue from everything I can tell. There's an add-on to use a much better design for searching, but it's not compatible with vB 3.8 (which is what we're on at the moment).

Q

this is completely unacceptable

I don't need the search function to find your mom.

You're ruining my Chiefsplanet experience!

/jenson

We going to lock out n00bs / lurkers too?

Might help if we draft or trade a pick to keep out a flood of whomevers.

There was another thread about this in the past, but I can't find it.

This place has gone to hell since the search function left.

No chance of having tags?

If we cannot search, we cannot discover. Christopher Columbus searched, Galileo searched, Jonas Salk searched. Mankind's inquisitiveness is the key to our past, our present, and our future. I fear that the suppression of this innately human instinct will lead to our destruction.

the same place you're goin

Eh, maybe. I'll be on and will throw the switch if needed. Usually, though, it's searches that drag the place down rather than high post volume.

I can see that. ;)

Oh cute, my stalker has finally returned.

If we ask pretty please will you turn it back on.

Does anyone know where I can search to enable the search function?

Kinda like when Buddy Holly died :deevee:

Yeah, not even in the mood tonight. He's had way too many chances.

Head shot

http://www.freewebs.com/stickanimati...ting%20Gun.gif

Who is Hudler Rex?

A guy who can't spell Tyrannosaurus, I think.

Not Oedipus?

Does anybody else read DaFace's posts in the voice of Toby, from "The Office"?

I do.

I don't even know his original name anymore. He sneaks back in, posts for a while, then shows his ass and gets booted again. My guess is he has over 20 accounts that have been banned.

I don't think Tyrannosauruses ate cats. Cats didn't appear until later.

I have to admit I can't recall reading any of his posts, but I wish Searching a speedy recovery.

SINCE WE CAN'T HAVE SEARCHING CAN WE HAVE TAGS?

You're it.

(Running away.)

I suggest to the mods to sticky this thread.

1234 not it

Ha! I see(hear)what you did there!

I have to admit I've been a little disappointed with his last few efforts. He's not even trying to fly under the radar anymore.

google image search long john silvers combo platter

Sounds like Marlboro.

I can't find this thread.

Not the same guy. This one has been specifically stalking me ever since I temp banned him with infractions for posting false news in the Pi0li watch thread back in early 2009.

Here's a small sample:

Good God.

Apparently Bing is disabled too.

:cuss:

Once the search feature is upgraded, will the 60 sec limit be removed?

Remember its a madatory rule that once the seach function is disable, the tag function should be enabled.

I don't really care about the SEARCH BUTTON...But where is the the NEW POST BUTTON????

TAGS PLEASE

Will this be Chiefsplanets most heavily trafficked day ever?

Place yours bets....with a big Royals game + the #1 pick


Huge day in KC sports history!

I doubt it. Maybe for the weekend in total, but splitting out the rounds makes it so that single-day traffic is much lower than when rounds 1-3 were all on the same day.

BTW, what was CP's busiest day ever?

10/21/2011 14046
10/20/2011 12359
9/23/2012 8067
9/7/2008 7317
10/31/2011 7292
9/13/2009 7132
4/25/2009 7018
4/22/2010 6962
1/3/2010 6898
12/5/2010 6838

Those 2011 ones were all because of Joey's contest, so those are a bit of an outlier, but the 2009 and 2010 drafts were pretty solid.

Those where fun long days.

THIS

Fascinating…..I guess the Sept dates in 08, 09 and 12 were home opener games?

Is the destroying feature still active?

This is a worse tragedy than the Kansas City Chiefs' 2013 NFL Draft

Guest access is off and new user registrations are moderated. I made another change as well, but I'll let you guys figure that one out.

LMAO Something ****ed up happens everytime tags are turned on and yet we always do it.

Wonder what will happen this year.

noice, very noice.

If that happens the tags will get shut down and the ban hammer will come out. If people have fun and don't go full dipshit there won't be any problems.

What was the contest about?

Search is back on. Still, don't go crazy with it. It still has a tendency of killing the server.

I don't recall the specifics, but I think it was something to the effect of "who can get the most posts in their thread in 24 hours" or something like that.

Sounds fun LMAO

It wasn't