Marriage Question
 

Ok lets start here.

I need some help with some things i need to know on gettin married, the do's, the dont's, the things you need to know about that.

I see you guys here some are married some arent so the ones that know stuff i need to know let me know about it.

So what are the things i should know about it, cause i dont wanna wait my whole life to get married, i actually wanna be married before i turn 26 which is 6 years from now.

But I wanna get started early in startin a family, so what are the do's and dont's in marriage ???

Oh lord. Somebody warn Roy Sr. ROFL

ROFL

What's wrong with not being married when you are 26? :hmmm:

How many weeks late is she?

:D

ROFL This should be good....

Heh. The shotgun is already loaded.

Another comedy gold thread in the opening phase.

This is easy. Don't get married, and if you do, go kicking and screaming all the way.

By the way, I suggest you use this for the top of the wedding cake.
http://img109.exs.cx/img109/2646/weddingcake5ro.jpg

:D

Sneaking off to the courthouse is how I would do it. That way I won't have to tell my family or anything until it's already done.

ROFL

You're goin to hell for that one..

Don't!!!!For god sakes boy get a grip will ya. Your too damn young to start a family wait till your 30 for gods sake whats the hurry :cuss:

Well, unless things have changed drastically over in that part of the world, the normal first step is to get a girlfriend first. It's kinda risky to just walk out on the street and grab a girl and take her to the alter...

Although, you could find any number of girls who would do that for you over here!!!! And, some of them are rather attractive.

Hey I'm 20 and I'm in no hurry to get married.

Disclaimer

marriage is bad and no one should do it under any circumstances!!

that ought to absolve me :thumb:

What's it cost to mail one of those rather attractive ones back to the states :hmmm:

I'd plunge on a trip to Vegas and get married by a flying Elvis. If that's too much to ask maybe just hire First Down Elvis and get married on the 50 yard line at Arrowhead. :)

Roy, it is great that you are in love but it seems foolish to speak of marriage so early in the relationship and especially at your age. Why don't you just enjoy dating for a while and re-visit this topic again in 3 or 5 years?

Nice ROFL

Dads already gettin onto me about this one

I need to know what are some things you need to know about the person before ever thinkin of gettin married.

I dont wanna wait till im 30. I wait till im 30 i better just not have a family at all cause thats on the way down the hill.

Every time I think I've seen the nadir of this BB, inevitably someone grabs a shovel and digs for China...

Im just askin for some advice in case if i decide to in 2 years, what are the things i should know, the do's and the donts i should know before even attemptin to get married.

That's absolutely not true. My parents didn't get married until they were in their late 20s and had kids in their early and mid 30s.

Considering I got married at 31 and am getting ready to celebrate my 14th anniversary soon, with a very beautiful 12 year old daughter, I really ought to smack you with a very large rock over that condesending and rather not-well-thought-out remark.
:cuss:

Know yourself
Know what is important to you
Know the other person
Know what is important to them

By the way, it takes more than just asking to find the true answers to those topics.

ROFL.....LMAO!!!

That's rep..:thumb:

mmaddog
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III!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Listen Up Fool. Absolutely, under no circumstances should you even CONSIDER that word, until you've know a broad for at least 2 years.

Your fresh wet Pecker is talkin' here Boy........

I think the rule of thumb in your case should be that you can't get married until you can have sex for 2 full minutes..........in a row.

If you want to practice for marriage, get yourself a job.......go every day for a year.......when you get home, mow the yard, pay the bills, and prepare to be wrong about something when you get inside.


Before you consider marraige, you need to know ALOT of things.
1. Has she always been a female
2. has she ever been in Prison

3. Has she ever committed a felony
4. Has she ever done a DP for internet PRon Sites?
5. How does she act when she's sick
How does she act when you or a loved one are ill? Is she pissed because you went to Grandma's funeral instead of taking her to see the matenee?
6. How many other horny internet virgins is she pillaging?
7. Does she have a Job?
Is she good with Money or in Deep Shit Debt?
Does she expect you to immediately expect you to provide as much as her Daddy Doctor?
Do you even know her middle name?
DO you like the smell of each other's farts? If you haven't smelled her fart, you don't know her at all.

Are Her pants easier to get into than Community College?

If yes, assume that during your marraige, as many guys will pass through both gates.

Never Buy the First Car you test drive. EvAR!

And remember ... try on the shoe before you buy it, ... just to make sure it fits well. Along that same line of thought, take heed of the following conversation.

Son: Dad, I have a problem
Dad: What is it son?
Son: Ummm ... I got my girl friend pregnant.
Dad: Damnit Son! What were you thinking!?
Son: Well Dad, you always said, "Try on the shoe before you buy it."
Dad: Yes Son, I did say that but ... you don't shit it and prevent yourself from taking it back!

:D

Really? Hmmmm....had my kids at 36 and 40......and I am in the prime of my life at 48!!!

I know kids your age that are already on the downhill slope...it's all a matter of taking care of yourself!

mmaddog
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You're ****in full of shit and you know it. Way to try to cover your ass, though. Next time don't use Saran wrap.

What's Ralph Nader digging a hole to China got to do with this?

Wait....nevermind....:banghead:

mmaddog
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RoyC,
Please go buy III a hammer. That way anytime he's tempted to use his keyboard in the future, he can use the hammer on his fingers. Good Lord.

How'm I supposed to know? Ask Hoover.

Since we're on the marriage topic, here's one a I just heard.

A man comes home from work one day and sees his wife packing up her suitcases. He asks her where she's going, and she says "I'm leaving you and moving to Las Vegas. I just saw on television that I can make $200 a night doing what I do for you for free."

