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Dartgod 07-09-2013 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blaise (Post 9801202)
He wanted to catch a poop.

Fixed it...

HoneyBadger 07-09-2013 01:52 PM

No vagina in the world is worth sitting in shit.

loochy 07-09-2013 01:53 PM

Well, I guess his life just went down the toilet

ptlyon 07-09-2013 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HoneyBadger (Post 9801224)
No vagina in the world is worth sitting in shit.

Yet, man has been making his life a living hell because of it since Adam and Eve

houstonwhodat 07-09-2013 01:57 PM

That was a shitty thing to do.

Thig Lyfe 07-09-2013 02:18 PM

Yummy yummy mommy

Easy 6 07-09-2013 02:18 PM

What a turd

mikey23545 07-09-2013 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kysirsoze (Post 9471369)



This is so we can get away from you worthless meth-head shit-eaters in Oklahoma, Kansas, and Missouri...

Frazod 07-09-2013 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikey23545 (Post 9801271)
This is so we can get away from you worthless meth-head shit-eaters in Oklahoma, Kansas, and Missouri...

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5...feico1_400.jpg

Nickel D 07-09-2013 02:55 PM

He could have came up with this better excuse: "I was rehearsing for my role as Jean Valjean when he's traversing through the sewers of Paris."

lcarus 07-09-2013 02:59 PM

Great. Another thing that makes me ashamed of living in Tulsa.

Rain Man 07-09-2013 03:24 PM

When arrested, I wonder if he cried out, "Jail? I can't go to jail! It's terrible in there!"

OrtonsPiercedTaint 07-09-2013 05:58 PM

The corn caught in the foreskin on the upstroke would just ruin it for me.

houstonwhodat 07-09-2013 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 9801355)
Great. Another thing that makes me ashamed of living in Tulsa.


Oral Roberts U FTW

rockymtnchief 07-09-2013 06:14 PM

I had a buddy that was a federal Marshall and he told me it's more common than you think. Although, most people aren't noticed down there until after they die from asphyxiation from gasses and no oxygen.


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