Suddenly, the husband begins packing his bags, too. The wife asks what he's doing, and he says "I want to see how you're going to live on $400 a year."

If nothing else, maybe you could have the traditional KU Jayhawk wedding. Go to a nice church and have a real fancy ceremony... and then when you get to the very end of the vows, you choke the bride.

I think if you get married, you should Let Rich Scanlon have a go at her on your wedding night.

ROy finally gets laid, and he thinks he found the love of his life. Hey ROy, its called Pussy... all chicks have one. Just cuz one let you touch hers, doesnt mean its love...

Im almost embarassed for you.

Roy, when you bring home a W-2 that has more than 3 zeros on the end feel free to post another marriage thread. Until then, don't even think about it.

I'm already gonna smack you upside the head once when I see you next. You don't want to add to that.

I dont think this thread was good idea.

First of all.....her real name, not the one she uses on the Internet

Second....does she have a husband


mmaddog
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ROFL ROFL ROFL

How do you know SHE wants to marry you roy, have you already asked?

And why would you do that for ??????????

The subject isn't, either.

I dont wanna answer this but yes we have.

Dude, are you serious? About 2 months ago you were telling everyone about chicks you met on the net fighting over you and now you want marriage advice?

Stop while you're ahead. You don't marry chicks you met on the net after 3 months.

Enjoy being young and take your time. Marriage is no race - it's a marathon and you will never make it if you run too fast too early.

I'm just recently engaged, but I've been dating my fiancee for 3 years and we are waiting a while to get married so we can save cash.

I'm sure you will get your balls broke on this thread, and you should. If you are thinking about marriage already, it's not love, it's an infatuation.

Please dont stop posting these threads. These are always quality entertainment.

This thread is the least of your worries. You better reel your peter back into your trousers before you make another decision. Where are you gonna live? How are you gonna get to the grocery store? When you
get there, how are you gonna pay? If your peter produces RoyIV, what are you gonna do?

How much money do you think it would take to feed and house a wife and a child, Roy. Throw out a wild guess.

:doh!:
Where do I sign up to help smack this kid upside his head?

Ah geez.. It just stopped bein' funny.

Oh, FFS...

This is a cry for help if I've ever seen one.

You don't want to wait till your 30? You still might be waiting till your 30 because the chances of a marriage like this lasting are slim and none and slim just gave you the finger.

If she's the right one, then what's the rush?

If you were thinking, you wouldn't have THUNK this in the first place.

Now that's funny....ROFL

mmaddog
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I don't have a bobblehead of my own and I wanted to see how one of them empty head dolls bobbed.

The only thing you need to know is do not get married before you are 25...you have years of fun ahead before you settle down. You don't wanna have a kid when you are a kid yourself.

ROFL

Let me get this straight you asked and she said Yes, now you want to know what you need to know before you get married, Roy, Roy, Roy, ........thats no good,now how are you gonna get out of it? :shake:

You ARE gonna get out of it right :hmmm:

Actually i've known this girl for a year.

Marriage doesn't always equal kids right away.

roy, please do not do this...

I don't think there is a general set marriage age at all...why would you paint such a broad brush? It is such a situational thing.

There are all kinds of people that have great marriages that got married before 25

There are all kinds of people that don't have have great marriages that got married before 25

There are all kinds of people that have great marriages that got married after 25

There are all kinds of people that don't have have great marriages that got married after 25

2 months and you have already talked about marriage..where is your daddy at boy. Is he reading this?

:banghead: Roy, pack up everything you own. Get a ride over to her house. Put all your stuff on her porch. Leave. Never speak to her again.

I'm trying to save you a whole lot of trouble.

Have you hung out with her all the time for that year? Or have you just talked on the computer?

If you haven't spent a lot of time with her, you don't know shit about her.

Where are you going to live if you get married?

LISTEN TO US GD IT DON'T GET MARRIED, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN IF YOU DO BOY, DO YOU HEAR ME :cuss:

If you can't afford a car..check that, 2 cars
If you can't afford a house
If you can't afford food for 3
If you can't afford Lights (daddy, thanks for ALLL this Light! Its GREAT to read by.....here's the big piece of chicken)
If you can't afford Heat,Car insurance, home insurance, health insurance, and swimming lessons................

You're never going to be able to afford her crack habit, internet connection or the Divorce, where you'll never be able to afford her ALLIMONY.

No........Take your dick out of the Selzter Bottle and think about what you've said.

No she already told me she wants to be with me and us get married in 2 years. So i was just askin for some advice.

:rolleyes:

Unfortunately, there is no data for those that got married right at age 25 so there your guess is as good as anyone's, Roy.

Now that is great advice.

While he's at it, he should just give some of his money to a lawyer for the hell of it too.

Forget what it costs to be married, tell him how much they cost to get OUT of

ROFL ROFL

I have some ocean front property I can sell the 2 of you in Oaklahoma as well if you want.

Seltzer bottle? :hmmm: Do they have any wide mouth bottles?

Well, I agree with you about the over 30 thing, but that's more of a personal choice. I got "fixed" at 24 after 1 kid and I'm very glad that I had my son before 30.

I'd wait till after you've gone through college before you'd consider marrying someone. If you get married too early, you tend to want to sew your wild oats when you get to be 30 or so. I recommend going to college, have fun, get laid, and don't worry about marriage.

WHEW, we got 2 years thank god, I thought you meant real soon.

don't worry guys it ant gonna last that long, and if it does, then ok maby I'll get your back

and became seriously sad.

And Don't forget the Water Bill. I realize that In Kentucky, some folks poo outside, but the rest of the Country Enjoy the benefits of indoor plumbing........which costs money